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Three thousand miles away, Nola Briggs was practicing her riffle-shuffling, her brain on autopilot. Curls of hours-old cigarette smoke did lazy contortions over her blackjack table, the bluish haze lulling her to sleep.
It was eleven a.m. and the casino was as dead as a church social. A big computer convention was in town, but none of the action had spilled over to their tables. Too bad-she needed the dough. Like most dealers, Nola earned fifty bucks a shift and made up the rest in tips. When it was dead, she barely earned enough to pay her rent and eat at McDonald's once a week. Maybe the casino could survive on little old ladies playing the twenty-five-cent slots, but she sure as hell couldn't.
A native of Queens, New York, Nola had pulled up stakes and driven to Las Vegas ten years earlier, chasing a dream. She'd win a super jackpot or meet a successful guy and end up living on a beautiful spread raising horses or some breed of large dogs. As dreams went, it was a tall order, and the fact that none of it had materialized didn't faze her. Life was a gamble, and she'd played the hand she'd been dealt accordingly.
"Hit me," a man's voice said.
Nola blinked. The world's cutest guy had materialized at her table. Their eyes met, and she saw the corners of his mouth curl up mischievously.
"Remember me?" he asked.
Of course Nola remembered him. He'd sat in the same spot the night before and the night before that. A computer software salesman from upstate New York. She'd been mesmerized by his looks until he'd started drawing on stiffs and beating her when she was holding eighteen and higher. He'd taken her for twenty grand the first night, thirty the second.
"Hit you where?" she inquired.
His smile grew into something more, and Nola's heart began to melt. He was terrific looking without being handsome: soft mouth, gentle eyes, the New York accent having none of the usual rudeness. He drew a wad of hundreds from his pocket.
"Come on, Nola-don't you want to win your money back?"
"Sure, Fred," she said.
"It's Frank," he said, ruining the smile with a little frown. "Frank Fontaine."
Nola knew damn well what his name was. Frank Allen Fontaine, age forty-four, divorced, no kids, star salesman for a computer outfit out of Poughkeepsie, no criminal record. Once he'd started winning, security had called the Mirage, where he was staying, and gotten his credit card number. Within minutes, the results of a complete financial and personal check were spitting out of a fax machine.
"He's a choirboy," Wily had told Nola during her break, the printout clutched in his hand. "Mr. Clean."
"What did you expect?" she replied, firing up a cigarette. "Ted Bundy?"
"I don't like his play," the pit boss declared.
The employee lounge overlooked the casino floor, and they stared through a tinted two-way mirror at Fontaine sitting at Nola's table, awaiting her return.
"What don't you like about it?" Nola said.
"It doesn't feel right. He's hustling us."
"How?"
"The fuck I know. But he is."
"People get lucky."
"Not this lucky."
"So bar him."
"And let him walk out of here with our dough? You don't get it, sweetie. I want to break this paesano."
"Well, you probably will," Nola said when her cigarette was gone. "He's no player."
"He's sure soft on you."
"Well, he is kinda cute. And polite. And he tips great."
"You sucking his dick?"
Nola stuck her tongue out. "Go sit on a spike, fatso."
But Wily hadn't given up. Pit bosses were required to make quotas. It had been a rough week and Fontaine's score was going to put Wily's take on the negative side, and that was unacceptable. So Wily had come up with one of his famous stupid ideas. Because Fontaine was attending the computer show, Wily figured he must have some kind of computer device on him. And because it was illegal in Nevada to bring a computer or calculator onto a casino floor, Wily believed he could relieve Fontaine of his winnings without any fear of legal repercussions.
So Wily had frisked him right at the table the second night. Fontaine took it like a real gentleman. Not once did he raise his voice or threaten to sue the casino.
"Perhaps you could tell me what this is about," Fontaine had said when his pockets produced nothing.
His face beet red, Wily had stammered a lame apology. "I'm really sorry, but you're a dead ringer for a guy who robbed us a while back."
Fontaine's face betrayed a hint of skepticism.
"On my mother's grave," Wily swore, putting his hand over his heart. "You could be brothers."
"I'm surprised I made it through the front door," Fontaine had replied, giving Nola a wink.
And now he was back, dressed in a navy silk sports jacket with mother-of-pearl buttons and a choirboy smile lighting up his face. Nola pushed him his chips. "Good luck."
