"Look, Mavis," Cordle began.
"No, you look," she said. "You were horrible! You were unbelievable! You were — I can't find a word rotten enough for what you were! I never dreamed that you were one of those sadistic bastards who get their kicks out of humiliating people!"
"But, Mavis, you heard what he said to me, you heard the way —"
"He was a stupid, bigoted old man," Mavis said. "I thought you were not."
"But he said —"
"It doesn't matter. The fact is, you were enjoying yourself!"
"Well, yes, maybe you're right," Cordle said. "Look, I can explain."
"Not to me, you can't. Ever. Please stay away from me, Howard. Permanently. I mean that."
The future mother of his two children began to walk away, out of his life. Cordle hurried after her.
"Mavis!"
"I'll call a cop, Howard, so help me, I will! Just leave me alone!"
"Mavis, I love you!"
She must have heard him, but she kept on walking. She was a sweet and beautiful girl and definitely, unchangeably, an onion.
Cordle was never able to explain to Mavis about The Stew and about the necessity for experiencing behavior before condemning it. Moments of mystical illumination are seldom explicable. He was able to make her believe that he had undergone a brief psychotic episode, unique and unprecedented and — with her — never to be repeated.
They are married now, have one girl and one boy, live in a split-level house in Plainfield, New Jersey, and are quite content. Cordle is visibly pushed around by Fuller Brush men, fund solicitors, headwaiters and other imposing figures of authority. But there is a difference.
Cordle makes a point of taking regularly scheduled, solitary vacations. Last year, he made a small name for himself in Honolulu. This year, he is going to Buenos Aires.