"Unlike a dog, however, this will only last until she gets bored with it, so don't let it get boring, and see that you pat the shit out of her. Money will keep her from getting bored, too. Don't try that with Sarah, though.
Sarah is a lady who cheats, or wants to. Treat her like a lady, a mistress, and share your whore with her. She loves having the piss sucked out of her, so make Dawn serve as her toilet. I just broke Dawn in for you, but Sarah would never piss in Dawn's mouth unless you suggest it and Dawn shows signs that she's willing."
"And Heather. What about her?"
"I don't know, yet. She's Daddy's girl. I assume she wants you to think of her that way and treat her accordingly. If you fuck her, you'll have to make love to her and never let on that you know what goes on behind your back.
I'm sure she'd be crushed if you knew she was a piss-drinking slut that fucked and sucked dogs."
"I wouldn't want her to know that I know. I don't want my home life changing, and I don't want you acting the slut around me. I'm playing dumb."
"Then don't surprise me. Always call before you come home and I'll see that everything looks normal.
I'd like it that way. At least, I can pretend to be cheating and getting away with it. It's more fun that way."
"That shouldn't be too hard.
You've been cheating and getting away with it for sixteen years.
I saw the puddle of semen at your feet, Sue. I just refused to take notice."
"Asshole. You ruined my wedding.
I'll have you know I went to a lot of trouble to get that much semen up my twat, and I made that mini-skirt wedding dress myself just so you couldn't miss it. You could have looked down once, and blindly ripping off my garter and tossing it was just plain cruel."
"If it's any consolation, I'm the only one that missed it. That garter stunt was just plain stupid. I don't know what made you think I'd kneel and remove a garter from a cum-drenched leg. Our marriage could not have survived beyond that point had I knelt and looked at your pussy.
I don't know what you were thinking or who you thought you were marrying."
"It was a great fantasy, and in my fantasy you did it, and right after that, you were thoroughly pussy whipped, ready for training."
"Didn't work out that way, did it?"
"It could have if I hadn't jumped at the first Mr. Right that came along. I should have waited for Joe Hooker. I could have been Sue Hooker with a PW hubby … damn!"
"Sue Hooker doesn't fit you.
Hookers are working whores. You're a slut that gives it away.
You'd have had to marry Sam Muttslut, and there ain't no Muttsluts in Texas."
"Bullshit. You live with two.
Look, about this seduction of Heather. I assume you'd like my advice, now."
"Please."
"She'll never make the first move, so you'll have to seduce her. Tell her how beautiful she is. Use the term sexy and stare at her sexy parts. Start getting touchy feely and kiss on the lips. She'll respond and get sexier for you. Slip her the tongue; she'll slip back, then start making out with her whenever my back is turned. You'll thrill the fuck out of her if you do it that way. Drag this seduction out. She'll only get to experience a seduction by her handsome daddy once, so make it good for her. After that one time, there won't ever be a need for a seduction. It won't mean much to you, but it'll be a treasure to her. Don't deny her that treasure. It's one of those forever things that you don't need to press in a book."
"I like it. I could do it that way, slow and easy like. It sounds like we have a plan. I guess I'll keep my porn collection here. I'm going to need a TV and VCR for the office."
"Yes, and have Dawn keep your collection well organized. She'll love the shit she'll be seeing.
This is all new to her and very exciting. Keep it that way and she'll stick around and keep being a good whore for you. As long as you have Dawn on a short leash, you'll have Sarah. As long as you keep Sarah amused, I'll be happy. I'll keep Heather happy, and Heather will keep you well supplied in home-grown porn and little girl pussy. Everyone gets their itches scratched."
"What's the deal with you and Sarah. Are you lovers?"
"Not really. She's my best friend and we have sex together but there's nothing lovie dovie about it. Our sex is just plain filthy. I've brought her along and she's been a tough nut to crack. I've been working on that nut for two years.
She's a lot like Dawn in that she was a virgin in every hole on her wedding night. At first, everything shocked her. Now, nothing shocks her. She loves it all. She won't get involved in everything, but she loves to watch. She'd stop on the freeway to watch bugs fuck. She's just now getting to the point where she wants more than a fuck and suck show. Don't ask me why, but you wind her adultery spring."
"Give me some credit, Sue.
Just because you don't find me sexually desirable, doesn't mean other women don't."
"Jack, it's not that I don't find you sexually desirable. I do. I don't fuck you because it makes fucking around on you even more deliciously wicked, especially when I send you off to work horny and then give it to a dog right after you walk out the door."
"Silly me. All these years I thought you lost interest in me sexually."
"No, Jack, you are key part of my sex life. You're just not directly in it.
Sarah doesn't have that quirk. Sarah could have her pick of men. I've had quite a few well-hung studs at the house and she sees them in action.
They'd all love to throw her the bone. She wants you, but don't get a swelled head. That might be because you're my husband and she knows you're safe and not getting any. You're a nice guy, disease free, a handsome man, a gentleman, and you're 100% white.
For a woman like Sarah, you'd be a good man to be a mistress to.
I think it could be great for both of you, but I know her. You have to keep amusing her or she'll try it a few times and move on."
"I'm not quite sure how to treat her like a lady while providing her with sexual amusements."
"Dawn will be perfect for that.
If Dawn doesn't get cold feet and can actually pussy whip that husband of hers, Sarah will be greatly amused watching you fuck with and fuck over your whore secretary. Degrade the fuck out of Dawn in front of Sarah. Dawn will eat it up and so will Sarah.
Just remember, the more you degrade and humiliate Dawn, the more they'll both love it, and when you decide to do something with Heather, plan on including Sarah. Incest thrills the fuck out of her. She has been pushing me to get down and dirty with Heather, and then she went and missed Friday and Saturday because of the cheerleader auditions for the next season."
"Sarah Brewer has to audition? I thought she was their centerpiece?"
"She is, but they all have to audition each year. For her, it's just a formality. It allows them to get rid of dead wood by having them beaten out by competition.
Wild horses couldn't keep her away on Thursday. Taping it for you will be the ultimate thrill. Have the TV and VCR here, setup and ready on Friday, because she'll deliver the tape and won't be wearing panties."
"It'll be ready."
"You'll be on your own, Jack, so don't be bashful. Seduce her. She must be seduced. I'm the only woman that doesn't like being seduced. My ideal seduction is a man that grabs me by the cunt and says, 'Let's fuck!' And a man who seduces me in a public place gets fucked in a public place, or he don't get fucked-ever, not by me he don't. It's a policy I stick to. It discourages those who just want to look cool."