Frieda Higgins was dismayed at what she found in her husband's drawers. No, it wasn't his cock, because she wasn't looking in those drawers. She was looking in the drawer of his bureau, the one that had white athletic socks to the right and neatly pressed T-shirts in the middle and forty pairs of starchy Fruit of the Looms to the left.
She had been searching through his underthings, because she wanted to find out what he had put there last night after he had been in such a fucking horny mood.
Frieda wanted to see what could have caused him to act so… so perverted. Arnold had never acted so… so strangely in their five years of marriage.
Usually when he wanted to fuck, he would be very forthright about it. No foreplay, no caresses or nuzzling noses that other happy housewives get from horny husbands. Usually when Arnold was horny and itching for a fuck, he grabbed Frieda's right tittie with his left hand and her cunt with his fight.
Which usually made her feel like not fucking him because he never nuzzled noses with her, or whispered sweet nothings, or creepy-crawled his hand surreptitiously up her thighs.
Shit, the last time Arnold Higgins had acted truly romantic toward his wife was when she had put too much starch in his Fruit of the Looms and it made him feel like he was wearing a plastic girdle. And Frieda had started to cry in order, to make Arnold feel sorry for her.
Arnold felt more than sorry for his wife. He kissed her… on the lips. Which was very rare for Arnold because it meant a show of affection, a little weakening of the old macho heart. Then he did another sweet thing. He touched her right tit… with his mouth, instead of gripping her tit like a football which he usually did when he wanted to fuck Frieda.
But that sweet, romantic moment had happened almost four years ago. And, since that time; now that Arnold had come to the realization that marriage meant that he could fuck his wife anytime that his cock got hard, he had forgotten about things like kissing and caressing and foreplay.
He was, in essence, no different in his lovemaking than in what he did for a living. Arnold was a coach. A very good coach.
Coach Arnold Higgins was the kind of coach that even coaches want to be.
Like he was a real go-getter. Any boy who didn't put out for him 100 percent got his ass kicked.
See? Just like the way he loved his wife. If Frieda didn't put out 100 percent for him, she got her ass kicked.
Like he loved winning and hated losing. Every time his team won, he celebrated by fucking his wife's cunt. Every time his team lost, he fucked his wife's ass.
Frieda wished his team's won-lost record would read something like oh, oh and four. Which in the eyes of sports buffs meant a won-lost record of no wins, no losses and four ties. Then she wouldn't get, her cunt fucked when he won and her ass fucked when he lost.
Maybe if his team tied, he would settle for a kiss from his wife. Or something gentle like a titty-fuck. After all, Arnold had told her many times that tics were like kissing his sister. Whatever in hell that meant.
For one thing Arnold didn't have any sisters.
And Frieda wasn't too sure he was the type of man who had a mother. Oh, Arnold had told her that his mother was a very good mother, even though she had died of syphilis a year after he was born. But Frieda wasn't so sure.
No mother would want a son who could be such a sonofabitch all the time. No mommy would claim as her own flesh and blood a man who acted more like King Kong in heat than an understanding, foreplaying human male.
As Frieda searched through the pile of stacked and folded T-shirts, she couldn't help but think about her marriage to an ape. After all, even Faye Wray would have thought about how much trouble she was in when King Kong had her in his grips. Because marriage to an oversized monkey instead of a human can be a constant problem for a wife who thought marriage was for humans.
Frieda thought about Arnold.
She regretted marrying Arnold.
She felt sorry for herself.
But so did her mother. Frieda's mother had always felt sorry for Frieda. For one thing, little Frieda Matthews her maiden name before she started engaging in conjugal relations with an ape was the eighteenth Matthews child in a family of nineteen kids.
But Mrs. Matthews always felt sorry for Frieda because she was the only girl. Most mothers would feel sorry for their only daughter, especially if they had had to nurse eighteen sons. And there were so many complications being an only girl with eighteen brothers, seventeen of whom were older than her.
Take the case of hand-me-downs.
What the hell could her older brothers give her when she ins in junior high school and needed clothes and Papa Matthews only made forty-eight dollars a week guarding chickens down to Dryadale's Cluck Cluck Egg Ranch?
Their hand-me-down jockstraps?
Ring-around-the-collar T-shirts?
Their coveralls that had chicken guts splattered near the crotches because their old man wanted them to fool around with hens instead of high-school chicks?
Yeah, Frieda had a right to be felt sorry for – which was exactly the way her mother had phrased it. Because Frieda's mother was stupid and she had never finished junior high school. And she had never finished junior high school because Papa Matthews had knocked her down and raped her before knocking her up. Mama Matthews had told little Frieda many times. "You got plenty of right to be felt sorry for, Frieda. Now, come on and help me hang them coveralls on the clothesline."
But the wont times for little Frieda were in high school. High school in Dudish County, Kansas, started in seventh grade.