Shuffling the cards a final time, she offered them to be cut, then dealt. She worked a two-deck game, hand held. A lot of casinos on the strip had gone back to hand-held games. The players seemed to like it.
"Insurance," she said, her face card an ace.
"That's a sucker's bet, isn't it?" he inquired.
Nola looked at his bet. Five blacks: five hundred bucks. He was starting off heavy. It was against the rules to coach, but Nola saw no harm in passing along a little knowledge.
"Not really," she explained. "Insurance protects your bet if I have blackjack."
Fontaine looked at his hand, exposing his cards to her. He had a fifteen, a stiff. "Naw," he said.
Nola bit her lip. When it came to strategy, her dream boy was a dope. She peeked at her hole card. A nine. She had twenty. Fontaine was a goner.
"Guess you don't have blackjack," he said, smiling.
Nola pursed her lips. The odds against his drawing a six and beating her twenty were astronomically high. Let's see you wiggle out of this one, she thought.
"Hit me," he said.
Nola dealt him a deuce.
"Again," he informed her.
Nola stared at him. He had a seventeen, a pat hand. Drawing another card was the wrong play unless he somehow knew what her hole card was.
"You sure about that?" she asked him.
"Positive."
Nola dealt him a four, giving him twenty-one. She turned over her hole card.
"Look at that," he said, his face begging forgiveness while laughing at the same time. "I win."
Nola took a deep breath. Was Frank Allen Fontaine going to turn into her own personal Groundhog Day?
Wily sauntered over to her table, a toothpick twirling in his teeth. Earlier, a couple of Asian high rollers had dropped seventy grand shooting craps, meaning he was going to make his weekly quota despite Nola's previous losses. In a show of good sportsmanship, he slapped Fontaine on the back.
"Mr. Fontaine, welcome back. How about a drink?"
"That sounds great," Fontaine said. "Give me a 7-Up."
"Can I interest you in something stronger?"
"Thanks, but no thanks."
Wily summoned a toga-clad cocktail waitress. Her name was Bonnie, and she took his order with a syrupy smile on her face. She was new and still enthusiastic about working in a casino.
"I was wondering," Fontaine said to the pit boss. "Do you have any of those terrific cigars left?"
"The Paul Garmirians? I think I can rustle one up."
"I'd really appreciate it," Fontaine told him.
When Wily returned ten minutes later, he didn't have Fontaine's cigar. Instead, he was accompanied by Sammy Mann, the ancient, pasty-faced zombie who headed up casino surveillance. Sammy spent twelve hours a day parked in front of a wall of video monitors that watched every square inch of the casino. If someone started winning too much, it was Sammy's job to zoom in with the eye in the sky and start taking pictures. Sammy had been shot in the leg years ago, and as he limped alongside Wily, the two men appeared joined at the hip.
They halted behind Nola's table. Since Wily left, she'd lost twelve hands in a row and over fifteen thousand dollars. In an angry whisper, Wily said, "Take a break!"
Visibly shaking, Nola clapped her hands and stepped back from her spot. Sensing trouble, Fontaine put his arms around the fortress of black chips in his possession and pulled them close. Tossing Nola a hundred-dollar toke, he said, "Thanks, honey."
Sammy plucked the chip out of the air. Sammy's eyes were as smooth as glass, and he breathed heavily through his crooked nose.
"I know you," Sammy declared.
Fontaine's eyebrows shot up inquisitively. "Stonybrook, class of '76?"
Sammy shook his head violently.
"Poughkeepsie High, class of '72?"
"Don't think so," Sammy snapped.
"You want me to guess," Fontaine said innocently.
"I know you from the road," Sammy said. "You're a hustler."
An ugly look clouded Fontaine's handsome features. Nola felt the whisper of intuition crawl up her spine. There was something familiar about him, yet she couldn't place what.
"You calling me a faggot?" Fontaine spouted angrily.
"No," Sammy replied. "I'm calling you a cheat."
In another lifetime, Sammy had earned his livelihood ripping off casinos. At sixty, he'd retired to Palm Springs, become a full-time drunk, and squandered his money. After cleaning himself up, he'd come to Las Vegas and auctioned his ability to spot other hustlers to the highest bidder. He'd gotten religion and was not ashamed to rat on players he'd known from the road.
