I glanced at the screen. “The report on Joshua Wilkins?” I said.
Mac nodded. “Look at the section on the artificial brain.”
I skimmed the text, until I found that part. “Yeah?” I said, still not getting it.
“Do you know what ‘baseline synaptic web’ means?” Mac asked.
“No, I don't. And you didn't either, smart-ass, until someone told you.”
Mac smiled a bit, conceding that. “Well, there were lots of bits of the artificial brain left behind. And that big guy at NewYou — Fernandez, remember? — he really got into this forensic stuff, and decided to run it through some kind of instrument they've got there. And you know what he found?”
“What?”
“The brain stuff — the raw material inside the artificial skull — was pristine. It had never been imprinted.”
“You mean no scanned mind had ever been transferred into that brain?”
Mac folded his arms across his chest and leaned back in his chair. “Bingo.”
I frowned. “But that's not possible. I mean, if there was no mind in that head, who wrote the suicide note?”
Mac lifted those shaggy eyebrows of his. “Who indeed?” he said. “And what happened to Joshua Wilkins's scanned consciousness?”
“Does anyone at NewYou but Fernandez know about this?” I asked.
Mac shook his head. “No, and he's agreed to keep his mouth shut while we continue to investigate. But I thought I'd clue you in, since apparently the case you were on isn't really closed — and, after all, if you don't make money now and again, you can't afford to bribe me for favors.”
I nodded. “That's what I like about you, Mac. Always looking out for my best interests.”
Perhaps I should have gone straight to see Cassandra Wilkins, and made sure that we both agreed that I was back on the clock, but I had some questions I wanted answered first. And I knew just who to turn to. Raoul Santos was the city's top computer expert. I'd met him during a previous case, and we'd recently struck up a small friendship — we both shared the same taste in bootleg Earth booze, and he wasn't above joining me at some of New Klondike's sleazier saloons to get it. I used my commlink to call him, and we arranged to meet at the Bent Chisel.
The Bent Chisel was a little hellhole off of Fourth Avenue, in the sixth concentric ring of buildings. I made sure I had my revolver, and that it was loaded, before I entered. The bartender was a surly man named Buttrick, a biological who had more than his fair share of flesh, and blood as cold as ice. He wore a sleeveless black shirt, and had a three-day growth of salt-and-pepper beard. “Lomax,” he said, acknowledging my entrance. “No broken furniture this time, right?”
I held up three fingers. “Scout's honor.”
Buttrick held up one finger.
“Hey,” I said. “Is that any way to treat one of your best customers?”
“My best customers,” said Buttrick, polishing a glass with a ratty towel, “pay their tabs.”
“Yeah,” I said, stealing a page from Sgt. Huxley's Guide to Witty Repartee . “Well.” I headed on in, making my way to the back of the bar, where my favorite booth was located. The waitresses here were topless, and soon enough one came over to see me. I couldn't remember her name offhand, although we'd slept together a couple of times. I ordered a scotch on the rocks; they normally did that with carbon-dioxide ice here, which was much cheaper than water ice on Mars. A few minutes later, Raoul Santos arrived. “Hey,” he said, taking a seat opposite me. “How's tricks?”
“Fine,” I said. “She sends her love.”
Raoul made a puzzled face, then smiled. “Ah, right. Cute. Listen, don't quit your day job.”
“Hey,” I said, placing a hand over my heart, “you wound me. Down deep, I'm a stand-up comic.”
“Well,” said Raoul, “I always say people should be true to their innermost selves, but…”
“Yeah?” I said. “What's your innermost self?”
“Me?” Raoul raised his eyebrows. “I'm pure genius, right to the very core.”
I snorted, and the waitress reappeared. She gave me my glass. It was just a little less full than it should have been: either Buttrick was trying to curb his losses on me, or the waitress was miffed that I hadn't acknowledged our former intimacy. Raoul placed his order, talking directly into the woman's breasts.
Boobs did well in Mars gravity; hers were still perky even though she had to be almost forty.
“So,” said Raoul, looking over steepled fingers at me. “What's up?” His face consisted of a wide forehead, long nose, and receding chin; it made him look like he was leaning forward even when he wasn't.
I took a swig of my drink. “Tell me about this transferring game.”
“Ah, yes,” said Raoul. “Fascinating stuff. Thinking of doing it?”
“Maybe someday,” I said.
“You know, it's supposed to pay for itself within three mears,” he said, “'cause you no longer have to pay life-support tax after you've transferred.”
I was in arrears on that, and didn't like to think about what would happen if I fell much further behind.
“That'd be a plus,” I said. “What about you? You going to do it?”
“Sure. I want to live forever; who doesn't? ‘Course, my dad won't like it.”
“Your dad? What's he got against it?”
Raoul snorted. “He's a minister.”
“In whose government?” I asked.
“No, no. A minister . Clergy.”
“I didn't know there were any of those left, even on Earth,” I said.
“He is on Earth, but, yeah, you're right. Poor old guy still believes in souls.”
I raised my eyebrows. “Really?”
“Yup. And because he believes in souls, he has a hard time with this idea of transferring consciousness.
He would say the new version isn't the same person.”
I thought about what the supposed suicide note said. “Well, is it?”
Raoul rolled his eyes. “You, too? Of course it is! The mind is just software — and since the dawn of computing, software has been moved from one computing platform to another by copying it over, then erasing the original.”