Further Donations
SMILINGoilily, Mr Sidney Walsh closed the gate after Bony and proceeded to walk with him to the corner and the main road.
“Bit cooler today,” he observed, the watery brown eyes craftily assessing. “Good day, any’ow, for a guts-shudderer.”
“Meaning?”
“A drop of the doings, a deepnoser, a snifter, a Jack London, a gargle, a lady’s waist, a corpse reviver, and so on and so on,” replied the casual gardener. “I am myself partial to guts-shudderer, meaning what used to be called whisky but what’s colouredmetho.”
“Ah! But I understood that one of your complaints against the Government is the limited output of beer.”
“Beer’s easier to say than guts-shudderer.”
“I incline to agreement,” Bony said, finding the change from one strata of society to another somewhat jarring. “Have you finished work for the day?”
Walsh changed the old suitcase he carried from his left to his right hand. He dragged his left foot just a fraction, making a soft noise as the boot scraped over the loose surface of the sanded footpath.
“I’ve finished work for a long time,” he said, slowly. “Made up me mind about it today. I’ve got a bit sunk here and there and I’m now going to retire, sort of. One thing, I won’t have to pay no ruddy income tax.”
“For most people that will happen to them only in the next world.”
“I mean to make it happen in this one.” Walsh spat and did not miss the fly on the fence of the vacant allotment. They turned left at the corner andproceeded down the main road, Bony’s destination being Miss Pinkney’s garden gate. Never could the charge of snobbery be levelled against him, but he hoped that Miss Pinkney would not see him in the company of his derelict. There was neither the superiority nor the inferiority complex in Sid Walsh’s make-up.
“What about a drink?” he said.
Against his inclination, Bony accepted the suggestion and five minutes later they were occupying a quiet lounge. With Bony’s money, Walsh went away to the bar, and Bony gazed with idle curiosity at the old suitcase that had so often necessitated a change of hands. Picking it up, he found it quite heavy. Walsh returned, wiping his lips with the tip of his tongue, indicating that he had got in ahead of his fellow debauchee.
They wished each other luck, without meaning it, and Bony suggested refills, the suggestion being accepted withan eagerness a trifle pathetic. Seated in an old chair, Bony’s mind travelled erratically until it alighted on the long wall upon which hung three rows of portraits. What was wrong with that picture of Mervyn Blake?
Walsh returned with the filled glasses, and sat down.
“Been living here long?” Bony inquired.
“Twenty odd years.”
“Did you work for the people who lived in Mrs Blake’s house before she took it?”
“Too right, I did. Old Ben Thornton owned that place. You interested in the property?”
“I’d like to buy it if I could,” replied Bony.
Walsh regarded Bony with distinct respect.
“You couldn’t,” he said. “TheBlakes had a lot done to it. Still, you don’t know what Mrs Blake might do about it. You asked her?”
“Oh no,” Bony said quickly. “Don’t you mention it, either. ”
“Me! I’m the most secret bloke in the ’ole ofOrstralia.’Ave another?”
“At my expense.”
When Walsh was again absent, Bony leaned back and closed his eyes to recreate the picture of the portraits on the daffodil-tinted wall. They were arranged so symmetrically, and there was something wrong with them.
He was finding the problem tantalizing when Walsh returned, to sit down and look intently over his glass, and to say, “That Mervyn Blake was a funnysorta bloke. Up today and downtermorrer. Some days he wouldn’t say good day, and the other days he was all over a bloke-when he wanted me to buy an extra bottle for him.”
“That bad, eh?”
“Ya. Mrs Blakeuster scream at him fordrinkin ’. He’d go off the guts-shuddererfor weeks at a time, and when he was on it he was on it and made no bones about it, if you know what I mean. Then he’d get me to buy a few extras on the quiet. Brandy itwas, and it would be me to get rid of the bottlesso’s she wouldn’t know about ’em.”
“She wore the trousers?”
Walsh shook his head and gazed into his empty glass.
“No, she didn’t wear the trousers,” he said, without looking up. “He was man enough to stand up to her. The drunker he was the calmer he was. Without raisin’ his voice he’d tongue-lash her from here to Young and Jackson’s. Ever been in there? Grand pub and all. He’d use words I never even heard of, tellin ’ her she wasmakin ’herself cheap andlowerin ’ herself to be popular, just to feed herun’oly vanity.
“Any’ow-pitythey uses such small glasses these days. Good, hefty pint-pots is one of the four ’undredfreedoms we been robbed of.”