That usually being the time little girls became little women. And by the time half of the little women hi Dudish County became seniors in high school, they also became other things. They could become pregnant of their own free will; or they could became pregnant of not their own free will. In other words, Dudish County was famous for three things.
As a stopover for the Southern Pacific railroad cars that trudged through town, a hundred miles long, in order to drop off mail and deliver water to the three hundred and four Dudish County residents.
As the barley basket of the world.
As the nation's leading county in illegitimate pregnancies as the Dudish County doctors termed it, and the highest incidence of venereal disease in females as the Dudish County Mental Health Department called it.
So, when little Frieda attended high school, the hallowed halls of good old Sherman High were always filled with the horrible screams of girls getting raped or the ecstatic moans of girls getting raped; all depending, of course, on whether they chose to be raped of their own free will or not.
Take, for instance, Betsy Hogarth.
Betsy was Frieda's best friend. She was Frieda's best friend because she was Frieda's only friend.
They had gotten to be friends like most eighteen-year-old girls get to be friends. Because they had something in common. They talked about fucking and sucking. Wondering what it would feel like. Would it hurt, would it make them pregnant if they sucked a cock, etcetera, and etcetera.
Betsy was a lot bolder sex-wise than Frieda though. Betsy was bolder because her body looked much bolder than tiny little Frieda's.
For one thing Betsy had hair on her pussy. For two things she had tits that didn't have that unbalanced, caved-in falsies looked like Betsy's tits were an eyeful, real big eyefuls. Put the three things together and it's a pretty bold appearance for a eighteen-year-old virgin who wondered if sucking cocks could get her pregnant.
Thus, Betsy learned at an earlier age than Frieda that sucking cocks did not mean she would get pregnant.
Because Frieda had watched Betsy suck Ezra's cock behind the water fountain one day.
It was a very interesting scene. Especially for Frieda. Because she had never seen an erect cock in her life. Oh, every once in a while she had seen one of her eighteen brothers with an erection – but they usually hid their boners, as they called hard-ons back then, under a tented blanket that moved up and down mysteriously like a magician's cape.
Frieda was shocked at how big a cock could get.
Many questions came to mind. Things like: how a cock gets hard? Was it full of air? Or full of piss that had backed up somewhere? And why did they have to get hard? Could a soft cock get a girl pregnant faster than a hard cock? Could a get pregnant if all she did was suck on a cock like Betsy was doing now?
Frieda watched Betsy suck Ezra's cock. It was a lucky thing she had been late to school today; otherwise she would not have stumbled onto this scene.
Frieda thanked her mother, for the first time in her life, for making her shy home to help take down the coveralls from the clothesline, which had made her late for school, but which had enabled her to watch Betsy's mouth move up and down on Ezra's hard cock.
Frieda gasped.
Betsy looked… look… so horrible! Her eyes were bulging out. And her petticoats were showing. And her knee-high sacks were getting soiled as her knees scrabbled around in the Kansas dirt while she sucked Ezra's prick.
Frieda got scared.
Betsy looked so horrible! Like she wanted to scream or moan or vomit or something. That huge prick looked like it was choking her to death. Betsy's face reminded Frieda of her only Barbie doll which had been pumped full of air by her eighteen brothers, who had attached the nozzle of bicycle pump to her favorite doll and watched the head blow sky-high.
Frieda put down her social-hygiene book and crept closer to the awful, horrible scene. Ezra had his back to her. But every once in a while Frieda could glimpse Betsy's horrified face between his legs.
Then Frieda found out why Betsy looked like she was choking and gagging and threatening to vomit.
Because Ezra's cock was choking her and gagging her and making her threaten to vomit.
Ezra had jammed her mouth full of his prick and his hands were making bicycle handles out of her ears.
Now, Frieda heard what Betsy was saying.
"Mmmmmmmmgggggggfffffffhhhhh! Mmmmggggffffhhhh!"
Ezra's laughter could be heard above the sound of the drip, drip of the water fountain that had gone dry in the duster of '33.
"Ha-ha! Suck it, babe! So! Ouch, God damn! Ya wanted to know about cock-sucking, babe! Well, now ya know! Ha-ha, ha-ha!"
Frieda gulped, wondered for about two seconds about trying to help Betsy.
But then she saw where Betsy's hands were as Ezra shifted slightly.
Her hands were on his balls!
Betsy knows what balls feel like!
Oh, gosh!
Balls were another thing that Frieda had often wondered about. Oh, she had tried to catch a glimpse of one – or would it be two? – of her brothers' balls, but the Matthews family had some very hairy genes, and all the boys had pubic hair that looked like a lady from Topeka had hung a black mini-stole over the peg of their pricks. Thus, it was very hard to see their balls because they were so fuzzy-wuzzy.
But now Frieda could see Ezra's balls very clearly. Well, not as clearly as she wanted, because Betsy's hands were in the way. But when Betsy stuck her finger into Ezra's asshole, she could see more balls than she had ever seen before in her life.
