Outrageous Fortune There was one flaw in Allie’s plan. She had no idea when the McGill would get to the particular fortune cookie she had planted. She thought she would have to add a few more to the mix to better her odds, but before she could, her whole situation changed.
Just before she planned to leave for the treasure hold to write more fortunes, Pinhead and four Ugloids broke into her room without knocking.
“He wants you on deck,” Pinhead said. “He wants you on deck now.”
This wasn’t unusual. The McGill called for people on a whim, as if all the clocks in Everlost were set by his personal schedule. This was the first time, however, that Pinhead had barged in without as much as knocking.
“What does he want?”
“You,” was all Pinhead said, and although he had been helpful to her in the past, he offered no hint of an explanation, not a wink, not a grin. “You’d better not keep him waiting.”
When Allie came to the throne deck, the McGill sat there, his claws clenched together, the look in his terrible eyes more terrible than usual. Next to the McGill stood a large Afterlight Allie hadn’t seen for a while. The one dressed in that ridiculous wrestler’s outfit.
“Good evening,” the McGill said.
“You wanted to see me?” said Allie.
“Yes. I would like to know steps eight through twelve.”
“Finish step seven,” Allie said, “and then I’ll let you know step eight.” Allie had really come up with a good one for step seven. As the McGill was so fond of bullying people around, Allie decided that the seventh step would be a seventy-two-hour vow of silence. So far the McGill couldn’t even make twenty-four. “You just spoke,” she said. “I guess you’ll have to start all over again.”
The McGill motioned to the wrestler kid. “Piledriver, you can bring it out now.”
Piledriver dutifully went into a side room, and came back rolling a barrel that he set in the center of the room.
“Are you putting me in there?” Allie asked. “Is that it? If you do you’ll never know the last four steps.”
The McGill nodded to Piledriver again, and he pried open the barrel. It was full of liquid-but there was also something else in the barrel – something that glowed-and once the lid was off, it rose out, dripping in slimy pickle juice.
The moment Allie saw who it was, she knew she was in serious, serious trouble.
It was the Haunter.
“You!” said the Haunter, the moment he saw Allie.
The McGill stood up. “I am the one who brought you here,” the McGill told the Haunter. “You will answer my questions.”
“And if I don’t want to?”
“Then I’ll seal you back in that barrel.”
The Haunter held up his hand, and various loose objects began to fly around the room, striking the McGill.
“Stop that, or your next stop is the center of the Earth!” the McGill roared.
“Your skill at moving objects does not impress me, nor does it bother me. I bested you before, and if you fight me, I’ll do it again -and this time I’ll show no mercy.” Slowly the flying objects fell to the ground. “Good. Now you will answer my questions.”
The Haunter looked at him with hatred so strong it could have warped time. “What do you want to know?”
“Don’t believe a word he says!” Allie blurted out.
The McGill ignored her. “Tell me about this girl and her friends. Tell me what she knows.”
The Haunter laughed. “Her? She knows nothing! I offered to teach her, but she refused.”
“I didn’t need him!” Allie countered. “I was taught by someone else.”
“There is no one else who teaches the things I teach,” the Haunter said, arrogantly. “You knew nothing when you came to me, you know nothing now.”
“I know how to get inside people!” Allie told him. “I know how to skinjack.” She tried to sound strong and sure of herself, but her voice came out crackly and weak.
“It’s true,” said the McGill. “I saw her do it.”
The Haunter climbed out of the barrel and approached her, leaving a trail of salty brine where his moccasins fell. “It’s possible,” he said. “She does have an undeveloped skill to move objects, so it’s possible that she may also have the skill to skinjack.”
The McGill came closer to the two of them. “What I want to know is this: Can the skill be taught? Can she teach it to me?”
The Haunter didn’t bat an eye. “No, she cannot.”
The McGill pointed a crooked, sharp-nailed, furry finger at the Haunter. “Then you teach me how to skinjack.”
The Haunter shook his head. “It can’t be taught. Either you have the skill, or you don’t. You’ve been in Everlost long enough to know what your skills are. If you have not possessed the living by now, then you never will.”
Allie could feel the McGill’s anger like the heat of a furnace. “I see.” Like the heat at the center of the Earth.
