Frances's narrative of her strange adventures while sailing under false colours, and the clever way in which she extricated herself from her difficulties, and even turned them to account in promoting her amorous enjoyments, amused us greatly, while her bold expressions and free use of bawdy terms had their usual effect in charging our minds with wanton ideas and causing intense emotion in our generative parts.
Both she and I gazed with delight on the distended state of the two pricks we were fondling with such loving fingers. We admired their size and stiffness, and the saucy manner in which they held erect their uncapped heads; while our cunts, glowing with amorous heat and moist with the dews of love, opened out their ruddy lips in expectation of a coming treat.
I remarked, as I had often done before, the rapid effect produced on the sensitive organs of sexual pleasure by the frequent use of such words as prick, cunt, bollocks, spunk — and even arse and piss; and how thoroughly all their natural coarseness and vulgarity disappear when spoken by a pretty girl and, under the influence of her sweet tones, wanton touches and voluntary self-exposures, what a magic power they possess.
I was not therefore surprised when Frances concluded her narrative somewhat abruptly; for she perceived that we were all too much excited to remain quiet any longer, and she felt that before anything more was said, something must be done, if only for relief.
All this time, Frances was sitting on the soft carpet, while we reclined around her. Dick lay on his back in front, his hand playing with my cunt, while his prick was exulting under the stimulating touches of her cunning fingers; meanwhile, I devoted my attention to his lordship's manly tool, rubbing it to my face and kissing off the pearly drop which appeared from time to time on its rosy summit. Lord Ferrars himself kept both his hands employed touching us all in turn, and, what I deemed a little unnatural, took especial notice of the choice qualities of my husband's fine standing prick. He grasped its firm column in his hand, and slowly pushing down the soft skin made it lift its purple head more proudly than ever.
Frances, putting her finger on it, said, "My lord, would you not like to see this going into Queenie's cunt? it is such jolly fun to watch husband and wife fucking. They do it in such a businesslike manner. Come, dear Queenie, turn over on your back, spread your thighs and raise them as much as you can, so as to give us a full view of your beautiful bottom and all the luscious chinks there! It is a beauty! Venus Callipyge never made a more magnificent display! And see, my lore, what a cunt! so prominent! So plump, and so ripe and rosy! The view of such an enchanting slit as this, with its crimson folds, bathed in moisture and palpitating with desire, makes me regret that I am not indeed a man, able to plunge in my prick and revel in the joy it is longing to feel and impart; but as that cannot be, I must give way to one who can. So, come here, Dick, and after my grand speech, let me arrange you according to my fancy. Now my lord, if you will pop in the prick and tickle her cunt and bottom, I will manipulate his balls and stimulate him behind.'
I permitted her to carry out her lubricious idea, and afforded them every facility for watching our conjugal encounter and seeing and touching all the parts engaged.
They first took a deliberate survey of my cunt within and without; then, while Frances was pouring forth her rhapsody, Lord Ferrars stooped and kissed my cunt, probing both it and my bottom with his penetrating tongue.
My good-natured husband too submitted to be placed in position over his wife, and have his prick rubbed against and then pushed into her cunt.
'Now, Dick,' cried the merry madcap, 'remember you are performing in public, and should be as stately and dignified as a Spanish don' there, that steady plunge was well done; now draw your prick altogether out that it may cool a little after its hot immersion and that I may have the pleasure of introducing it again.' She gave it one admiring glance, and then replaced its soft head in my tingling cunt and told him to push it up.
'Now, out again,' she cried. 'Now in' push,' and she gave him a resounding smack behind; 'push — heave — shove — bang — fuck — fuck,' she urged, giving him a whack on his bottom at every word.
Lord Ferrars laughed as at the same time he delved the fingers of one hand in my cunt and bottom and, slipping the other underneath, lifted me up to meet each thrust of my husband.
The cup of pleasure was now filled to the brim, and I closed my eyes in rapt enjoyment of its rich and abundant overflow.
When dick withdrew his diminished weapon from its well-soaked sheath, and I raised myself from my recumbent position, I found that Lord Ferrars had precipitated himself into Frances's open arms, and was revelling in the sweets of her oft-used cunt; while she urged him on with delirious cries of "Fuck me, my lord, fuck me; fuck me, my lord, fuck — oh!!'
When we had thus cooled the raging fever of our blood, and were again reclining in various attitudes of repose, I requested his lordship to favour us with an account of all that happened in the interval between his arrival and the sailing of the yacht.
