I scaled up the treehouse ladder and Alexander met me inside. When I pulled back the black curtain, the coffins remained as we'd seen them before.
Alexander stood behind Jagger's casket. Then he pushed the coffin with all his might.
Jagger's bed wouldn't budge.
"What's going on?" I asked.
"It's stuck."
"Is something in it? Maybe a dead body?"
"It would have to be several dead bodies. This thing weighs a ton."
Alexander opened the lid. All that remained inside was a rumpled black blanket and white pillow.
He closed the lid and tried to move it again.
"Maybe it's caught on something."
I bent over the opposite end, and together we pushed and pulled as hard as we could.
But the coffin wouldn't move.
"Let's try Luna,” Alexander said, brushing his dark locks away from his face.
I grabbed one end of the pale pink coffin and Alexander held the other. We couldn't lift Luna's coffin off the ground.
Alexander and I searched the hideout for anything we could use as leverage.
"Check this out," I said, pointing to a few nails lying next to Jagger's duffel bag.
"When I think we've thought of everything, so has Jagger," Alexander said, frustrated.
"I don't have any tools with me," I said.
"I think he counted on that," Alexander remarked, gently touching my shoulder.
Just then we heard the sound of a car driving up the road.
Alexander and I quickly escaped from the treehouse as headlights from Jagger's hearse shined on the driveway.
"I've heard about nailing a coffin lid shut, but never the whole coffin!" I said as we made a fast getaway.
11 Bat Fight
The following evening, when I headed out the front door to meet Alexander at the Mansion, I found a red envelope lying on the porch. In black letters it read: RAVEN.
Inside, a red note with black typed letters read: MEET ME AT OAKLEY PARK, Love, Alexander.
How sweet, I thought. A spontaneous romantic interlude in the park. Alexander Sterling was king of planning the most mysterious, meaningful, marvelous dates—a picnic at the Dullsville cemetery; a goth rock dance at Dullsville's Country Club golf course; picking out my kitty, Nightmare, at an abandoned barn.
I imagined arriving at the park, votives surrounding the Oakley Park fountain, bubbles floating from the steaming water, Alexander and I wading in our bare feet, our lips tenderly touching.
Then I wondered, was this note truly from my vampire mate? Unfortunately, since I'd encountered Jagger at the Coffin Club, I had grown suspicious. After all, Jagger had met me in an alley in Hipsterville, appeared in my backyard, and hid in the Mansion's gazebo. Then again, if it was Jagger, he could just show up at my house.
I hopped on my bike in my lacy black knee-length dress and pedaled my heart out to Oakley Park. I raced over the bumpy grass toward the swings. When I reached the fountain, my dream guy wasn't there. I walked my bike over to the picnic benches.
"Alexander?" I called.
All I saw were the flashing lights of lightning bugs.
Then I heard the music of the Wicked Wiccas being piped in from the outdoor amphitheater.
I walked my bike over to the domed stage where my parents dragged Billy Boy and me to see Dullsville's symphony orchestra play on Sunday nights during the summer.
I had preferred sitting alone on the wet grass, listening to the screeching violins in a rainstorm while my parents sought shelter underneath a tree, to watching them canoodle and dance to "The Stars and Stripes Forever."
I coasted down the aisle of the theater. A lit candelabra and a picnic basket were sitting on a black lace blanket, spread out center stage.
I leaned my bike against a cement bench. I raced around the orchestra pit and climbed onstage.
"Alexander?"
I heard nothing.
I searched the wings. I found only chairs and music stands.
I went to center stage and sat on the blanket. I opened the picnic basket. Maybe there was another note telling me to go to a different romantic location. But the basket was empty.
Something felt strange. The crickets turned silent. I stood up and looked around.
Still no Alexander.
Then, right in front of me, stood Luna, in a tight black dress with mesh sleeves and pink fingerless gloves, a pastel pink amulet hanging from her neck.
I gasped and stepped back.
"What are you doing here?" I asked her. "I'm supposed to meet Alexander."
"He got a note, too," she said with a wicked grin. "'Meet me at the cemetery.
Raven.'" I glanced around, peering into the wings of the stage, squinting out at the empty seats. Jagger could have been anywhere.
"I'm here alone," she assured me as if she were reading my thoughts.
"I've got to go—," I said.