“He’s lying!” Allie shouted. “He just wants to win you over, and get you to trust him, so he can betray you the moment you’re not looking! I’m the one who’s been helping you all this time. Who are you going to believe, him or me?”
The McGill looked at both of them, the Haunter on his left, Allie on his right.
“Who are you going to believe?” Allie asked again.
The McGill regarded Allie for a moment more, then turned to Piledriver, and the other crewmen present. “Seal him back in the barrel, then throw him overboard.”
“What?” the Haunter shouted.
“There is only room for ONE monster in Everlost,” the McGill growled.
The Haunter raised his hands, and objects began to fly once more-but although he had powerful magic, he was small and outnumbered. No shower of objects could save him from being shoved back in the barrel. “You will suffer,” the Haunter shouted. “I will find a way to make you suffer!” But soon all that came out were angry gurgles from within the barrel. Piledriver put the lid back on and hammered the nails back into place. Then he and Pinhead grabbed the barrel, and heaved it over the side. It disappeared beneath the waves without as much as a splash, sinking to the sea floor, and beyond. Thus, the Haunter met his destiny.
Once he was gone, Allie felt relief wash through her like a cleansing rain.
“There,” she said. “Now that that’s over with, you need to get on with step seven. No-don’t speak. You can start now. Seventy-two hours. I know you can do it.”
And the McGill didn’t speak. Instead he reached out and a crewman handed the McGill a paintbrush dripping with black paint.
“What are you doing?” Allie asked.
“What I should have done the moment you came on board.”
Then he painted the number 0001 on her blouse, and said:
“Chime her.”
The McGill had not felt his temper rage this powerfully for a very long time. He had forgotten how good it felt.
Anger!
Let it fill him. Let it rage like a dance of flames. Anger at her for her lies, anger at himself for allowing his feelings to cloud his judgment. Anger enough to cauterize any vulnerability, burning closed the wound she had left in his twisted heart by her deception. This girl had played him for a fool, but that was over.
With the addition of Allie to the chiming chamber, his collection was now complete. He went down below to watch. The crew had untangled them, and now they all swung free again. He watched as they turned Allie upside down, so that the 0001 on her shirt read 1000.
A brave man’s life is worth a thousand cowardly souls.
From the first time he read that fortune years ago, he knew what it meant. He could have his life back, in exchange for a thousand Afterlights. Souls were the currency with which he could buy back his life. Imagine it! Flesh and bone, blood and breath. For a short while, he had thought skinjacking would be better, but that option had never really existed, had it? No, there was only one way to return to the world of the living. This bargain: his life for a thousand souls.
Whether the bargain was with deity or demon, it didn’t matter to the McGill. All that mattered were the terms. Well, he had satisfied the terms. He had a thousand souls for payment. Now all he needed was a location to make the exchange.
So he returned to his throne room, and went straight to the spittoon. He reached in, pulled out a cookie, and smashed it against the arm of the throne, extracting the piece of paper. He held the fortune with anticipation for a moment, before gazing upon its words. The instant he saw the message, he knew what it meant, and for the first time in many years, the McGill was afraid… because the fortune said:
Your victory waits at the Piers of Defeat.
Ignoring all the warnings in his mind that told him it was a bad idea, the mighty McGill set the Sulphur Queen on a course toward Atlantic City.
PART FOUR A Thousand Souls Everlost CHAPTER 24
Nick’s Journey Over a treacherous bridge, and across the entire breadth of Brooklyn, Nick marched from Rockaway Point to Manhattan. He had no way of knowing that even as he crossed that first bridge, Allie was being chimed by the McGill.
His mission was clear, but by no means simple: Get help. More specifically, get help from Mary. That was the hard part, because Allie had already told him how Mary had refused to put her children at risk before. As much as it hurt Nick that Mary chose to leave him in a barrel, he admired the selflessness it implied. Her motto wasn’t “Leave no child behind,” it was “Put no child in danger.” It made getting help from her tricky.
Nick encountered no Afterlights on his trek toward Mary’s domain. Certainly there were many dead-spots on the way, and perhaps there were Afterlights hiding here and there, but he wasn’t looking for them. He was single-minded.