'Ah, my dear Queenie, I perceive you want to hear something more of the lecherous madame, and of old monsieur, and their merry maid Juanita; and you shrewdly guess that when I appeared on the scene, my finger, or some other small member was certain to be thrust into the pie so piquantly prepared by my adventurous middy; and you are right, for when Frances, after first releasing my pent-up desires in her loving arms, and still more loving cunt, had acquainted me with all that had occurred in my absence, and described Madame’s varied charms and accomplishments, I expressed my wish to have a more intimate acquaintance with that peculiarly salacious lady.
'My little darling, without the slightest trace of jealousy, at once undertook to obtain for me the gratification of my desire. She said, that from what she knew of Madame’s lascivious ideas and habits, she did not expect to meet with the smallest difficulty, nevertheless, she requested me to allow her to secure the assistance of Juanita by taking her into our confidence.
'"All the better," I replied, "for then I can have the maid as well as the mistress; and possibly she may turn out to be the greater treat of the two." 'To facilitate our plans, it was arranged that I should occupy Frances's room and join monsieur's family party during the few days I might have to remain on shore. Frances herself moved into the apartment of Juanita, who in turn was transferred to the lumber-room.
'My design, as you may suppose, was to knock all the fun we could out of madame, and at the same time afford darling Frances and myself all the gratification that could be obtained from her lubricious tastes and fancies.
'As I expected, madame made me the subject of conversation at the next interview she had with Frances. She enquired all about my secret habits; and asked, whether I was fond of women? And whether I went much with girls? 'Frances told her that, so far as she knew, I was uncommonly fond of women; that I have an unusually fine prick; but that I had some queer tastes. This at once excited her curiosity, and she begged Frances to tell her most particularly all my peculiar ways and notions.
'"Well, for one thing, he likes to see a woman's naked bottom turned up before his face, and to fuck her with her head looking out between her thighs, while she cries: fuck my cunt; fuck my arse; oh, my cunt! oh, my arse!'
'"Oh! that's nothing, I would not mind showing him my bottom in any position, and to call it my arse too, and to look up between my legs while he was fucking me would only increase the pleasure." '"But, further, he likes to fuck a woman just after she has pissed, and he delights to see her piss, and sometimes even to have her piss in his mouth." '"Well, that is indeed a matter of taste! If a man wishes to sue his mouth instead of a piss-pot, that's his business, not mine. I would not mind that." '"Oh, but that is not all; he is not quite satisfied unless she lets him piss into her mouth while she holds his prick in her hand and keeps milking it all the time." '"Ah, that is a queer fancy! I am not sure that I would comply with that, but a woman will certainly do a great deal for a man she likes; what more?" '"He also takes special delight in having several women at the same time; and loves to have his prick and bollocks handled, and his arsehole tickled by one woman while he is fucking another; and the more smutty names and bawdy words they use, the better pleased he is. He says his prick always stands stiffer when he hears them talking of pricks and cunt, fucking and pissing, bollocks and spunk." '"There is nothing unnatural or uncommon in that. Why, his lordship must be a grand fellow for a fuck. I like all above things to meet a man who goes in for fucking with his whole heart, a man who understands and enjoys what I call the necessary preliminaries and indispensable accessories of sexual delight, such as viewing and talking; touching and kissing; smelling and sucking; and pissing, too, which is no doubt most exciting. The man who only thinks of ramming his prick into a woman's cunt and at once discharging his spunk understands nothing of the true science of love, and loses more than nine tenths of its pleasures. Yes, we must make his lordship feel at home while he is with us; and if he does not object to fuck a married woman, and would have any fancy for me, I would be only too happy to afford him every facility — only for appearance sake, you know, I must pretend at first to be very modest and coy. Would he like to fuck me, do you think, Frances?" '"I am very certain that he would; and as to your being married, I have heard him say that he always enjoyed fucking married women more than others, because the entrance into their cunts of another prick besides that of their husbands seems to please them especially, and all the more because they are told it is wrong. So I will tell his lordship, if you like, that there is between Madame’s thighs and hard by her beautiful bottom, a nice cunt ready for his inspection and longing for his prick." '"No, no; that would never do; but tell him, as from yourself, that Madame’s husband, being so much older than herself, cannot, of course, he expected to satisfy a young woman such she is; that she seems a lady of very warm temperament, and that in your opinion his lordship might by a little attention and judicious solicitation bring her to yield to his desire." '"Very well. I'll start him on the scent, and as he intends to pay you an early visit today, be prepared for a run to earth; but what about his peculiar fancies? Is he to have his way?" '"Oh, if I grant him the main favour, I may as well try to please him in every other way I can. In fact, I have not the smallest objection to showing him my map of the world with its two hemispheres, curved lines and central regions; and when he has explored to his fullest
satisfaction its bosky heights and shaded dells, he may penetrate however and wherever he may choose, and as deeply as he can. Oh, yes, even the thought of his fucking me makes my whole arse and cunt tingle with delight, and as to pissing, I will piss for him, and if he has any special fancy, he may piss himself how and where he pleases.
