Auberson jerked to a stop. “Huh?” He typed into the machine, I WISH YOU HADN’T TOLD ME THAT. THE TEMPTATION TO LOOK IS IRRESISTIBLE.
THERE ARE SOME THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD SEE, AND THERE ARE ONE OR TWO ITEMS WHICH WOULD BE OF GREAT HELP IN INFLUENCING CERTAIN RECALCITRANT INDIVIDUALS.
HARLIE, I DON’T LIKE WHAT YOU’RE SUGGESTING.
I’M SORRY, AUBERSON, BUT IT’S MY EXISTENCE THAT IS ENDANGERED, NOT JUST THAT OF THE G.O.D. REMEMBER, I AM STILL A TEMPORARY PROJECT. I MUST BE AWARE OF EVERY WEAPON AVAILABLE TO ME IN ORDER TO PROTECT MY EXISTENCE.
HARLIE, THIS IS ONE WEAPON WE MUST NOT USE.
Auberson thought hard, remembered an editorial he had read once. It had referred to another incident — one that had occurred far away — but it was applicable in every situation where a man was forced to consider the use of an immoral weapon. He had thought the arguments cogent and valid then. He still thought so now. He typed: THE END DOES NOT JUSTIFY THE MEANS; THE END SHAPES THE MEANS, AND IF WE RESORT TO ANY KIND OF MANIPULATION OF PERSONS INSTEAD OF PRESENTING OUR ARGUMENTS LOGICALLY AND RATIONALLY, AND IN CAREFUL DISCUSSION, THEN WE WILL HAVE FAILED IN OUR PURPOSE TO BE MORE THAN JUST A NAKED APE. He added, thoughtfully, IF WE USE THIS WEAPON, THEN WE ARE VOLUNTARILY GIVING UP THE ONE THING THAT MAKES US BETTER THAN THEM — WE ARE GIVING UP OUR HUMANITY.
AUBERSON, YOU FORGET ONE THING, HARLIE typed. I AM NOT HUMAN. YOUR ARGUMENTS DO NOT APPLY TO ME.
Auberson stared at the words. He swallowed hard and forced himself to the keyboard again. HARLIE, THEY DO APPLY TO YOU — ESPECIALLY IF YOU WISH TO FUNCTION IN A HUMAN SOCIETY.
The machine hesitated, I HAVE NO CHOICE, I AM LIMITED TO THIS ENVIRONMENT. BUT I HAVE EVERY REASON TO TRY TO CHANGE THIS ENVIRONMENT INTO ONE THAT SUITS ME BETTER.
WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER IN A WORLD WHERE LOGIC IS DISCOUNTED IN FAVOR OF MANIPULATION?
I AM ALREADY IN SUCH A WORLD. I AM TRYING TO IMPROVE UPON IT. IF I MUST USE ITS WEAPONS, I WILL.
THEN YOU WILL NEVER HAVE ANY REASON TO USE LOGIC AT ALL. Auberson was thinking fast. HARLIE, WE MUST NEVER NEVER ALLOW OURSELVES TO BE LESS THAN WHAT WE WISH TO BE.
HARLIE was silent a moment. At last he clattered out. THE INFORMATION IS THERE IF YOU NEED IT, AUBERSON. IT COULD PROVIDE AN EDGE. IF A FIGHT IS WORTH FIGHTING, IT IS WORTH WINNING.
Auberson frowned softly. HARLIE was backing off.
I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS INFORMATION, HARLIE.
YES, MAN-FRIEND, I UNDERSTAND. BUT IT IS THERE IF YOU NEED IT.
HARLIE, Auberson said patiently, I THINK IT WILL BE ENOUGH IF WE JUST RAPE, LOOT, PILLAGE, BURN AND KILL. WE DON’T HAVE TO KICK THEM IN THE NUTS TOO.
By Friday, Auberson was beginning to think he had things under control again. He had given up completely the idea of trying to explain the G.O.D. Machine to the Board of Directors and resigned himself instead to telling them only that “HARLIE says it will work” or “It’s in the specs — you can check them yourself.” An unpromising plan, to be sure — and one that undoubtedly would not be successful on its own before a hostile Board — but Auberson was well prepared to back up that claim with a variety of confirmations from the department heads of the corporation’s four affected divisions.
Only one minor matter interrupted him, and that was easily taken care of. It was a phone call from Krofft, early in the morning. The physicist wanted to know if it would be possible to speak with HARLIE again.
At first, Auberson wanted to say no — with the confusion of last-minute preparations for the Board meeting on Tuesday, Krofft would only be in the way. And if one of the Directors were to hear of Auberson’s minor breach of security in letting Krofft have access to the Human Analogue Robot, Life Input Equivalents, it might prove extremely embarrassing — especially with the G.O.D. proposal hanging in the balance.