With renewed interest in life, he left Bony for the bar, and on his return took up the conversation where he had broken it off.
“Any’ow, he took pretty good care to plant his empties for me to collect and dump in an old gravel pit back of my place. A few times he forgot where he did plant ’em, and the last time he forgot was just before he rattled the pan. Once I found three of ’is bottles under a japonica. Another time I found a bottle and a glass, and a-no, that wasn’t it. It was two bottles and a glass. I found ’emburied near the front gate.”
Mr Walsh wiped his eyes with what once might have been a handkerchief. He looked at Bony suspiciously, and Bony suggested a refill.
When again he came shuffling in, Bony said, “He must have been drunk to bury a glass with his empties.”
“Blind all right,” Walsh agreed. “In all me days I never seen a bloke stand up to it like he did. If you seen him coming like a parson to a funeral you could bet he was as drunk as Chloe.”
“When was it he buried the glass?”
“When was it? Lemme think. TheMelbun Cup was run on theToosdee. It was on theFridee before. No, it wasn’t. It was theFridee after, because there was a policeman in plain clothesmuckin ’ around the placetryin ’ to prove that Mervyn Blake was short circuited, sort of. He was short circuited, all right.”
“How do you know?”
“Poison.”
“Oh! Sure?”
“Too true. Poisonouta a bottle, a brandy bottle, dozens of brandy bottles. Hundreds. Boy, oh boy! What a death! And here’s me can’t even get a bit giddy on this guts-shudderer.”
“Better try again,” urged Bony, and for the seventh time, Walsh tried again. When he had lowered the tide once more, Bony yawned and said without interest in his voice, “You didn’t throw the glass into the gravel pit, did you?”
“I did not,” Walsh replied with indignant emphasis. “It was a real cut-glass tumbler. Throw that away! I got it home right now.”
“That was a find, all right. Use the glass at all?”
“Ya. I puts me false teeth in it at night. Never use a glass fordrinkin ’ except in a pub.”
“One way of employing a find. How did you get on when Blake wanted to give you a drink?”
Without any fault in articulation, Walsh said, blinking at his interrogator, “He was a card, that Blake bloke. I’d bedoin ’ a bit ofweedin ’ or a bit ofdiggin ’, and he’d come along and sort of pass me casual like, and say in a whisper, ‘Inmewritin ’-room, Sid.’ Or it might be, ‘In thegarridge.’ And then I’d let him get well ahead andsorta follow him careless like after I takes adecko to see where his old woman was. When I caught up to him, he was all set and we’d have a couple of drainers.”
“Drainers!” echoed Bony, and Mr Walsh grinned.
“Ya. Drinks what goes down withoutswallerin’. ”
Bony chuckled. “Two more drainers,” he said. “And then I’m going home.”
“Pretty good ’ome, too,” remarked Mr Walsh, standing at the door, the glasses in his shaking hands. He winked, evilly, and added, “When yougets the chance, you have a look round for Miss P’s little store. She’s got some whisky theresomewheres what was never bottled inOrstralia. Musta been some what her brother brought ashore.”
Mr Napoleon Bonaparte was determined that the next drink was to be the last, and so far he had not arrived at his objective.
“They used to have plenty of company, didn’t they?” he asked over the last glass.
“Ya, plenty,” replied Walsh. “All sorts. All la-de-dastuck-ups, too.”
“They tell me they often played ping-pong.”
“When they ’ad guests, most of the time. Blake, he never played. Reckoned he couldn’t see the ball.”
“What did you have to do? Pick up the balls?” Bony asked lightly.
“I’d have to find ’em,” replied Walsh. “I was always ’untin’ for ping-pong balls. Why, I remember about a year ago spending all of three days doingnothink else. They had achampeenstayin ’ there. Broughthis own balls. Thought theywas made of gold orsomethink by the way Mrs Blake made me hunt for ’em. I seen Mr Pickwick playing with one, but I didn’t sayanythink about it. They could afford to lose a ball now and then.’Ave another?”
“No, thanks. I’m finished. You ought to be, too.”
“I am,” Walsh agreed with astonishing alacrity. “It’s me for a hard-earned feed. I’mgoin ’ your way.”
It was unfortunate for Bony that Mrs Blake was accompanying Ella Montrose to the railway station, and that they passed them before he could part from the friendly Mr Walsh. Both ladies recognized his salutation with frigid smiles which did not include the said Mr Walsh, who eventually parted from Bony at Miss Pinkney’s gate with a loud, “Hooroo! See you again some time.”
