“Shut up!” interrupted Gord. “I’m supposed to be here catching you jerks and placing you on report so that the commander can look good. Well, I don’t mind telling you that I’m a new boy here, and I don’t like that sort of crappy deal at all. Oakert will end up looking great, I’ll get a nasty reputation, and one day I’ll happen to slip and fall off a wall, or have some other accident, and that will be that.”
The four guards looked at each other and couldn’t keep from grinning knowingly at what the subaltern just said. Piss off the troops, and things did have a way of happening-perhaps not to captains and commanders, but certainly to subalterns.
“Wipe those damn smirks off your ugly pusses!” Gord raved at them. “Any more of that behavior, and I’ll be tempted to take my chances with an accident. Get your asses out of here and on your rounds! Nobody was goofing off in here when I checked, understand?”
“Yessir,” the guards muttered in unison, and then they were gone in a scuffle and a slam of the roofway door.
Gord looked around the room, smiling at the ease of his success, then spied a trapdoor in the floor and pulled it open. In another few minutes, he was walking briskly along the torchlit corridors of the palace’s upper floors, looking very busy and official. None of the various persons he encountered took any suspicious notice of him. In fact, the only ones who seemed to notice him at all were a pair of guards at the entrance to Lord Dhaelhy’s wing. They came to attention smartly as Gord passed. Tossing off a distracted salute in reply, he strode past, and that was that.
There was but a single man-at-arms on duty at the entrance to the great tower. Waving his papers vaguely at the guard, Gord went through and up the stairs there without being questioned. The uppermost storey was where Evaleigh was kept as “guest” of Boss Dhaelhy. Another guard was before the door to her chamber-a serjeant who looked professional and mean.
Gord took a chance. “Is that door locked?” he demanded.
“Yes… sir,” the sentry replied, adding the honorific as he measured the junior officer before him, and saw danger in not responding with deference.
“Then open it, Serjeant. I am here on the order of His Authoritative Lordship.”
“At midnight?” The man was uncertain, but not easily moved.
“Are you on guard duty? Or posted to tell your superiors the time of night?” Gord allowed the anger he truly felt to rise within him. “Open that door, or I’ll have you on report for insubordination!”
“Yessir. May I see the order from His Lordship?”
Gord was prepared. “I assume you can read, Serjeant,” he said sarcastically, pulling a square of parchment from within his coat and handing it to the guard.
The fellow took the document without comment, noted that it was an order for the immediate removal of Lady Evaleigh to Boss Dhaelhy’s apartments, and signed by Commander Oakert.
“Well?” said Gord impatiently, after scarcely giving the guard enough time to absorb the contents of the parchment.
“This is in order, sir. I’ll have the door unlocked in just a moment.”
“Hurry, damn you! If I am questioned as to why I am tardy by Commander Oakert, or His Lordship, the Boss, you’ll be the one to hear! Serjeant…”
“Serjeant Melson, sir-Black Melson,” he added hastily as he turned the great lock and pushed on the iron-bound panel to open it.
“Stay at your post. I’ll get the lady and be out as quickly as possible,” Gord said with a steely voice that brooked no further word from the sentry.
The room beyond was a salon, with a thick rug on the floor and several divans and other furniture. A serving maid slept on one of these couches. Gord walked over to her and woke her none too gently, causing the woman to give a small, startled squeak.
“Go to your mistress, Lady Evaleigh. Inform her that His Authoritative Lordship Dhaelhy commands her presence in five minutes. Tell her she must be dressed for travel, but without any baggage or impediment.”
The maid got up without a word and turned toward the door of her mistress’ chamber.
“You may inform her that Subaltern Gord is to be her escort,” the young thief added.
“Subaltern who, sir?” inquired the still-drowsy servant.
“Gord…. Tell her Subaltern Gord.”
“Very well, sir. Subaltern Gord. I shall tell Lady Evaleigh just that. Five minutes, you say?” She bustled into the next room, leaving the question hanging in thin air.
Not more than ten minutes elapsed before Evaleigh and her maid appeared through the door. Gord had been pacing nervously but silently, pausing often to listen at the outer portal for any sign of possible trouble. He breathed a sigh of released tension when he heard the two women approaching the salon. Then, at the instant he saw her, Evaleigh’s eyes met his, and Gord felt a strange flow of energy within him-a force that made his heart sing and his muscles weak at the same time. He shook it off, forcing his mind to remain on the matters at hand.
