"How about this toy?" another asked, nicking out his stiletto with a pop. Six more pops punctuated the
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night. Eight blades flashed. The circle closed more tightly.
Barney moved into position, but Remo pulled him away. "He can take care of himself," he said.
"What do you say, old man?" the leader sneered. "Got any last words?"
"Yes," Chiun said. "Twice this night I have been inconvenienced by groups of hooligans with knives. It is getting to be impossible to walk these streets, and I plan to complain about it. I suggest you stop bothering innocent pedestrians and go home. Also, it is disrespectful to call me old."
The leader poised his stiletto at Chiun's throat. On the other side, another gang member crept up behind Chiun, prepared to slash at Ms back. "Those your last words, man?"
"Yes," Chiun said. And then he kicked behind him to relocate the manhood of the approaching man into the man's kidneys and the gang leader was thrusting his stiletto into thin air as he hurtled above the heads of his associates and came to rest around a telephone pole, which he encircled like a wreath halfway up the pole.
Two gang members fled immediately. The remaining four bashed their heads together with the perfect synchronization of a Busby Berkeley chorus line as Chiun whirled around them. Their skulls cracked and flattened on impact.
The man with relocated testicles rolled over once with a groan and then was silent. The man hugging the telephone pole slid bonelessly to the ground.
"Irritating," Chiun muttered, turning back to Remo and Daniels. "Egg juice. Knives. Name-calling. It is enough to cause indigestion. And you," he said, pointing menacingly toward Barney. "You will walk."
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"Yes, sir. Nothing like a good walk to perk up the old circulation. That's what I always say. A good walk stills the nerves." "And be silent."
Barney walked to Tenth Avenue as the dawn rose. In utter quiet.
Barney stuck a cigarette in his mouth as he entered the motel room. Remo crushed it into powder, so that Barney stood in the doorway holding a match to a one-inch filter. Then Remo reached into Barney's coat pocket and pulverized the rest of the pack.
"You could have just said you preferred I didn't smoke," Barney said. He looked around the room. "Real cozy. Where's my room?" Remo pointed.
Barney looked inside. "That's the bathroom."
"That's right."Go take a shower. You smell like a brewery."
"Okay, okay," Barney said. "You don't have to be rude about it."
"Be sure to lock the door," Chiun said. "One never knows what a pervert might try."
"Got a drink?"
"No," Remo said, glowering.
"Just asked, that's all No reason to get touchy." Barney headed off toward the bathroom and turned on the shower.
Remo called Smith. "We've got Daniels here," he said.
"Whatever for?"
He told Smith about Gloria X and the Peaches of Mecca and Barney's assignment to kill Calder Raisin.
"It doesn't make any sense," Smith said.
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"Glad you agree."
"What does any of this have to do with His-pania?" Smith wondered aloud.
"Probably nothing. He's probably just trying to pick up a few bucks. The question is, what do we do with this rum pot?"
"Hang on to him until I can put everything into the computer. Don't let him kill Raisin. What's Gloria X's address?"
Remo gave it to him as Smith punched the information into the computer console.
"And what's her real last name?"
"Raisin."
"What?"
"She's Raisin's wife. That's what she said."
Smith was silent for a long moment before he said, "She can't be."
"Why not? Interracial marriages and murder between spouses has never been big news."
"Because Calder Raisin's wife lives in, Westches-ter with their two kids under another name, and they're all as black as Raisin is. He keeps their profile low for security reasons, but he spends the weekends there. That information is in every personal biographical printout on every computer in the country."
"Maybe he's got two wives," Remo offered.
''I'll check it out. How old is Gloria?"
"Mid-twenties. Southern accent. Fanatic about the upcoming black revolution."
"Good," Smith said, keying in the material. "I'll go through the SDS and black organizations lists. Anything else?"
Remo thought for a moment. "She talks a lot while screwing."
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Smith's keyboard fell silent. "Is that everything?" he asked drily.
"I guess so." Remo heard the phone click off.
It just didn't make sense.