“I hope so,” he said. “I’m sort of new at this.”
She fairly bounced along as she led him backstage and seated him in the green room, which he again had all to himself. She told him she’d find someone from makeup to stop by and clean him up—better that than run into the Reverend in the hallway.Ackenbury at Large liked to confine its conflicts to the onstage area.
As he sat alone, wondering if any of this would have a beneficial effect on the sim defense fund, he sensed movement in the doorway. He turned and found the Reverend Eckert, backed up by a steroidal slab of beef with ‘bodyguard’ written all over him.
Oh, shit, Patrick thought. He’s come to mess me up.
“You’ve got cojones, Mr. Sullivan,” Eckert said, hands on hips. “I’ll have to give you credit for that.”
“Hey, now listen,” Patrick said, backing up a step. “None of that was personal. I didn’t—”
But the Rev surprised him by grinning and thrusting out his hand.
“Course you didn’t. It’s all show biz. I understand that. Quite a scene stealer you pulled at the end there. Yessir, stole my fire good. But I’m not mad. I had my say. In fact, the reason I stopped by is I’d like to thank you for what you did.”
“Thank me?”
“Yes! Just got a call from church headquarters. Our prayer lines have been ringing off the hook! Praise the Lord, never have we had such an outpouring of support. The money is all but flying through the window. And all because of you.”
Hope my line is doing the same, Patrick thought. But was Eckert crazy?
“Why thank me?”
“’Cause caller after caller’s been saying they want me to keep spreading the word that they ain’t monkeys.” He shook his head, beaming. “The Lord works in mysterious ways, don’t he. I thank Him every day, but tonight I want to thank you too. God bless you, Mr. Sullivan.”
“No hard feelings then?”
“Not a bit. Hard to be mad at someone who reminds you so much of yourself. You get tired of this lawyering and unionizing business, you come to me. I promise to have a place for you.”
He gave Patrick’s hand another squeeze and then he was gone. Patrick stood dumbstruck. Probably looked like Eckert had when he’d spotted him with the banana.
What a strange man. Patrick had expected a punch in the nose; instead he’d received a handshake and hearty thanks and a job offer. To do what? Take their act on the road and charge admission?
Hard to be mad at someone who reminds you so much of yourself…
The words echoed jarringly in Patrick’s head.
Like you? he thought. Not a chance. I’m nothing like you.
But was he so sure? The possibility made him queasy.
12
BROOKLYN
Romy lay in bed in her apartment in the Cobble Hill section of Brooklyn. TheAckenbury at Large closing credits had just begun to roll when her PCA chimed.
“Are you alone?” said Zero’s voice.
“Aren’t I always?”
“You really need to get more of a life, Romy.”
“Maybe I’m waiting for you to take off that mask.”
“It’s off.”
“And if I were there, would I like what I saw?”
“I doubt it very much.”
She laughed. “Come on—”
“Romy…” He sighed. “You don’t seem to be enjoying life.”
“You sound like my mother.”
She and her mother still spoke three or four times a week. Her parents divorced when she was a teen—her fault, she knew—and her mother had never remarried. But she had a job, men friends, women friends, a bridge club. In other words, a life.
So do I, Romy thought. Sort of.
She had her job at OPRR. She had her ballet—she’d spent two hours working out on the bar tonight and had the sore hips to prove it—and she had Zero and the organization. But beyond that…
Friends were a problem. Always had been. She’d had no girlfriends growing up—her wild mood swings saw to that—and still had trouble being one of the girls. As for men, she had plenty of offers, and she’d had her flings, but most of them seemed tissue thin. Nobody with a fraction of Zero’s substance.
Shehad a life, damn it. Getting justice for the sims—wasn’t that enough?
But it was so frustrating. She’d read up on the civil rights movements of the fifties and sixties, looking for inspiration. But that had been different. Those seeking justice then had been human, and could march in the streets to demand it. Sims weren’t human, and the idea of joining a movement or even a single protest march was completely beyond them.
So people like her and Zero had to work behind the scenes.
“Were you watching?” Zero said.
“Of course.”
Usually she did the early-to-bed/early-to-rise thing, but tonight she’d stayed up to see how Reverend Eckert came across; like everyone else, she had been stunned by Patrick Sullivan’s sudden appearance.
“What did you think?” Zero said.
“First tell me if you knew Sullivan was going to appear.”
“Not a clue. But I’m glad he did.”
“So am I…I think.”
“He said things that needed saying. And anyone who pushes sims closer to humans in the public consciousness does us a service. SimGen is always pushing the other way.”