“Woman,” he said, addressing the maid, “I have no instructions as to you. Wait here until someone comes to fetch you or tell you otherwise. Go back to sleep, do your duties, whatever.”
“If it’s all the same to you, Subaltern Gord, I’ll just go back to sleep.”
Gord gave the servant a black look, keeping in character, and then turned to Evaleigh. “Your Ladyship, are you ready to be escorted to His Authoritative Lordship?”
“I am, subaltern,” Evaleigh answered coldly. “Bless you, dear Goldie, for being a friend during this time,” she said as she hugged the woman. “I shall miss you-I hope!”
At that the maid laughed briefly and squeezed Evaleigh in return. “Godspeed,” she said softly and somberly. Then she turned away and headed back to her couch.
Evaleigh was clad in a greatcloak of dark gray. The hood was thrown back, showing a lining of rose-colored silk to keep the coarse wool from touching tender skin. What she wore beneath this garment, Gord could only suppose, although he noted that she was shod in soft leather boots with stout soles. Again his eyes met hers.
“Well, soldier, are we to stand here and keep Lord Dhaelhy waiting? Or are we to get on with it?”
“This way, Your Ladyship,” Gord said with a slight wink. “We must hurry-we are late already,” he added as he pulled the door open.
The guard outside the door allowed them to pass his station, but after closing the door behind them he took a couple of tentative steps along their route as though intending to accompany them. Upon hearing the unwanted footsteps, Gord paused and looked back over his shoulder toward the guard. “Remain on duty here, Serjeant, until you are properly relieved,” he barked.
“Yessir,” the fellow answered briskly. He gave Gord a salute and returned to his post.
“Come along, Your Ladyship. The Boss does not wait well,” said Gord as he picked up speed down the stairway. Evaleigh’s feet fairly skipped to keep up, and she squeezed his arm tightly-not entirely for the purpose of keeping the pace.
“Where do we actually go?” she asked in a conspiratorial voice.
“I’m really not sure of that,” Gord replied candidly. “There was no time for me to work out a proper plan, so as soon as I managed to find a means of freeing you from your prison room, I came ahead, figuring that luck and skill would take care of the rest.”
“You dare to risk my well-being on luck?!” It was an accusation more than a question, voiced as she released her hold on his arm.
Gord took a hasty look at Evaleigh. She was definitely not pleased with him now, as was borne out all too plainly by her expression. He replied softly. “Better to have left you for sale to Plar Rookroost? Shall we turn back, then?” As he voiced the second query, Gord slowed his steps.
“Don’t be a clod! Of course we won’t return-ever! Just get me out of this prison, and see to my safety,” Evaleigh said with great feeling. Then she took his arm again and said, “Do forgive me, Gord, I am frightened and alone save for you. What will become of me if we are discovered? If you are killed? I am but a weak girl and desperate for assistance!”
Returning to a hurried pace of descent, Gord smiled at the beautiful lady holding his arm. “Evaleigh, I will see to our escape,” he said fervently, “or die in the trying!”
“Do not think of death, Gord-only freedom,” Evaleigh responded, regaining her resolve.
In their descent, Gord and Evaleigh got safely past the archway of the third floor, where the master of the palace resided. But now that they had deviated from the path that would have taken them to Boss Dhaelhy’s chambers, Gord knew he would not be able to talk himself out of any situation they might encounter on the lower floors. Gord began to move more slowly and deliberately now, looking and listening carefully for signs of activity. Suddenly, the faint sound of tramping feet coming from above caused him to stop short and turn his attention upward. The sound was getting louder by the second, and it was unmistakably being made by a squad of men-at-arms in the third-floor corridor heading for this very stair.
Gord grabbed Evaleigh’s arm and nearly threw her off balance as he resumed their downward flight. “Guards are coming this way,” he hissed. “Hurry, and be as silent as possible.”
Evaleigh made no reply, only picked up her pace to match his. She strained to land on the balls of her feet, to make her footfalls as silent as leather on stone could be. The marching sound behind continued to increase in volume. Fortunately, the pair was out of sight of anyone on the landing above, having made two full turns on this part of the stairway already. The clumping sound reached the landing and then divided into two parts. Some of the guards were moving up, but other steps were coming down the stairway in their direction.
“They’ll soon discover your absence,” Gord whispered. “We must now hope that fortune favors us, for a hue and cry will sound in minutes.”