Throughout dinner, and afterwards, Bony’s mind constantly reverted to the little problem concerning Mrs Blake’s picture gallery, and he was still thinking about it when he entered the police station at half past eight that evening.
Mrs Farn might have climbed high had she married a Napoleon Bonaparte, or an author with social ambitions. She welcomed Bony with smiling eyes and the confidence of a woman able to live outsideherself , and at once took him to her small lounge and there introduced him with formality to Miss Ethel Lacy.
“I’m pleased to meet you,” the girl said, and Bony still liked her voice. “Mrs Farn’s been telling me all about you, and I’m just thrilled to bits at meeting an author.”
“I hope that Mrs Farn hasn’t been giving away too many of my secrets, Miss Lacy,” Bony said over their clasped hands. “As a sister-in-law, she is sometimes a little trying. She has been telling me about you, too, so we may have to join forces in mutual defence.” He sat down and leant forward to gaze at Red-head as though all the thrills were his. “I’m not a famous author, you know, and you have met a number of really famous writers. I do wish you would tell us something about them, what they are like, what they talked about and what they ate. What did you think of poor Mervyn Blake?”
“He reminded me of the feeling I had when I saw a fat spider inside a daffodil,” Red-head asserted, giving a very prettily excited shrug. “He was all right, you know. Nothingsexual, or anything like that. Always a thorough gentleman. But the spider had a horrid look of being satisfied with itself, and Blake had a look like that. He was clever all right. Could talk about anything under the sun.”
“You’ve read his books, I suppose?”
“Several. They’re very high-brow, and all that.”
“Did you like them?”
“Ye-es,” she replied with the air of one who must not admit dislike of a book without a story and music without a tune. Then suddenly she smiled straight into his eyes and said, “No. I only read bits of them. You see, I never had a good education.”
“Neither didI,” Bony told her with charming assurance. “Please go on. What did you think of Mrs Blake and Mr Wilcannia-Smythe and the others?”
“Yes, do tell, Ethel,” urged the supporting Mrs Farn.“That Miss Chesterfield now. She was there, wasn’t she, the night Mervyn Blake died?”
A shadow passed across the green eyes.
“She isn’t so extraspecially friendly with Mrs Blake as she made out to the police,” Ethel said in dramatically lowered tones. “In their different ways they were a funny lot. They had only one thing in common.”
“What was that?” pressed Mrs Farn.
“A good opinion of themselves. The worst of the lot was Mr Wilcannia-Smythe. I hope, MrBonaparte, that you don’t get as conceited as he is after you’ve had a few novels published.”
“If he does, we’ll have to take the conceit out of him,” threatened Mrs Farn, and Red-head laughed at Bony who was pretending, successfully, to be self-conscious.
He said, “I hope that no amount of success will make me conceited. How did you get along with Mrs Blake?”
“Mrs Blake is very nice and very kind to everyone. She puts herself out no end. When I first went there, she took me to my room, and asked me if it was to my liking, and said I was to say so about anything that wasn’t. There was no key to the door, and so I asked for one, telling her that men had been known to walk in their sleep after telling me what lovely hair I had, and the rest. She found a key all right. Then, after dinner, when they had several guests, she’d come out to the kitchen and help cook and me to clean up.”
“That was considerate of her,” Bony murmured. “She writes, too, doesn’t she?”
“A lot,” replied Red-head. Her eyes became wistful, and she clasped her hands before continuing, “Mrs Blake’s got a peach of a writing-room. Primrose walls and a primrose carpet. There’s a big walnut writing desk with silver ornaments, and a tall ebony statuette of Venus and-and a man riding a great horse with wings. Oh, I wish I had a room like that. Nothing frilly, you know. And all one wall covered with pictures of her friends. They are all thereexcept- except her husband. But then-”and the girl laughed, softly-“I wouldn’t want to have a husband like that in my room.”
“Marry an author and have such a room,” advised Bony. “I’d ask you to marry me-if I could, Miss Lacy. I suppose Mervyn Blake’s room was almost as luxurious?”
“No, it wasn’t,” she said. “He had his room built in the garden. It’s just plainly furnished with a bed couch, an arm chair, a felt carpet, and a writing desk. There’s hundreds of books in cases and a big typewriter on its special table. In a cupboard he kept brandy and dry ginger and a glass. A great man for his drink. He even had a cupboard in the garage.”
