The alarm clock that woke me was a powerful bellow, like the mournful cry of some mythical sea beast-in reality, of course, the ship’s foghorn. I’d made arrangements to meet Miss Vance for the second breakfast sitting, and could well have rolled over and gone back to sleep; but the events of the day previous had been so intense, that when I’d awakened, so had countless thoughts and myriad questions.
After toiletries that included a refreshing shower and a trimming of my beard, I dressed in a gray houndstooth-check suit and walked out onto the wide sheltered promenade, which was lined with deck chairs, none currently in use. In fact, I seemed to have the rail all to myself as I gazed out where the endless expanse of ocean should be, seeing instead an impenetrable whiteness. The ship’s foghorn-half roar, half moan-blew its melancholy warning out into the swirling nothingness, and no doubt keen eyes on the bridge were at this moment searching for any sign of another ship, whose dark blur might loom abruptly, and perilously, out of the shroud of fog.
The great ship might well have been suspended in midair, a misty hand gripping her all around and underneath, freezing her in place. Though the ship may have seemed motionless, surely it had not stopped but only slowed*-soon the thrump of the bow cutting through a wave put the illusion to rest.
The otherworldly, almost surreal atmosphere gave me a chill, though the weather was mild enough-weren’t murders enough? Must Nature herself conspire to make the Lusitania a ghost ship?
Such thoughts were forgotten, however, when (perhaps an hour later) I repaired to the First Class Dining Saloon, where I joined the lovely-and astonishingly refreshed-looking-Miss Vance. She again was boldly hatless, and her attire striking, her Gibson-girl figure nearly done justice by the dark green satin dress with yoke-style overblouse and much lighter green high standing collar and sleeves.
Once more our tablemates were Madame DePage and her colleague Dr. Houghton, and (across from them) Miss Pope and her young paramour, Mr. Friend. Again, I had gone directly to Madame DePage to thank her for allowing me to join with their little group.
“Please consider yourself one of us,” she said, “for the remainder of the voyage.”
I asked if we might sit down for that interview today sometime, and she said most certainly-would this morning in the music room, at eleven, be convenient? It would. After a few other morning pleasantries, the three couples-Miss Vance and I comprising the third-fell into their private conversations.
These conversations were limited, however, as the ship’s banquet of a breakfast took up much of one’s attention. We chose between fruit or fruit juice, followed by a selection of oatmeal, grape nuts, malted milk or hominy; then kippers, turbot, lemon sole or Yarmouth bloaters; eggs to order or sauteed calf’s liver; and Cumberland lamb or Wiltshire bacon and Cumberland lamb, with a side of baked apples or pancakes. About that point a waiter offered from a tray of cold cuts an array of ham, beef, smoked ox tongue and capon. And there of course were oatcakes, toasted muffins and scones. . with tea, coffee or cocoa. For those disappointed in such light fare, special orders of steak, mutton chops or chicken were available from the grill.
I ate heartily, despite my knowledge of the corpses sharing the cold storage compartments, and so did Miss Vance, whose pragmatic nature continued to impress.
“Are you planning to attend the morning’s divine services?” Miss Vance asked me, between nibbles of scone.
“My mother and father were deeply religious,” I said, and took a sip of coffee before continuing. “Sober citizens and devout churchgoers. . They saw to it that in my youth I attended enough services to last my lifetime.”
“Captain Turner’s conducting the services in the main lounge,” she said, a twinkle in her eyes. “No doubt asking for blessings on the king and all those at sea.”
“A religious service as served up by Bowler Bill surely would have its rewards, as entertainment if not theology.”
Across from us, Miss Pope was discussing religious matters as well, in her own unique way-specifically, the glories of Sir Oliver Lodge, the spiritualist.
“I would imagine,” Miss Vance said, “that as little as the captain likes rubbing shoulders with passengers, the Sunday service must seem one of those ‘perils of the sea’ to which the prayer books allude.”
Keeping my voice a near whisper-the orchestra was silent at breakfast, the only music the chatter of conversion and the clink and clank of china and silver-I said to her, “I believe we need to make amends to Staff Captain Anderson.”