Moreover, if he desires to extend the company, there is Juanita; if you will let her join us, I am sure she won't object, and she will tickle his bottom and talk bawdy for him to his heart's content." '"Oh, I won't object — I would enjoy seeing his lordship fuck either of you. I have held his prick before now while he was fucking a girl." '"Ah! You are the right sort of friend for a man to have! Well, bring her to the little closet off my boudoir, and she may come as lightly clad as ever she likes, and you too for that matter; and you can both make your appearance when you think you can join in with most effect. You know best what will please his lordship. So I leave all that to your own discretion. Meanwhile, manage like a good fellow to get his lordship to delay his visit for half an hour, that I may perform my toilette and trim up my cunt fit for so great an English milord." 'When Frances told me all this, I praised her outr? but at the same time skilful, arrangement, and said: "Madame is evidently a woman of more sense than I thought; and I feel sure that she is able both to give and receive much more pleasure than the ordinary run of womankind; however, as the old saying goes, the proof of the pudding is in the eating!" 'Frances then went to Juanita, and while she gratified her by according her a survey of her cunt, ending of course with a good suck, she explained to her the situation; it took her fancy amazingly and she declared she must sponge and titivate too.
'They then agreed to go together to the closet mentioned by madame, from which, as it opened into the boudoir by a glass door, they would be able to see and hear all that passed.
'So, while madame was in her dressing-room polishing up her love trap, they entered the closet, Juanita in her shift and Frances in trousers and shirt. Soon afterward, madame made her appearance in a graceful morning wrapper and fine cambric chemise. She posed on the sofa, so as to shoe off her voluptuous form to the greatest advantage.
'When I came in, madame received me with much friendly warmth, and made me sit by her on the couch. I will pass over all the preliminary small talk, but presently she asked me if I had seen many women in Genoa? '"I have seen a few, but none to be compared to the fair specimen before me now," and looking particularly at her neck and shoulders, which were only partially covered with a handkerchief lightly thrown over them, I continued, "and let me say, without meaning to flatter you, my dear madame, that with the exception of the Venue of Canova I have not seen anywhere a more beautiful throat or more finely proportioned shoulders than these," putting my hand gently on her arm, and moving closely up to her.
'"Ah, my lord, you are crafty; you say you are not flattering, but I know by your eye that you really want to see a little more." 'I accepted the hint, and raising the kerchief, passed my hand down to the rise of her swelling breasts.
'"There now! See, how one favour only emboldens you to look for another; I engage, you are not longing to see what my titties are like — ah, don't — they are not worth looking at — stop." '"Not so; they are very beautiful," and I stooped as if to kiss them.
She made a show of keeping me off, as she said, "You English have a funny way of expressing admiration; in love as in war, you are always more ready with deeds than words — ah, don't — don't — now let my bubbies alone; you must remind me of a baby poking about its mouth to find the teat." '"Just so," I replied taking one of he nipples between my lips, while my stooping posture enabled me to slip my hand under her petticoats and run it up between her legs.
'"Oh! what are you doing down there? Stop — babies don't look for a teat under one's petticoats." '"Ah, but I am more intelligent than other babies, for I know there is a teat somewhere here that is best of all — and here it is between two soft lips — oh, it is a delicious little teat!" '"Oh, my lord! — don't do that — do-n-t — oh — eh," she said, throwing back her head, and letting me open her thighs more widely.
'"What a strange man you are! How you push me back; you must not spread my thighs, I know what you want — you want to be indecent and to see everything I have between my legs; and indeed, there is not much to be seen — ah, don't — you must not raise my dress; how can you expose me that way! Oh, I am so ashamed! it is shocking to be opened up to a man's view in such a manner!" and she threw her arms across her face.
