They viewed it with extreme delight,
Stark naked and provoking;
They paid their shillings for the sight,
The touching and the stroking.
"Now," said the cunning little slut,
"Just add a sixpence each;
And you shall see my very scut!
I'll let you see my breech."
"What fun!" exclaim the simple boys,
So they the shilling paid;
Then pulling up her smock behind,
Her bottom she displayed.
And so they peeped, and felt their fill;
Then cried the giggling lass,
"Your bargain shall be better still;
Say 'Please,' and kiss my arse!"
ORIGIN OF COPULATION.
Success to dame Nature, for 'twas by her plan,
That woman first thought of enjoyment from man;
She knew that of pleasure they'd never be sick,
And so out of kindness, invented a prick!
A stiff-standing, glorious prick!
Voluptuous, rubicund prick!
Oh, surely, of fortune it came in the nick,
Good-natured dame Nature to give us a prick!
Without it how lost would a poor maiden be,
It tickles her quim, makes her water run free;
Most women a handle would have to their front,
So they've only to thrust a long prick in their cunt!
Their hairy, voluptuous cunt!
Their sweet little, queer little cunt!
What damsel no handle would have to their front?
And prick e'er has been a great friend unto cunt!
When nature to woman gave two mouths, she will'd,
Of course, that they both should be equally filled,
And if women will look after one mouth, you know
That prick will look after the mouth that's below!
Stiff-standing, glorious prick!
Voluptuous, rubicund prick!
Oh, surely, of fortune it came in the nick,
Good-natured dame Nature to give us a prick!
When sorrow torments lovely woman, oh dear,
A mighty good fucking will banish despair;
If her belly but aches, why we all know the trick,
There's nothing can ease it so well as a prick!
A nice luscious prick!
A stiff-standing prick!
For any young maiden it can do the trick.
Oh, joys there are plenty, but nothing like prick!