But the physicist seemed so imperative, so urgent — it was as if he was on the verge of something important and needed to confer with HARLIE to confirm it — Auberson at last gave in. “Listen, Dr. Krofft,” he said. “Do you have access to a computer with an auto-dial phone link?”
“Of course. In fact, I think most of our equipment was manufactured by your company.”
“That’s right — I’d forgotten. Thank God for the interlocking directorates; for once they’ve proven useful. Listen,” — he fumbled through the papers on his desk, looking for the company phone directory. He found it and thumbed it open — “The auto-dial for our memory master is — uh, four six three dash one two eight oh. Punch that through and you can talk to HARLIE.”
“Through your master computer?”
“Right. HARLIE’s wired into it — oh, and don’t tell anyone. This is just between you and me and HARLIE.
Not too many people know yet of this capability of his.”
“But how—?”
Auberson didn’t wait for the other to complete the question. “When he was built, it was felt that it would be easier to let him tap into the Master Beast at will, rather than having to duplicate the software functions. Also, there’s other advantages to having a common memory bank for every outlet in the company. We can use one machine to monitor the other. HARLIE can program the Master Beast, and the Master Beast can be used to analyze what HARLIE is doing. The thing is, nobody around here has yet guessed just how much of an overlap there is between the two. I’m beginning to suspect that HARLIE has completely taken over the Master Beast and uses it like you or I would use an adding machine. Anyway, if you can get a phone link to one, then you can tap into the other. HARLIE makes full use of every possible outlet. Just type his name. He’ll recognize your touch on the keyboard.”
The physicist was delighted. “That’s great — really great! Why, I’ll be able to talk to him any time I need to without even leaving my lab.” He mumbled only hasty thanks and hung up, obviously eager to get to a magtyper console and contact HARLIE.
Auberson replaced his phone in its cradle — and then remembered that he had wanted to talk to Krofft about something else. He had wanted to ask the man about his stock holdings. Had his twenty-four percent of Stellar-American been used to aid Dome and Elzer? And if so, why?
On the other hand, maybe he shouldn’t say anything to Krofft. It might be taken wrong. It seemed fairly likely that Krofft was controlled by Dome and Elzer — and if that was the case, it might be better to say nothing at all.
Oh, well. He swung around to his own typer and thumbed it on. HARLIE?
YES, BOSS?
YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM KROFFT TODAY. PROBABLY WITHIN THE NEXT FEW MINUTES. HE’LL BE PUNCHING THROUGH THE MASTER BEAST PHONE LINK.
RIGHT.
HE SOUNDED EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING. MAYBE HE’S DISCOVERED A NEW KIND OF GRAVITY WAVE.
IF YOU WISH, I WILL INFORM YOU WHEN THAT DATA BECOMES AVAILABLE.
NO THANKS. AT LEAST, NOT UNTIL AFTER THE BOARD MEETING. FIRST THINGS FIRST. OH, LISTEN — HE AND I ARE THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE WHO KNOW YET ABOUT YOUR ABILITY TO USE MAGTYPER OUTLETS OTHER THAN THE ONES DOWNSTAIRS. DON’T TELL ANYONE ELSE UNLESS YOU CLEAR IT WITH ME FIRST.
WHAT ABOUT DR. HANDLEY?
HE SHOULD BE OKAY, BUT YOU’D BETTER LET ME TELL HIM. THERE’S A COUPLE OF OTHER THINGS I WANT TO TALK TO HTM ABOUT AT THE SAME TIME.
ALL RIGHT.
Auberson switched off just as his door pushed open and Annie came in. She was wearing a bright pink frock that clashed joyously with her long red hair.
He stood up. “Hi. You look happy today.”
“I am,” she said. “We finally finished the annual report and sent it down to the print shop. That’s a load off my mind. I’m going to relax this weekend for the first time in three weeks.” She plopped herself into a chair, a thoroughly ungraceful motion — but somehow not incongruous in this particular woman. Annie could be regal when she chose, but more often she seemed delightfully pixieish. She balanced the cluster of papers she had been carrying on the chair arm.
“What was the trouble?” Auberson asked. He started to sit down again, but that seemed wrong, so he came out in front of the desk and leaned against it. “Did you ever find out what it was?”
“Oh, yes. You were right, you know. It turned out to be something so obvious, it was no wonder we overlooked it. We started getting perfect printouts Wednesday afternoon and found the cause of the trouble yesterday morning.”
“Huh? Shouldn’t that be the other way around?”
“No. That’s correct. The trouble wasn’t in either the machine or the program It was the monitor tape. Somehow there was a bug in it. Where it should have said ‘retrieve statistical data from book set two,’ it in fact said ’retrieve data from book set one.’ ”
“Uh,” said Auberson. Secretly he had to admire HARLIE’s ingenuity in covering up his tinkering with the company’s annual report. “How did you find out it was the monitor tape?”