From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected];
Subject: singles.com date
Hey all,
Tonight is my last Internet coffee date. His name is hardluvnman. I pray he has his teeth.
Wish me luck,
Lucy
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]
Lucy,
Good luck with your research. Hopefully he has his own teeth and own hair and remembers to brush both.
Clare
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]
Looking forward to hearing all about Lucy’s hardluvnman.
Adele
P.S. What kind of guy calls himself hardluvnman? Is he compensating for something?
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]
Lucy,
For God’s sakes don’t do it. Serial killers lurk on those online dating sites. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel for them. Next thing you know, some guy is wearing your head for a hat.
Love,
Maddie