Just before the spring feast of Demeter, Dionysus rode over from Massalia to tell us that a Sikel fishing boat had come in with rumour of a heavy Carthaginian squadron cruising our coast. So we got our hulls out of their ship sheds and into the water — my Lydia and Neoptolymos’ Eleuthera. I had Megakles as my helmsman, and Neoptolymos had Vasileos. Our crews were veterans and our marines were, if I may say so, superb — all fully armoured, and all in the peak of training.
We couldn’t wait to get our beaks into some Carthaginians.
We rowed out for a stormy day, our bows into the wind, and came home lashed by rain, and never had a sniff of the Carthaginians. Of course, we never had more than a six-stade sight line, either, so it would have been Poseidon’s will if we had seen them.
But we slept dry at home, with sentries on the headlands and food and wine, which was more than any raiding squadron was getting. And we were off the beach again the next morning, when the air was still brisk and the sun not even a streak of salmon pink on the eastern horizon. We ran along the coast to Massalia, and landed at noon. Dionysus was ready with two ships.
We spent three days training — rowing out towards the northern point of Sardinia until we could see the headland, and then performing manoeuvres — line to column, column to line; changing stroke, changing direction, reversing benches. My oarsmen were openly discussing killing Dionysus. It was Lade in miniature, except that I was a much better trierarch myself, and knew that the standard Dionysus set was perfectly reasonable.
Listen, thugater. It’s like this. If you take a warship to sea, spend the summer rowing up and down the coast looking for the enemy and raiding his pastures, and then finally meet up in the fall — well, your rowers and your marines have, in fact, spent three or four months training. Getting hard. Every direction change, every squadron manoeuvre gets them better.
All Dionysus did was to insist that we be as good as autumn sailors in the spring, by packing a lot of drills into the first week at sea. But such things were innovations, then. Young Phormio does it all the time, these days, or so I’m given to understand.
As usual, I digress. But it is important to understand how untrained crews were, usually, in the spring. We’d worked all winter — I suspect I was the only pirate in the whole circuit of the Inner Sea who paid his crew through the winter. I had never really done it before. When I worked for Miltiades, we fed our oarsmen all winter but we didn’t train them. They just drank and, er, did what oarsmen do, when there’s a town available.
Anyway: three days at sea, and never a sign or report of the Carthaginian squadron. We went back to our home ports for two days’ rest, and then we were at it again. This time, we cruised west along the coast, the mountains rising away to the north and the sea spring blue and clean beneath us.
Two days west, and we sighted a pair of warships to the south and gave chase. They fled, and we rowed like madmen — all of us, even me.
Oh, how I remember that chase! Two days at sea, and we rowed and rowed, and we were the better men.
Finally, they turned west just at sunset the second day and ran ashore, and we were so close behind them that we landed in the froth of their oars and had our marines ashore before they could draw up their ships.
But they were Etruscans.
How we laughed, there on the beach! They laughed too, with the sudden relief of men at the edge of death. We were poorer by the value of their ships, but that two-day chase put us in fine condition. Most men will only train so hard when there’s no real threat, but offer them a prize on the horizon We were already a third of the way down the coast to the Tiber, so we camped with our Etruscans for a night and set off south in the morning, now a powerful fleet of six ships. The Etruscans were Veii, and ostensibly at sea to protect their city’s shipping. I suspect they had in mind a little piracy.
We left them at the mouth of the Tiber and rowed upstream to Rome, where Gaius was like a man awakened by his friends for exercise — surely you’ve had this experience, eh? A friend sleeps late, you arrive for your morning run, and he pretends he’s ready? You know what I’m talking about. Gaius’s ship was still on stocks and his oarsmen had spent the winter making babies and propping his new vineyards. So we set a rendezvous and went back to sea.
North of the straits, we picked up a Carthaginian merchantman. He surrendered at once, but swore he was part of a convoy for Sardinia. We had six days until our rendezvous, so we rowed east along the north shore of Sicily looking for the convoy.
We swept for eight days and found nothing.
We left our Carthaginian prisoners on their own coast of Sicily. I watched Demetrios’s homeport go by under my lee, and considered dropping down for a chat. He had to be there.
But sometimes, it is best to leave a man alone.
So we rowed north, to Ostia.
Two days there — see, I have the logs. Two days there, and our crews were sick. The place is deeply unhealthy, and the spring mosquitoes were brutal, and men were fevered. And no sign of Gaius. Dionysus grew angry, and threatened to leave us. We were drinking in a waterfront taverna so filthy that I had my pais wipe our table down with his chlamys, which he then threw onto a heap of filth rather than wear. One of the porne who served the wine picked it up and put it on.
When Achilles said it was better to be the slave of a bad master than King of the Dead, he hadn’t seen porne in Ostia.