He marched down the center of Flatbush Avenue, cars and pedestrians passing through him. Unlike Allie he had no skill for connecting with the living world, and he found that the more he ignored that world, the more it slipped into shadow. The living world was as insubstantial to him as beams of light from a movie projector, and the living themselves were like the movie on the screen; only important if he chose to watch. He could see how Mary had come to see Everlost as the real world. The true world. It would be easy to trick himself into believing the same thing-but did he want to do that?
For a moment he chose to focus on the “movie” of the living; a child and mother crossing the street to catch a bus; an old woman taking her time, and a cabbie who honked at her, only to get a rap on the hood from her cane. It made Nick laugh. Even if he was not a part of it, that world was charged with a vibrant spark that Everlost didn’t have. No, the living world could not be dismissed or ignored, and for the first time he began to wonder if perhaps Mary’s disregard for the living world was nothing more than envy.
As he neared Manhattan, his memory of a heart began to pound in anticipation.
What would Mary do when she saw him? Would she be reserved and dignified? Would she scold him for having left in the first place? He knew he still had feelings for her that could not be destroyed by barrel or beast, but did she have any real feelings toward him? He had thought to learn a skill from the Haunter-a skill Mary could use. Well, Nick had no new skills to offer her, but he had been changed. He was fearless – or if not truly fearless, then at least no longer fearful. By the time he got to Manhattan he was running and he didn’t stop until he reached her towers.
Mary knew something must be horribly wrong. She knew because of the look of anguish on Vari’s face. She’d never seen him look so bleak.
“Vari, what is it? What’s happened?”
“He’s back,” was all Vari said. Then he shuffled away, hanging his head low in a dejected defeat she didn’t quite understand. Before she could ask him anything else, she saw someone she thought she’d never see again, standing in her doorway.
“Nick?”
“Hi, Mary.”
There was more chocolate on his face now than before. As with many Afterlights, changes weren’t always the desired ones, but Mary didn’t care, because he was here, and beneath the chocolate there was a smile just for her.
It was rare that Mary lost herself, but this was one occasion where the control and poise she prided herself on flew out the window. She ran to Nick and hugged him tightly, not wanting to let him go. It was only now in this moment that Mary realized the fondness she had felt for him was more than that. It was love-something she had not felt in all her years in Everlost. It had been easier to suppress it when she thought he was lost, but now the emotion came in a wellspring, and she kissed him, giving herself over to the heady smell and rich taste of milk chocolate.
Nick was not quite expecting this. Maybe in his wildest dreams, but his wildest dreams had a tendency not to come true. For a moment he found himself going limp like an opossum playing dead, before finally putting his arms around her waist and returning the embrace. It occurred to Nick that since they didn’t actually have to breathe, they could stay like this forever. If it was inevitable for Afterlights to lock themselves in ruts, this was a rut he could handle.
But the moment ended, as such moments do, and Mary took a step back, regaining her composure.
“Wow,” said Nick. “I guess you missed me.”
“I thought I lost you,” Mary said. “Can you ever forgive me for not coming after you? Do you understand why I couldn’t?”
Nick found himself slow to answer. He understood, but that didn’t mean he could completely forgive it. “I won’t talk about it if you won’t,” Nick said, and left it at that.
“How did you escape?” Mary asked.
“It’s a long story, but that’s not important. I need your help.”
Nick sat her down and told her about the McGill, his ghost ship, and his cargo of captured Afterlights. “I know you never really believed in the McGill…”
“No,” said Mary. “I’ve always known he existed- but like the Haunter he kept away.”
“Allies figured out a way to defeat him.”
“Allie!” Nick could hear the disdain in her voice. “Allies a very foolish girl.
She’s learned nothing from what happened with the Haunter, has she?”
“I believe her,” Nick said. “No matter what you think of her, she’s smart. When I left, she practically had the McGill eating out of her hand.”
Mary sighed. “So then, what does she want me to do? “
This “was the hard part. Nick knew he had to sell this, and sell it right. “She wants you to bring your kids to Atlantic City. It’ll take all of them to fight the McGill.”
Mary shook her head. “No! I can’t do that. I won’t put my children in danger.”
“Allie says there’s a powerful gang there-a gang that defeated him before, so we won’t be alone.”
“She doesn’t know what she’s talking about!”
“Then all the more reason to help her, if you know things she doesn’t.” And when Mary didn’t say anything more, Nick put his cards on the table. “If you don’t help then I’ll go there without you.”