Fontaine pointed an accusing finger at Wily. "First, this bozo has me frisked; now you're calling me a crook. The problem with this place is you're just a bunch of sore losers."
Fontaine began stuffing stacks of black chips into his pockets, but Sammy grabbed his arm.
"You and I worked together… your laugh hasn't changed."
"My laugh?" Fontaine shook free of his grasp. "Touch me again and I'll knock you into next week."
Sammy backed up. Wily barked into a walkie-talkie and two beefy security guards came charging across the floor. Jumping to his feet, Fontaine grabbed the back of his chair.
"This is going to make a great lawsuit," he announced.
Nola swallowed hard. Now Fontaine's voice was starting to sound familiar. It was spooky; she knew him, yet she didn't know him. Perhaps their paths had crossed back in Queens. That's it, she thought, when we were kids.
"You're real cute," Sammy said, eyeing him cooly. "Sooner or later, I'm going to remember where I know you from. If you're smart, you'll get out of my casino while you still can."
"I won this money fair and square," Fontaine shouted indignantly, still holding the chair. "Pay up, or I'll call the police and have you arrested."
"You'll do what?"
"You heard me. For stealing."
"Get him, boys!" Sammy bellowed.
The security guards' names were Hoss and Tiny. In their formative years, they had played football at Michigan State, both all-American. Fontaine was a lot smaller than the quarterbacks they'd run over during their heyday, and they brusquely wrestled him to the floor and emptied his pockets.
"Count those chips," Sammy ordered.
A mob had formed around the blackjack pit and Nola combed the familiar faces of her coworkers. It happened every time: one little fracas and everyone but the crippled change girl came running. She watched Fontaine being pulled to his feet, his pockets hanging inside out. He flashed her a funny grin, and Nola flipped him the bird.
Then Hoss and Tiny dragged Fontaine across the casino and out the sliding front door, tossing him harshly onto the pavement like the sack of human garbage that he was.
Wily let her go home early.
Nola changed into jeans and a faded polo shirt in the employee lounge, then exited through the casino, waving to a couple of dealers she knew on her way out. Passing the sea of slots, she stopped at an alcove near the front entrance that housed the most famous slot machine in Las Vegas. Its name was One-Armed Billy and its progressive jackpot currently stood at a cool twenty-six million. Billy stood nine feet tall and took only five-dollar tokens, and Nola had seen countless little old ladies hang monkeylike on Billy's arm to set the reels in motion.
"There you are," Nola said.
Joe Smith sat on a high stool beside Billy, looking bored out of his mind. Proportionately, Joe was the right person to be guarding Billy, as he was easily the largest casino employee in the world, standing seven feet tall and weighing three hundred pounds. Nola planted a kiss on his ebony cheek.
"Heard you had trouble earlier," Joe said.
"Man, did I ever," Nola replied. "I thought the guy was going to break a chair over Sammy Mann's head."
Joe said, "Sounds like it got pretty wild."
"You should have come running. Everybody else did."
"I'm sure Surveillance got it on video."
"Maybe they'll let you check it out for the night."
"You mean like Blockbuster?" he asked.
"Yeah, like Blockbuster."
Joe found this amusing and his whole body shook with laughter. He'd played hoops at University of Nevada, Las Vegas for three seasons before his inability to read and write was noticed by an English professor not in tune with the university's athletic program. The Acropolis had hired him the day he'd been kicked out of school, and he'd been married to One-Armed Billy ever since.
"So what was this guy doing that got him bounced?" Joe asked.
Nola shook her head. "I've never seen anything like it. He must've won eighty percent of his hands."
"Wow," Joe said.
"But Sammy said he was cheating, and he should know."
"You're right about that," Joe said. "Sammy can smell a hustle a mile away. How's biz?"
"Crummy. Got any ideas?"
Joe scratched his chin. "Well, maybe Nick should put new greeters in the fountains."
"Try telling Nick that," Nola said.
The greeters were the brainchild of the Acropolis's flamboyant owner, Nick Nicocropolis. Originally, Nick had wanted to put ancient statues from Athens in the fountains that lined the Acropolis's entrance. The Greek government, which had to approve the deal, had howled. Undaunted, Nick had commissioned a famous sculptor to carve toga-clad statues of his ex-wives-two beauty queens, two showgirls, a stripper, and a retired hooker who'd run for mayor and gotten six votes-and had put them out front instead. At night, colored water sprayed them in orgasmic bursts, raising the ire of women's groups across the nation.