It was an oppressive place.
I sent Doola upstream in a small boat while I kept the squadron together by force of will. A dozen of my own carefully trained oarsmen deserted — or wandered off — or simply got sick.
Two days later, Doola returned — alone.
‘He’ll join us later in the summer,’ Doola said. He scowled, which was unlike him. ‘He’s a great man now,’ Doola said.
Dionysus snorted, and later that night gave full vent to his feelings — wasted time, lost oarsmen, disease, suffering, the missed chance of a great capture.
But the gods meant us to be there.
That night, a dancer came to our taverna. We were surly drunks, but she was a fine-looking woman — not young, but in high training, with muscled legs and arms. She danced beautifully, some foreign dance that was just enough like our women’s dances at home to make me weep wine-soaked tears. We showered her with money, and she smirked, and the taverna’s porne cursed her and glared.
The taverna’s owner, a surprisingly young and innocent-looking villain, caught the woman unawares and tried to take her earnings. He didn’t even bother to threaten her; he just grabbed the front of her chiton.
She threw him over her hip and slammed his head on the dirt floor.
My lads cheered and threw more money.
She bowed and smiled. She was missing some teeth, and was none too clean, but in Ostia she looked like a fine courtesan. She bowed and did a little skip on her feet. Seckla hooted — Seckla, let me say again.
Doola grinned at me. Megakles stood up and yelled, ‘Show us your tits!’ Sorry, ladies. But that was his speed, and he was a sailor.
Our dancer smiled and pulled her chiton over her head, as easily as a snake wriggling out of its skin, and stood naked, one hand on her hip. She had a matching pair of bruises inside her thighs and a nasty cut at the top of her right thigh, but otherwise, she was the best-looking woman any sailor needed to see, in Ostia or anywhere else.
We roared, and more coins were tossed.
She reached out and grabbed Seckla and kissed him — and hooked his chlamys off his shoulder and wrapped herself in it. She was grinning.
The innkeeper started to get off the floor. She flicked one nicely arched foot at him and it caught him on the temple, and he was out.
Quite a performance.
She collected her coins, showing a great deal of herself, doing little acrobatics like walking on her hands — naked — to pick up coins, and doing the splits and backwards handsprings and such stuff. She put the coins into a bag around her waist that seemed to be her only permanent possession. This process went on a long time, because men threw more money and she had to come up with ever more inventive methods of picking it up.
Finally, she pulled Seckla’s cloak around her and suddenly, with a spring, she was sitting on the bench across from me, where I sat beside Dionysus.
‘You two are the captains, yes?’ she asked.
Dionysus shrugged. ‘Yes,’ he said.
I pointed at Neoptolymos, who was very carefully not looking.
‘He’s a captain. So’s young Achilles, there.’ Achilles was Dionysus’ hard-bitten second.
Achilles, whose real name was Teukes, gave me a mock glare. He was older than any of us, and calling him ‘young Achilles’ was, well, teasing, of a sort. Hah, hah.
At any rate, she leaned across the table, and I couldn’t really keep my eyes on her face, if you take my meaning. I was old, but not so very old.
‘I have something to sell,’ she said, with a wink.
‘I’m sure any man in this room will buy,’ I said.
She shook her head. ‘Not that. I don’t sell that — what do you think I am? A whore? I’m a dancer. Listen, trierarchs. I have something to sell. The value of it won’t last.’ She shrugged, a lovely motion.
Dionysus was quicker witted than I. ‘Information?’ he asked.
She smiled at him. ‘Perhaps,’ she said, reaching up to put her hair back up.
It takes a superior courage to be a woman, alone in a room full of pirates, wearing nothing but a borrowed cloak and dickering over the price of information. I couldn’t do it.
‘Are you a slave?’ I asked.
She raised her eyebrows. ‘On and off,’ she said. She shrugged. ‘Just now, I own myself.’
‘Tell me your information and I’ll tell you what it’s worth,’ I suggested.
She smiled. ‘You have a special herb and I won’t ever get pregnant?’ she shot back. ‘You’ll pay tomorrow? Your rich aunt just died and you haven’t got the bequest yet?’
‘How did you know?’ I asked.
She leered. ‘Don’t be like this. I have something amazing to relate, and you are my only customers. By Aphrodite, gentlemen!’
‘How much do you want, then?’ Dionysus asked.
‘A talent. In gold.’ She looked back and forth, evaluating our reactions.
‘Ten silver drachma would seem to be more your price,’ Dionysus said.
‘Ten silver mina,’ she said.
‘Wait!’ I said. ‘Is this shipping information?’ I asked.
She grew demure. ‘Perhaps.’
‘On this coast?’ I asked.
She looked down. ‘No. But by Aphrodite, gentlemen, it’s an opportunity for wealth, beyond-’ She shook her head.
