"As a matter of fact, he's coming here. Got a call this morning. To tell the truth, that's why I'm in the office so early," he added with a chuckle. "Usually I don't get in at the crack of dawn, but this way we can spend the day together, my son and I. Did you meet my wife, Esmeralda?"
"Yes," Remo said. "But she had to leave unexpectedly. She was flying."
Donnelly nodded. "I see. Well. To the business at hand. I suppose Arnold told you about our plans?"
"Some," Remo said. "He said you were planning to expand into world markets with your coffee. What Chiun would like to know is, how can you get the coffee to us all the way out in Sinanju, when it's been banned right here in the United States?"
Donnelly guffawed and slapped Remo on the back. "But that's the beauty of it! Let me explain." He removed his jacket and rolled up his shirt sleeves, indicating in his bureaucrat's way that he was really getting down to work.
"You see, the American market was only a test to see if the general population of a country would drink the coffee. There are far too many regulations here to allow anything as appealing as our Peruvinian coffee to continue being sold indefinitely. But in more enlightened nations such as yours, Chiun, we don't have to bother with a lot of unnecessary restrictions. The coffee was meant for export in the first place."
"Through this office," Remo said.
Donnelly nodded. "Exactly. I am the Assistant to the Undersecretary of the Interior in charge of Regulations Concerning Importation of Agricultural Products. There won't be any red tape getting the coffee to you in Sinanju. Or anyplace else."
"But what about the Secretary of the Interior?"
Donnelly sighed patiently. "Mr. Wang, you've got to understand Washington politics. The Secretary of the Interior is a busy man. He's got whole coastlines to destroy. His time is taken up with selling wilderness areas to commercial concerns. It's not easy to obliterate the entire ecological balance of the Western Hemisphere. The Secretary's got his hands full."
"I see," Remo said. "And the Undersecretary?"
"The Undersecretary is busy doing what the Secretary would be doing if he didn't have all that noncommercial land and clean water to contend with. He's got to go to the luncheons, talk to the ladies' dubs, party at the White House.... The Undersecretary's job is never done."
"Sounds like a heavy load," Remo agreed.
"And for less than ninety thousand a year, too. But then, we are public servants. Sacrifices have to be made when you're serving your country."
"I guess so."
Donnelly grunted in satisfaction. "So you see, I have a relatively free hand in the business of exporting American goods."
"Like wheat to Russia?" Remo said.
"Oh, Darcy takes care of most of those details."
Remo recalled the stack of moldering papers on Darcy's desk and the girl's vacant expression. "Her?" he asked, pointing toward the doorway leading to Darcy's office.
"Somebody has to do those things," Donnelly said briskly.
"And what do you do?" Chiun asked.
Donnelly straightened out importantly. "Why, any good executive's main priority is to think. Keep his mind limber for big decisions. Get enough rest, eat right, that sort of thing."
"I see," Chiun said.
"And visiting coffee warehouses?" Remo said quietly.
Donnelly looked up, surprised. "My, you and Arnold did get chummy, didn't you?"
"We're talking about a lot of money, Mr. Donnelly. Or should I say Mr. Brown?"
Donnelly guffawed. "Say, you're a sharp one."
"So you are George Brown?"
"Nobody's George Brown. That's just a name sheI mean I made up. Printed up some cards. We had to get the coffee into the warehouses somehow. Darned good idea, I think. Set the business off to a good start."
"Is it your business?" Remo asked. "Your private business?"
"Well," he faltered. "I do have partners. My son, for one. He developed the coffee, you see, but he's usually in Peruvina, and... another partner—"
"Your wife's dead, Mr. Donnelly," Remo said.
Donnelly hesitated for a moment. "Dead? Are you sure?"
Remo nodded.
Slowly, Donnelly reached for the intercom on his desk. "Darcy, Esmeralda's dead," he said.
There was a short pause at the other end. "Do you want me to fix you up with somebody for the weekend?" Darcy's voice said at last.
"No, just check out the will." He released the connection. "Terrible," he said to Remo. "Poor woman."
"Arnold killed her. I saw him."
"She was lovely," Donnelly said.
"So now you only have one partner," Remo said.
"What? Yes, I suppose so. Just Arnold and me."
"He mentioned something about Indiana."
Donnelly waved it away. "Oh, that's nothing. A two-acre tract of land with a shack on it in some hick town. On paper, the coffee comes from there. That way, I can slide the whole thing through as an American export."
"Very clever," Remo said.
"Too clever," Chiun mumbled.
The intercom buzzed. "Your wife has left the Peruvian estate to you and your son, sir," Darcy said.
"Thank you." A deep flush of satisfaction rose in Donnelly's cheeks as he tried vainly to suppress a smile. "Just terrible about Esmeralda," he said.
"And Peruvina. It's burned to the ground by now."
Donnelly's face drained instantly of color.