121018.fb2 Back to the Future - 2 - читать онлайн бесплатно полную версию книги . Страница 20

Back to the Future - 2 - читать онлайн бесплатно полную версию книги . Страница 20

Terry: Hey Biff, she's all fixed up just like you wanted, but I couldn't get her started! You got some kind of a kill switch on this thing?

The camera pulls out to reveal 2015 BIFF behind a tree. He watches as 1955 Biff opens the car door and gets in.

Biff: Nah, you just gotta have the right touch. Nobody can start this car but me.

Terry: The bill comes to $302 and 57 cents...

Biff: 300 bucks?

He gets out of the car.

Biff: 300 bucks for a couple of dents? No, hey, that's bullshit Terry.

Terry: No Biff, it was horseshit, the whole car was filled with it.

We cut to 2015 Biff as he remembers this.

Terry: (v.o) I had to pay Old Man Jones 80 bucks to haul it away!

Biff: (v.o) Old Man Jones? He probably resold it too! Now I ought to get something for that.

Cut back to 1955 Biff and Terry.

Terry: You wanna get something for it? Well, go inside, you can call Old Man Jones and if you want us to give you a refund...

During the following Marty gets into the back of the car unseen and covers himself with a sheet.

Biff: It's 300 bucks Terry!

Terry: Look, I'm only charging you for...

Biff: If I catch the guy who caused this, I'll break his neck!

Cut to 2015 Biff as 1955 Biff and Terry enter the Western Auto Stores shop.

2015 Biff: The manure! I remember that!

As 2015 Biff walks off, 1955 Biff and Terry come out of the store. Biff pushes past a kid on a scooter. Terry is holding 4 cans. They're in the middle of their conversation.

Terry: ...4 cans of Valvoline is more than enough.

Biff: 4 cans for a $300 job?

Terry: I can't even have lunch in there, it makes me nauseous...

Biff: I should be getting a case or more out of you for a 300 buck job.

Terry: It smells worse than the bathroom!

They keep arguing as Biff throws the cans in the back of the car, where they land on Marty's sensitive bits!

Marty: Oomph!

Biff: (sarcastically, he's not really listening) Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Terry: The stench is never going to go away, Biff. Never going to go away.

Biff opens the door.

Biff: (sarcastically) Yeah, thanks a lot.

Terry: That's the last time I ever do you a favour! Last time!

In the background, LORRAINE and her friend BABS leave Ruth's clothes shop. They have a box and are laughing happily. Lorraine opens the box and pulls out the dress she will wear to the dance that night. Biff is watching them.

Babs: It's perfect Lorraine! You're gonna look so good!

Terry drives off as Biff goes over to the girls.

Babs: You're going to look...

Biff: Well lookie what we got here. Pretty nice dress, Lorraine.

Biff lifts up Lorraine's skirt.

Biff: Although, I think you'd look better wearing nothing at all.

Lorraine: Biff, why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

Biff: Hey listen, Lorraine. There's that dance at school tonight. Right now, my car's all fixed. I'd figured that I'd cut you a break and give you the honour of going with the best-looking guy in school.

Lorraine: Well, I'm busy tonight, Biff.

Biff: Doing what?

Lorraine: Washing my hair.

Biff: That's as funny as a screen door on a battleship.

Cut to Marty in the back of Biff's car.

Marty: (under his breath) It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.

Cut back to Lorraine, Babs and Biff.

Lorraine: Look Biff, someone already asked me to the dance.

Biff: Who, that bug George McFly?