‘How’d you get it, then?’ I asked.
‘A gentleman friend told me some things,’ she said, smiling.
‘Navarchs don’t actually whisper secrets to porne,’ Dionysus said, his voice hard. ‘Go and ply your trade with the others, woman.’
She looked at me. ‘Why? You two are heroes. I want to tell you. Death to Carthage. Eh? We all hate the bastards. Why can’t I make a killing with you?’
Dionysus caught her, pinned her hand to the table and put a knife against her wrist.
‘Hey!’ she said, and then the confidence went out of her.
‘I wager this is a trap,’ Dionysus said. ‘You are far too expensive and far too out of place to be here. Who told you to come here?’
She wriggled. ‘Damn you! Every porne on the waterfront knows who you are and how much cash you have! I know something worth knowing! I won’t give it for free!’
Dionysus rolled his dagger blade over her wrist, and she whimpered. He was a cruel bastard. In fact, he liked inflicting pain — it wasn’t just that he was a strong leader. He liked watching his men suffer when he trained them.
‘I can maim your hand,’ he said. ‘Or your face. Or have every oarsman on my ships fuck you till you die. Now talk, whore.’
I can be a hard man. I’ve killed a lot of men, and some women. But this sort of thing sickened me.
On the other hand, I was fairly sure Dionysus was right.
Seckla, on the other hand, was watching, and he wasn’t having any of it. ‘Let her go,’ he said, lurching up to our table in drunken arete.
Dionysus pushed the blade down harder.
She moaned. ‘I’m not-’
Seckla pulled at her hand. I’m sure he didn’t mean to cause her more pain, but he rotated her body and she screamed: ‘Fuck you, you bastards! I’m not lying!’
Dionysus leaned back and let her go.
She snatched her hand away and nursed it against her breast. She seemed smaller and dirtier. She began to cry.
‘Why?’ she asked, looking at me. ‘Why did he have to do that?’
‘I’ll slit your nose, next,’ Dionysus said. He leaned back and motioned a porne for wine. He looked at me. ‘You can’t believe any of this.’
I rubbed my beard.
Dionysus rolled his eyes, even as Seckla tired to comfort the dancer and she kept away from him. ‘Listen, if you want this woman, lean her against the wall and take her from behind so you don’t have to listen to the shit that spews from her mouth,’ he laughed. ‘It’s a door that opens and closes a great deal.’
I shook my head. ‘She has a fair amount of courage,’ I said. ‘I want to hear her information.’
She turned and threw herself at my knees. ‘Please!’ she said. ‘I will-’
I raised a hand. ‘Listen to my terms. You want to offer us a target, yes?’
She nodded emphatically. ‘A rich target.’
‘So,’ I said. ‘You come along, as our guest. I will make you some guarantees — swear oaths with you. You will receive a share of our take — when we make the capture. Not before.’
She shrank away. ‘Never. Go to sea — on a pirate ship? You must think I’m simple.’ She laughed. It was a terrible laugh. ‘That’s not the way I want to die — raped to death by criminals.’ Her eyes flickered to Dionysus. ‘I thought you were different — the heroes of Lades and Marathon.’ She spat.
Dionysus shrugged. ‘I think Arimnestos is too kind,’ he said.
She spat on the floor. ‘My curse on all your kind,’ she said, and ran out of the taverna.
Seckla glowered at me.
I nodded. ‘Go and chase her down and make her a better offer,’ I suggested.
He stumbled after the dancer. Now, I don’t think Seckla had shown interest in five women in his entire life up until then, so you may find my choice odd, but women can be sensitive to these things, and Seckla was not a hard man. Seckla suffered every time he had to fight — every wound he inflicted sat on him. He was only with us because of his love for me — and for Neoptolymos and Doola and Daud.
He followed her into the edge of darkness.
I remember telling Dionysus that he was a right bastard. I remember him telling me I was a fool.
In the morning, Seckla was sleeping with the woman wrapped in his arms on a palliasse of straw under the upturned hull of the Lydia. She was as pretty in the morning, rising from her blankets, as she was in the night — and as naked. She ran into the water and bathed, and wrapped herself in Seckla’s chlamys and planted herself in front of me.
‘I’ll come. I lift my curse, trierarch. I offer my apologies, but your friend hurt my wrist something cruel. Seckla and I have made a deal.’
Seckla said, ‘I gave her my word. She gets the same share that I get.’
I was staggered. ‘Seckla — listen, lady. Without meaning to dicker, he can’t offer you the same share he has. Not without seven men voting to agree.’ I glared at him.
‘She can have my share, then,’ Seckla said.
‘We’ll split it,’ she said. Her eyes were interesting. She could be cold as — well, as cold as a warrior. Or quite the passionate thing. She’d settled her claws into Seckla, and I couldn’t decide if she was a porne or not. In her heart, I mean. In fact, she was.