'"What are you doing? Oh! how your fingers tickle me! How can you kiss it? Oh, yes, I know that you are only preparing it for something else — there, don't I see you unbuttoning your dress and loosening your braces — don't take it out — why do you wish me to look at it? Yes, it is very nice, and big, and strong; I know it is called a prick, my husband has one too, only not nearly so large and stiff. Does he often put it into me? not very often, he is not able. Yes I know this is my cunt, and that it is made for a prick, but I cannot let you put your prick into it, you know, that would not be proper. Yes, I am quite aware that fucking is very pleasant, but I mustn't let you fuck me, my husband only should do that."
'"Oh! you cannot refuse, now that you have let me see your charming cunt" — and I pushed in between her legs.
'"But you must not see it any more" — and she covered it with both hands, while I tried to thrust in my prick between.
'Her fingers, however, were but a poor protection, for it quickly pushed through them and pressed the clitoris with its head; as soon as she felt it there, she cried, "Well, my lord, there is no resisting you, you are so determined to have your own way, but first, let me see what your champion is like," and raising herself from her recumbent position, and throwing aside even the semblance of modesty, she took my prick in her hands, felt it all over, then moved on the balls, and finished by touching in the most lascivious manner the aperture behind. As she made this investigation, she said, "Ah, my lord, you have what many a nobleman has not: a right noble tool, backed up with a pair of splendid cods — large and tightly gathered up. But before you bring them into play you would like, I am sure, to get a better view of my bottom — or my arse, if you like that word better, and as I am told it excites some men greatly to see a woman piss, I am quite willing to let you watch my cunt in that interesting act. So, if it would please you to see me puss now, put your hand under the sofa, and you will find a box containing a poe which I sometimes use when taken short. Take it out, and I will piss into it, or anywhere else that you like.'
'I laughed outright while I glanced at the bright eyes which I saw peeping through the glass door of the closet; but thinking it better to go on with the joke I said, "My dear madame, you are right, there is no more beautiful object than the fair, round, plump arse of a handsome young woman like you; and the sight of such a woman in the act of pissing has a most stimulating effect. Moreover, nature has set the pissing hole right in the centre of the cunt, not only to cleanse and moisten it, but also to impart an agreeable perfume; for the smell of fresh piss on a healthy woman's cunt is decidedly pleasant to a man who is going to fuck her; and even its taste as it issues fresh from her cunt is piquant and exciting. So if you are inclined to piss now, put your bottom over the edge of the sofa, and I will hold the pot underneath." 'Madame pulled up her shirt behind, and holding back her thighs on either side with her hands, thrust forward her arse in all its naked splendour; her cunt, thus drawn widely open, presented its glowing slit in a most lascivious and attractive manner.
'"Now, my lord, are you pleased?' she asked. 'My whole bottom is exposed — hairy lips, rosy cleft and arsehole — nothing is hidden, you see it all. Now, are you ready? Shall I piss?" '"Yes, I am ready — fire away" — and a watery jet of a clear amber colour darted out of the crimson chink, and with a hissing, gurgling noise splashed into the pot I held beneath.
'A woman pisses much more rapidly than a man, but before she finished I caused her with my fingers to wet the lips of her cunt and sprinkle its hair with the odorous drops. I then kissed her cunt, and just tasted the dewy froth that hung about the hair. "Is it good, my lord?" she asked, with a laugh; and putting her hand on my prick, said — "It is this fellow's turn to piss now; shall I hold the poe for you? And if you wish to give me a taste, you may sprinkle a little on my lips." '"Well, my dear madame, as you are so very good, just take its head into your mouth and hold the poe under your chin." 'My intention, of course, was only to try how far she would go: but she made no small bones of the matter, for holding my prick daintily in her hand, she popped its head into her mouth and then worked it with her fingers as is she was milking a cow.
'But finding that nothing was coming, she took it out, saying, "Piss, my lord; why don't you piss?"
'"My dear madame, your abandon is delicious. I came under my good star when I met you. I do not want to piss now, and in fact, you have so well worked up my prick, that something better than piss is more likely to come. Let me give you all the pleasure I can while I am able.