“That,” said Vari, slumped in a chair in the corner, “is the best idea I’ve heard yet.”
They both ignored him. “The McGill will destroy you,” Mary said. “You can’t fight him.”
“You’re probably right, but if you won’t help, I’ll have no choice but to go alone.”
Mary turned away, and pounded a fist against a window. Nick couldn’t tell if she was angry at him or herself. “I… I… can’t…”
Nick was not bluffing, and soon Mary would realize that. He knew his feelings for her were strong, but he also knew that some things were stronger. “I love you, Mary,” he said, “but there are things I have to do, even if you won’t.” And he turned to leave.
She called to him before he reached the door. Nick had truly thought she wouldn’t, because, in his experience, when Mary made up her mind, the case was closed. But maybe she was changing, too.
“I won’t put my children in danger,” she said again, fiddling nervously with the locket around her neck. “But I can’t leave a thousand children in the McGill’s hands either. So I’ll go with you.”
“What!” said Vari.
Nick wasn’t expecting that either. “But… but that won’t help. We need an army to fight the McGill.”
But apparently Mary knew better, as Mary always did.
Mary had a secret cache of clout that ran deeper than anyone knew. In other words, she could get her hands on things that most Afterlights could only dream about, were they able to dream. Today, she had arranged luxury transportation: a ghost train out of old Penn Station.
She did not say good-bye to the children, because she didn’t want to worry them.
She left Meadow in charge, and Vari, who refused to be left behind, became the third member of their traveling party. “Do you think I’m going to let you take all the glory?” Vari told Nick as the three of them trudged uptown. “One way or another I’m going to end up on top. Just see if I don’t!”
“Personally,” said Nick, “I think you’d look best hanging upside down by your ankles.”
Vari sneered at him. “You’ve got more chocolate on your mouth than ever. Pretty soon it’ll cover your whole stupid face.”
Nick shrugged. “Mary doesn’t seem to mind.”
Nick suspected that if Vari had had his violin he would have kabonged him over the head.
“Will you two stop,” chided Mary. “We’re supposed to fight the McGill, not each other.”
Actually, Nick found himself enjoying his bickering with Vari-maybe because he finally had the upper hand.
It was dusk by the time they reached old Penn Station-a glorious stone-faced, glass-domed building that had been torn down half a century ago, in the questionable name of progress, and replaced with a miserable underground rat warren beneath Madison Square Garden. The new Penn Station was generally considered the ugliest train station in Western civilization, but luckily, the old Penn persisted in Everlost, if only out of its own indignation.
Nick was duly impressed-and also impressed that Mary was willing to ride a train, considering the nature of her death. As for the conductor, he was an old friend of Mary’s: a nine-year-old Afterlight who called himself Choo-Choo Charlie. In life he was obsessed with model trains, and so to him, old Penn Station, with its many ghost trains, was as good as making it to heaven.
“I can’t take you to Atlantic City,” he told them. “On account a’ there’s no dead tracks down there. I can get you halfway, though, is that okay?”
“Can you get us as far as Lakehurst?” Mary asked. “I have a friend there who can take us the rest of the way.”
Then, with Charlie in the engine, the ghost train lit out on the memory of tracks, heading for New Jersey.
They arrived in Lakehurst a few hours later, but it took the rest of the night to seek out Mary’s friend there: a Finder named Speedo. After meeting him, Nick decided he preferred a chocolate eternity to an eternity in a wet bathing suit.
Nick figured Speedo must have been a pretty good Finder though, because he had himself a late-model Jaguar.
“It’s a sweet ride,” he told them, as he drove them around the dead-roads of an old naval air station, showing the car off, “but it can only go on roads that don’t exist anymore – do you know how hard those are to find?” Then he threw an accusing look at Mary. “You never told me about that when you gave me the car!”
Mary smirked. “You never asked.”
Speedo told them it would take weeks to navigate a dead-road course all the way to Atlantic City, but Mary didn’t seem concerned.
“Actually,” she said, “it’s your other ’sweet ride’ that I’m interested in.”
“Yeah, I thought you’d say that,” said Speedo, as they pulled, onto a huge airfield tarmac. “But I drive.”
When Nick saw the ride they were talking about, even in his amazement he had to smile. Miss Mary Hightower didn’t travel often, but when she did, she sure knew how to travel in style!