Dionysus came up.
She slipped behind Seckla.
‘Good morning, young lady,’ he said. He looked at me. ‘Slit her throat and let’s be on our way.’
She stepped back.
He grinned. Seckla stepped up to him, fists clenched. Dionysus, however, was twenty years his senior and had a dignity not usually found in pirates — although, come to think of it ‘Let her alone,’ Seckla said.
‘It’s a trap,’ Dionysus said. ‘One of the Carthaginians you’ve robbed is setting you up. Or that fellow — what’s his name? Who enslaved the lot of you.’
‘Dagon,’ I said. While I loathed Dagon and wanted him under the edge of my sword, I didn’t really think of him all that often, and I didn’t see him as — well, as intelligent enough to plan something like this. He was sly — crafty — evil. But not capable of setting a trap with, of all unlikely allies, a woman.
I looked at the dancer. ‘What’s your name?’ I asked.
‘Men call me Despoina,’ she said. When I made a face, she shrugged. ‘I was born to Geaeta.’
‘Where?’ I asked.
‘Athens,’ she said.
I shrugged. ‘Beware,’ I said. ‘I know Athens fairly well.’
‘Really?’ she said. ‘I’d have said you were a Boeotian bumpkin who had visited once or twice.’
‘Not bad,’ I allowed. ‘Tell me where the bronze-smiths gather.’
‘The Temple of Hephaestos, on the hill below the Areopagus,’ she said.
‘What’s the rostra?’ I asked.
She rolled her eyes. ‘Anyone knows that. The speaker’s stone in the Pnyx.’
‘How did Miltiades die?’ I asked.
‘His wound festered while Cimon tried to raise the money for his debts,’ she said.
I looked at the ground. ‘Damn,’ I said. My emotion must have showed.
Her eyes softened. ‘Don’t tell me you really are the great Plataean?’ She laughed. ‘Come on. Arimnestos of Plataea is dead. Everyone says so.’ She looked at me. ‘I wish I could ask you about Plataea.’
‘How is it with Aristides?’ I asked.
She shrugged. ‘We’re not exactly bosom friends,’ she allowed.
‘What are you doing in Magna Greca?’ I asked.
She looked around. Men were watching from a distance.
‘I was sold,’ she said. She raised her face defiantly. ‘I was a free woman, but I was sold. As a porne. I ran, and got caught. They sold me to a Carthaginian.’ She shrugged. ‘I lived. They didn’t know I could swim. I jumped over the side at Rhegium. I’m better-trained than any kid on this coast. Better-looking, too.’ She shrugged. ‘And I won’t be a slave again, and I don’t open and shut for free, either.’ She looked at Dionysus.
‘A pretty story,’ he said.
‘Fuck you, pirate,’ she said.
His fist smashed into her cheek and she fell. ‘Speak respectfully, whore,’ he said. ‘I am not your equal.’
‘Women who sell their bodies are so much lower than men who kill for money,’ she spat from the sand.
He looked at me while Seckla fumed. Don’t imagine Seckla was too much the coward to fight for his woman. It was more complex than that. Dionysus was a superior officer and also an old friend of mine. And Seckla didn’t trust his sleeping companion yet.
Anyway, Dionysus looked at me. ‘I’m inclined to try her,’ he said.
‘If it’s a trap, we’ll fight our way out,’ I said. I remember grinning.
He shrugged. ‘The best way to get out of a trap is never to enter it.’
‘We need Gaius,’ I said. I looked at the woman, who was rubbing her cheek. Dionysus liked to hit women. I’d figured that out. ‘Despoina, how much time do we have?’
She considered rebellion. I saw it on her face. She considered telling us all to fuck ourselves. She had a lot of pride and a lot of
… arrogance for a woman who’d been so ill used.
But good sense won out.
‘If you believe me, you need to catch them at the new moon,’ she said.
That gave us two weeks.
‘Where?’ I asked softly. I held her eyes.
‘Do we have a deal? I split Seckla’s share?’ she breathed.
‘If you tell the truth, and we get a prize, you will have a sizeable share,’ I said. ‘Not less in value than one half of Seckla’s share. Is that agreeable? And I guarantee your body, your person and your freedom on my oath to Zeus, the God of Kings and Free Men, and I offer you bread and wine, hospitality and guest friendship from my house to yours until my heirs and yours are all shades in Elysium.’ I held out my hand. ‘Unless you betray me or mine, in which case, by the same oath, I will hunt you like the Furies and cut your throat.’
Seckla nodded at her and gave her a small smile. ‘He means it.’
She smiled back, and took my hand. ‘Deal,’ she said.
Dionysus snorted in disgust.
‘New Carthage,’ she said. ‘The tin fleet.’