“In the garage!” exclaimed Bony.
“In the garage,” she repeated. “I never knew a man like him. The more he drank the plainer he spoke and the steadier he walked.”
“Did he keep drink in the garage as well as in his writing-room?”persisted Bony, and the green eyes smouldered. She spoke slowly to emphasize the truth of her words.
“I saw him at the cupboard in the garage that night he brought Miss Chesterfield from the city. I had a headache and took a couple of aspirins, and cook advised me to get out in the cool of the evening for a little while before dinner was served. It happened I was at the side of the house when I saw him drive the car into the garage. He went to the cupboard in the far corner, and he took out a glass and a bottle, and he poured himself a drink and dashed it down. A sneaker, I called it. And then he hurried outside and shut and locked the doors.
“And Mrs Montrose waiting on him hand and foot,” Ethel went on. “Came into the kitchen herself for his jug of milk and glass, and took them to his writing-room, saying he’d have had a tiring afternoon in the city and the milk would steady his poor stomach. A slinky, scheming woman, that. Making eyes at him all the time and Mrs Blake laughing up her sleeve at her. Not that he took any notice of the Montrose woman. Not a bit. I reckon he had used her up long ago.”
“He always drank milk before dinner, didn’t he?”
“Yes. Cook said it was to settle the booze in him he’d had in the afternoonso’s he could begin again sober in the evening.”
“Mrs Montrose is a well-known writer, too, isn’t she?”
“Oh yes, written a lot of books, I think. She was telling the Pommy writer about them for hours, and he was putting it all into a large note-book. Insulting, filthy beast.”
“Mrs Montrose, or the-”
“The Pommy writer. Man by the name of Marshall Ellis,” Red-head said aggressively.“Thought it was clever to be rude. Food stains on all his waistcoats. Little piggy eyes, and picked his teeth after eating. But his voice! Oh, his voice, when you weren’t looking at him! If they pushed a voice like his into afillum star, there’d be a screaming riot with all the bobbysocksers in the world.”
“A peculiar man, Miss Lacy. Please go on. What of the others?”
“The others? Oh! Well, there was Twyford Arundal. He was lovely. Give him two gins and squash and he’d recite poetry. Give him four and he’d compose it, and Ella Montrose would take it down. They had to be careful with him after the sixth, because when he’d had about six, he’d still go on composing poetry but nothing would come out of his mouth.
“Then there was Martin Lubers. He’s in the wireless, you know. More than once he’d say something that would rile them, but theycrawfished to him no end. I was telling cook about it one day and she said it was because he had a high job in the wireless, and got them all a lot of publicity. It’s all wheels within wheels, she said, and I think there’s a deal of truth in that.”
“H’m! Well, that’s all most interesting,” Bony said. “Er, they often had people from overseas staying with them, Mrs Farn tells me. Were you there this time last year when Dr Dario Chaparral was visiting theBlakes?”
“Yes, I was. There was the same crowd almost. Wilcannia-Smythe, Ella Montrose, Twyford Arundal, and Martin Lubers, and Miss Chesterfield some evenings. The doctor was a character, if ever there was one. I just used to like waiting at table when he was there. The stories he told! Ooh! Tales about the people in his country. All sorts of tales, and about the natives who cut off the heads of dead people and reduced them to the size of an orange, and that kind of thing. Mrs Montrose would write them down sometimes, even at dinner. And all the time, the little doctor would laugh and smile and look as though he was telling smutty stories.”
“He brought his own ping-pong balls with him, didn’t he, Miss Lacy?”
“Yes, he did. Before he came theBlakes didn’t have one and they couldn’t be bought, either. He gave a whole box of them to Mrs Blake. My! Could he play! He was like lightning.”
Bony thoroughly enjoyed the evening, though it cost him an effort to tell of his own activities in the newspaper world of Johannesburg. Mrs Farn provided a light supper of tea and sandwiches and her brother came inin time to join them.
At half past ten the party broke up, Bony gallantly escorting Ethel to her parents’ home. He was her very first escort who did not evince a passionate desire to kiss her good night, and for several days she was unable to make up her mind whether she was pleased about that or not.
He reached Rose Cottage at eleven. Miss Pinkney had retired, leaving in his room a bottle of whisky and a barrel of biscuits. He spent two hours going through the official file again, and when eventually he poured himself a drink and munched a biscuit, he was frowning.