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Strickland: Who?
Marty: Marty McFly! Marty McFly! Don't you know me? From school, sir.
Strickland: I've never seen you before in my life but you look to me like a slacker.
Marty: Yeah, that's right. That's right, I am a slacker. Don't you remember? You gave me detention last week.
Strickland: Last week? The school burnt down six years ago. Now, you've got exactly three seconds to get off my porch with your nuts in tact. One -
Marty: I just wanna know what the hell is going on here.
Strickland: Two...
Marty: Argh!!!
A car drives past, its drivers fire gunshots.
People in car: Strickland!
They hit Strickland's porch, destroying a few flower pots, and Marty ducks for cover. Strickland comes back with a gun and fires it.
Strickland: Eat lead, slackers!
Marty runs off, terrified.
Marty: Argh!
Music: I Can't Drive 55 By Sammy Hagar.
He runs to Courthouse Square, and stands on a sign. It's the "Welcome to the City of Hill Valley A Nice Place To Live" sign. It's been changed so it now says "Hell Valley" and also has bullet holes in it. In the square he bumps in to RED, the bum we saw at the end of Part 1 when Marty re-entered 1955. He's also a bum in this reality.
Red: Watch where you're going, crazy drunk pedestrian!
Marty: Red!
Red looks at him and then walks off. Marty gets a look at Courthouse Square. It's now full of strip bars, adult book stores and the like. There are bikers everywhere - it seems Hill Valley is hosting a biker's convention. Marty looks again. There is a toxic plant in the Square and a tank owned by the Hill Valley Police is driving around. Marty looks at the Courthouse. It's now a high rise building. The clock has been removed and extra stories have been built on top. Then Marty gets the biggest surprise - it is now BIFF TANNEN'S PLEASURE PARADISE!!! A neon image of Biff using a money bill as a cigar can be seen. At the top of the building is the word "Biff's" in big neon letters. Big chimneys are also polluting the air.
Marty crosses the square and walks to the Pleasure Paradise. To the right of the main entrance is the Biff Tannen Museum. There's a TV screen playing. Marty goes to watch it.
Narrator: (v.o) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Biff Tannen Museum, dedicated to Hill Valley's number one citizen, and America's greatest living folk hero, the one, the only, Biff Tannen. Of course, we've all heard the legend, but who is the man? Inside you will learn how Biff Tannen became one of the richest and most powerful men in America.
The TV screen shows Biff driving away from a big house in an expensive car.
Narrator: (v.o) Learn the amazing history of the Tannen family, starting with his great grandfather, Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen, the fastest gun in the west.
The TV screen shows a picture of Buford.
Narrator: (v.o) See Biff's humble beginnings, and how a trip to the races on his 21st birthday made him a millionaire overnight.
The TV screen shows a racehorse and then Biff after his win with his money. Afterwards a copy of the Hill Valley Telegraph appears on screen - "Hill Valley Man Wins Big At Races".
Narrator: (v.o) Share in the excitement of a fabulous winning streak...
The TV screen shows the Hill Valley Telegraph - "Biff Wins Again".
Narrator: (v.o) ...that earned him the nickname, "The Luckiest Man On Earth".
The TV screen shows the Hill Valley Telegraph - "Biff Tannen: The Luckiest Man On Earth".
Narrator: (v.o) Learn how Biff parlayed that lucky winning streak into the vast empire named Biffco.
The TV screen shows Biff outside one of the Biffco plants.
Narrator: (v.o) Discover how in 1979 Biff successfully lobbied to legalise gambling, and turned Hill Valley's dilapidated Courthouse into a beautiful casino-hotel.
The TV screen shows the Hill Valley Telegraph - "Gambling Legalised".
Biff: (on video) I just want to say one thing - God bless America.
Narrator: (v.o) Meet the women who shared in his passion as he searched for true love...
The TV screen shows pictures of Biff with women, before cutting to a picture of Lorraine!
Narrator: (v.o) ...and relive Biff's happiest moment, as in 1973 he realised his life long dream by marrying his high school sweetheart, Lorraine Baines McFly.
The TV shows the wedding day. As Biff and Lorraine leave the church, a reporter's arm with a mike is seen.
Reporter: (v.o, on video) How do you feel Mr Tannen?
Biff: (on video) Third time's the charm.
Biff kisses Lorraine. Marty can't believe it!
Marty: No!!!
Biff steps backwards - into the arms of 3-D, MATCH and SKINHEAD!!! Skinhead grabs Marty.
Marty: No!
Skinhead: Hey wait, you're coming with us upstairs!
Marty: Let me go!
Match: Sonny, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
3-D hits Marty on the head and Marty passes out. As the screen fades to black we can hear "The easy way" quietly.