Nick had loved the bad publicity. Soon the greeters became the casino's motif and popped up on doorways, matchbook covers, cocktail napkins, even gaming chips.
That had been eight years earlier. Las Vegas catered to families these days, and Nick's big-titted harem was a big no-no. The Acropolis needed a new gimmick, in a hurry.
"Well, I'd better run," Nola said. "You take care."
"Drive safe," Joe said.
Home sweet home was a development on the north end of town called the Meadows. Never buy a new house in Las Vegas, someone once told her. Nola hadn't listened, and now she regretted it, her place worth less than what she'd originally paid for it.
She pulled up her driveway and hit the automatic door opener. Over the years, boyfriends had left punching bags and barbells and other testosterone-producing equipment in her garage, leaving barely enough room for her car. She squeezed in and rested her head on the steering wheel as the door fell and her garage grew dark. Please God, she prayed, no more days like this.
Her first stop was the refrigerator. Her choices for lunch were endless: cold pizza, cold spaghetti, cold Chinese, half a turkey sub, and Schlitz beer. The sub had the most potential, and she took it out of the fridge along with the mustard.
The answering machine was blinking. Either Sherry Solomon, her best buddy and fellow dealer, had heard the news and wanted to know the gory details, or her boyfriend had called to talk dirty. She hit the replay button and the melodious sound of Frank Fontaine's voice sent a shiver down her spine.
"Hey, Nola," he said. "I forgot to say good-bye. Hope you don't get into any trouble. See you."
See you? Picking up the phone, Nola punched in*69, a service that allowed her to track the source of the last call. An automated voice spit out a number and Nola dialed it.
"Brother's Lounge," a gruff voice answered.
Nola knew the place. It was a stone's throw from the Acropolis and was a real dump. "Lemme speak to Frank," she said.
"Lots of guys named Frank here, lady."
"Frank Fontaine."
"Describe him," the bartender said.
Nola did. The bartender seemed to know exactly who she was talking about.
"Hey, Frank, you still here?" he bellowed across the bar. Coming back on the line, he said, "Sorry, lady-he's gone. I can take a message if you like."
"No, thanks."
Nola ate her sub and watched Road Runner cartoons with the sound muted. She couldn't stop thinking about the call. It was so crazy, yet typical. A real guy thing. Women apologized when they won big at her table; men liked to rub her face in it. She made a mental note to call the phone company and get her number changed.
Soon the sub was nothing but a pleasant memory and she was sprawled facedown on the couch, counting sheep.
Nola awoke to the sound of a battering ram taking down her front door. She rubbed her eyes, thinking this was TV mayhem, but it was a real SWAT team that burst into her living room. Before she could sit up, a half dozen automatic weapons were pointed in her face.
"On your stomach," one of the SWAT team shouted. He was big and had the letters LVPD stenciled in blazing white letters across his Kevlar vest. Nola hit the floor.
"You've got the wrong house," she protested. "The crack lady lives three doors down."
"Shut up," the officer replied angrily.
Nola kissed the carpet as her wrists were hog-tied behind her back with a set of plastic cuffs. While her rights were being read, her house was torn apart. More police poured through her open front door while the precious air-conditioning escaped into the stifling afternoon.
Soon she was sitting on the couch, dripping perspiration. She watched an officer come into the living room and drop a bag of pot, some prescription medicine, the message pad that sat beside the phone, and a stack of unopened mail onto her coffee table. She finally found her voice when her diaphragm hit the growing pile of her belongings.
"I want a fucking lawyer!"
When she didn't shut up and her protests became too loud, she was hoisted to her feet and led outside past a crowd of gawking neighbors, including the mail carrier. Then she was shoved into the back of a cruiser, where she began to sob uncontrollably.
A dark sedan pulled up her driveway. Through her tears, she saw Wily and Sammy Mann get out and walk across the lawn, still joined at the hip. They stopped to stare at her, before entering her house. Their faces, normally warm and friendly, were openly hostile.
Only then did Nola have an inkling as to what kind of trouble she was in.