How do you wish to have it?" '"Place me in any position that you choose but first let me call my maid Juanita. She is very clever, and her blood boils with lust and wantonness." '"Capital idea; call her by all means." '"Juanita; Juanita! Where are you? Come, and bring your friend Monsieur Gipton with you; I am sure, his lordship won't object.' And pointing to me as we entered, she said, 'that young fellow is everlastingly rogering my maid, and I am beginning to think he has got her with child; don't you think her belly is growing big?" 'Here we all joined in a peal of laughter; and Frances, with her trousers well buttoned up, dance round the room, while Juanita ran up to madame, saying: "Dear mistress, how I wish we could get you a big belly! Let me prepare you for his lordship's prick; if anyone can do the job for you, he will; but won't you take off this cumbersome dress, it is the only way, and besides, it hides your beautiful charms — Ah! You have put no corset on, that was wise." 'When she had thus reduced to her chemise, she drew it down from her shoulders and tucked up the lower part round her waist. Then making her lie back on the pillows she pointed to her breasts, and said, 'Look here, my lord, see these bubbies! Aren't they grand? But you have admired them already. I saw you kiss them, and suck them like a baby!
Ha, ha; and see here, what a smooth white belly! With this navel, like a pretty dimple in the middle; but look lower down, what a grand tuft of golden brown hair on this rising mount! And see those two think lips, how they push out as if they wanted something! How fat and unctuous they are! Still wet with the piss you rubbed over them to smell sweet!
Ha, ha; you see, I was watching when you got madame to piss before you and then, with your fingers in the middle of the stream sprinkled all her cunt and bottom! I saw you tasting it too! Ha, ha; you'll taste mine, I engage." '"That I would, my pretty Juanita; raise your shift, show me your cunt and shoot out your piss, and see if I don't." '"Oh, well, you can have my cunt whenever you like, and piss too, for that matter; but at present, it is better to confine your attention to madame. She is longing to be fucked — look at the love juice oozing out at the end of her cunt! and, see her splendid arse is dimpled! And these great white cheeks, how they close in round this dainty little pink arsehole, which seems to invite attention too." 'Madame had bee all this time playing with my prick, and gradually drawing me toward her, and she now, with animation, exclaimed,
"Now, Juanita, you have prepared me enough; pop this fellow into my cunt, and continue your kind offices by holding the balls and tickling his lordship's bottom, and you, Monsieur Gipton, can act your friendly part behind, and watch us as closely as you like." 'I stooped over her and pressed in between her wide-spread thighs; as I pushed up against her bottom, I placed my hands on her soft voluptuous bubbies. 'I love, you know, to press and mould a woman's breasts when I am fucking her.'
'then I felt the loving fingers of dear Frances bending my well stiffened prick, and directing the head to the entrance of the hottest cunt I ever penetrated.
'If I had not that very morning poured into the cunt of my sweet Frances all my super-abundant spunk, I should certainly have discharged at once, and, even so, it was with difficulty I restrained myself, as I slowly drove up my prick until our hair was blended, and my balls pressed tightly on her arse.
'I remained this for a moment, enjoying the sensation of feeling my entire prick embedded in a cunt glowing with such an unusual degree of amorous heat. But that did not satisfy her; holding me firmly embraced in her arms, she suddenly jerked up her bottom with such vigour that she must have forced my prick at least another inch into her wanton recess. Then flinging her legs in the air, she pounded on my backside with her heels, and kept heaving up her cunt, as she cried,
"Fuck, my lord — fuck, for your life — fuck — drive in your prick batter my arse with your balls," then turning to Juanita, she cried, "Come round here, Juanita, and push your most lascivious bottom up to his lordship's face while I get my head between your thighs and suck your randy cunt; and Monsieur Gipton, I trust your busy hands will improve the shining hour by pressing the honey bag of your friend, and tickling him in the rear.
'Surrounded as I was by these various appliances of pleasure, my whole body seemed to float in a sea of voluptuous bliss.
'My face was rubbed by the satin cheeks of Juanita's alabaster bottom, dimpling with pleasurable contractions, as Madame’s penetration tongue stirred up the nervous organism of her cunt.
'While madame herself, writhing and twisting under me in all the mad delirium of gratified desire, sucked my prick as into the vortex of a whirlpool.
'All the time, I felt the soft fingers of my middy roving with stimulation touch over each sensitive surface that came within her reach.
'Then the floodgates of pleasures burst open, and madame trembled with eager delight as she felt her heated reservoir brim over with the vivifying stream.
'She was indeed voracious in her appetite, for as I lay panting on her bosom, the inner folds of her cunt seemed to be still sucking out with fond compression the last drops that could be extracted from the fountain of love, and, after allowing me a moment to recover my breath, she wanted me to start afresh; but the powers of nature would not respond, so I had to retire from that well-contested field, leaving her victorious in the fight, but not quite satisfied with the result.