Again, life's questions bothered Frieda, just as they would bother next year's crop of eighteen-year olds who would become nineteen and wonder if they could get pregnant sucking a boy's cock.
Why did men have balls? What was in them? Didn't it hurt when they sat down or rode horses? Why were they called balls and not eggs or ovals?
Life at age eighteen, especially for a girl, and double especially when you're an only girl amidst eighteen brothers, can be very troublesome.
But Frieda thanked God for giving her a friend like Betsy who would know what balls felt like and whether she would be fat and heavy nine months from now because she had sucked a boy's cock.
Frieda watched Betsy's hands. It didn't seem right to Frieda that Betsy should stick her finger in a boy's asshole.
Why did she do that? Didn't it hun? Didn't it stink?
Na, it didn't hurt, because. Ezra's remark about getting his asshole finger-fucked was quite the contrary.
"Oh, so! Yeah, that's it! Finger my ass while I feed ya some more of my cock!"
Frieda felt funny watching her best friend getting pregnant and dirtying her finger in a boy's asshole. It just didn't seem right somehow. Maybe they ought to be doing that kind of thing somewhere else. Mama had told her many times not to expose her privates in public, to always cross her legs union she were wearing overalls or bloomers or unless she was in church.
But Ezra was showing his privates in public. His balls and big cock were blatantly exposed. As blatantly exposed as Betsy's bold tits.
What!?
What was Betsy doing? No, Betsy, no!
Films couldn't believe what she was seeing. Ezra had bent over, with his cock still in Betsy's mouth and her finger still in his asshole, and he was unbuttoning her blouse.
"mmmmmmggggggffffffhhhhhh! mmmmggggffffhhhh!"
That's it, Betsy! Tell him you're not going to show him your privates. Gosh, hurry, Betsy, tell him. Oh, no!
Ezra stood up, proudly holding her bra in one hand and her blouse in the other.
And now Frieda saw Betsy's bold titties between Ezra's spread apart leg, his balls swinging freely a Betsy's hands tried to cover her tits.
"Put your fuckin' finger back in my asshole or I won't let ya suck my cock!"
Frieda was awed. Betsy's hands were reluctantly leaving her tits and moving towards his asshole.
And Ezra bent over again. And his hands held Betsy's titties. Well, they really didn't hold her titties like most country boys would do when they had a milking contest. He mauled Betsy's bold titties instead of milking them.
"Mmmmggggffff! Mmmmggggffff!"
Frieda wanted to get her thick social hygiene book and cold-cock Ezra while his back was still turned towards her. She wanted to save her friend from being embarrassed by showing her titties off in public.
But Frieda didn't dare.
Ezra was too big. And besides his best buddies were the Matthews boys – all eighteen of them. And Frieda knew that the only reason why her brothers hadn't fucked her like they fucked those Cluck Cluck hens was because the handle of Mama's broom was made out of solid hickory, and the brushes of solid sapling branches.
No, she could only watch her best friend's tits being mauled in public.
"Mmmmggggffff! Mmmmggcgffff!"
"Ooh, what a set of titties, Betsy! Ya got better titties than Penny Austen!"
Frieda knew Penny Austen. Penny Austen was a senior last year and a mother of twins this year. She was voted most popular girl at Sherman High School last year. She had always had big tits which tended to many girls at Sherman High popular. But when she got pregnant, her tits had gotten as big as her belly and some of the senior boys were heard to say that she had gotten knocked up in three places instead of one.
Frieda chewed her lower lip as she watched Ezra maul Betsy's titties while hunching his hips at Betsy's face. Frieda wondered anxiously what was happening on the other side of his body.
Then, Frieda was amazed.
Milk! Milk was coming from Betsy's titties!
Oh, gosh, she was pregnant already!
Frieda watched closely as something white and milky-looking dripped on Betsy's big bold tits and smeared Ezra's mauling hands.
"Mmmgcgfff! Mmmgggfff!"
"Oooohhh! That's it! Babeeee! I'm ccooommmiinnngggg!"
Coming? Frieda shook her head. Where was he coming from? What was happening? How could Betsy get pregnant so fast? How could her titties make milk so soon?
Then the last question was answered as Ezra pulled any from Betsy, took several steps back and two paces to the side.
And Frieda got a good gander at everything that had happened.
Betsy had milk on her face, all over her face. But now, Frieda could see it wasn't milk because it didn't drip as fast nor was it as thick.
Now, Frieda knew where that milky stuff had come from. Now, she knew that Betsy's titties weren't producing milk. They had simply gotten in the way of the drops that dripped off her chin.
Yes, now Frieda knew where that stuff had come from for sure. She knew she was right.
Ezra had choked her so full of cock that Betsy had thrown up the milk she had had for breakfast.
Poor Betsy!