result of the whoring handicap.
Syphilis………………… 1
Chancre………………… 2
Bubo………………….. 3
Immediately the flag dropped Gonorrhea began making the running for Injection (a brown colt out of Syringe). Coming round the Chordee Bend, Poultice showed well to the front, but when once in the Straight was soon left behind.
They passed the Grand Stand in the following order: Syphilis first, Chancre second, Bubo third, and Suppuration a bad fourth, closely followed by Unction, Black Wash, Lint, and Copaiba. Testicle pulled up much distressed, Capsules bolted. Doctor's Bill (extra weight) came in last.
The Sporting Prophets say that if French Letter had not been scratched she would have altered the result of the race.
NURSERY RHYMES.
There was a young man of Berlin,
Whom disease had despoiled of his skin;
But he said with much pride,
"Though deprived of my hide,
I can still enjoy a put in."
There was a young woman of Cheadle,
Who once gave the clap to a beadle.
Said she, "Does it itch?"
"It does, you damned bitch,
And burns like hell-fire when I peedle."
There was an old Chinaman drunk,
Who went for a sail in his junk,
He was dreaming of Venus,
And tickling his penis,
Till he floated away in the spunk.
There was a young man of Rangoon,
Who farted and filled a balloon.
The balloon went so high,
That it stuck in the sky,
And stank out the Man in the Moon.
There was a young man at the Cape,
On a maiden committed a rape.
Said she, "You damned shit,
You can't fuck a bit,
And you're knocking my quim out of shape."
There was a young parson of Harwich,
Tried to grind his betrothed in a carriage.
She said "No, you young goose,
Just try self-abuse,
And the other we'll try after marriage."
There was a young man of St. Paul's,
Possessed the most useless of balls.
Till at last, at the Strand,
He managed a stand,
And tossed himself off in the stalls.
There was a young lady of Treadle,
Who sat down in Church on a needle,
The needle, not blunt,
Penetrated her cunt,
But was promptly removed by the beadle.
There was a young girl of Newcastle,
Whose charms were declared universal.