Miss Vance nodded. “Yes-things grew tense last night. Perhaps I made an inappropriate remark or two.”
“In my view, you were all too easy on these Cunard clods. . but we need Anderson on our side, to help our other interviews. Don’t you think that steward Leach should be questioned? And Master-at-Arms Williams?”
With a thoughtful frown, she said, “I do. . but not just yet. I consider them. . and for that matter, Mr. Anderson himself. . suspects.”
I was buttering a muffin. “I assume that is why you withheld certain information from Anderson and Captain Turner last night. . information of a bluish, almond-scented variety.”
Nodding again, she said, “If one of them is either a murderer or an accomplice to the stowaways-”
“Or both,” I cut in.
“-or both. . then better to give that unknown party a false sense of security. After all, we’re stuck on this boat for the better part of a week-no one’s going anywhere, just yet.”
“Particularly not the stowaways,” I said, as those conversing-and feasting-around us remained blissfully unaware of the tragedy and danger in their midst.
Perhaps an hour later, Miss Vance and I were walking on the open-air promenade on the Boat Deck-the fog had been replaced by bright morning sunshine, touching the vast shimmering blue with golden highlights-and quite by accident encountered Staff Captain Anderson.
The square-jawed, burly Anderson was aft of us, and had not yet seen us, being otherwise occupied-he raised a silver whistle to his lips and blew a shrill command. Miss Vance and I glanced at each other curiously, and positioned ourselves along the rail, watching. A handful of crew members suddenly appeared from here and there, like ants sensing sugar at a picnic, climbing into life jackets to which they affixed badges with the number fourteen on them.
The lifeboats were slung from davits above the rail, turning their portions of the generously wide Boat Deck into narrow walkways.* Right now those crew members were clambering up and into the hanging lifeboat-boldly numbered fourteen-which swung a little during the course of the exercise. Soon the sailors were sitting straight and trim within the suspended boat.
Then Anderson blew his whistle again, and the sailors leapt from the boat onto the deck and disappeared like those same ants scurrying back to their hills.
We approached Staff Captain Anderson, who seemed to frown just a little when he saw us, but I could not be certain.
We both bid him good morning, and I said jovially, “You look surprisingly well-rested, after such a long night.”
My remark seemed to put him at ease, and he said good morning to us, adding, “It was indeed a long night, Mr. Van Dine. . However, the two of you look none the worse for wear, I must admit.”
I patted my stomach. “If I can survive all this food. . Miss Vance and I were just walking off a hundred or so courses of breakfast.”
A simple soul, Anderson beamed, proud of his ship and the service it delivered to its passengers. “We do try to keep our guests well-fed. People have come to expect a steamer to be a floating gourmet banquet.”
“The Lusitania fills that bill easily. . What were you up to, there, Captain? If you don’t mind my asking.”
“Oh, I was conducting a lifeboat drill.”
“It’s all very well drilling your crew,” Miss Vance said, already risking the staff captain’s enmity, “but why aren’t you drilling the passengers?”
His affability remained. “Captain Turner doesn’t consider it necessary for passengers to take part in these drills.”
I said, “What’s your opinion?”
“Cunard doesn’t pay me to have opinions on subjects that the captain has already formed one about.”
Miss Vance was shaking her head. “With all this talk of U-boats and torpedoes, I should think a drill would provide the passengers comfort and reassurance.”
Now the strain was showing in his tightening features. “Captain Turner does not care to have the passengers unduly alarmed.”
The subject seemed closed, so I inquired about Anderson helping me with certain celebrated passengers.
“I’m sitting down to talk with Madame DePage this morning,” I said. “Could you possibly arrange for another interview or two for the afternoon?”
“Certainly. Any preference of order?”
“None.”
“Consider it done.”
“Thank you.”
Miss Vance decided to press her luck, and asked if she might make a small suggestion.
“Of course,” Anderson said, but not terribly enthusiastically.
“Would you please have the rooms of Mr. Leach and Mr. Williams thoroughly searched? Preferably without their knowledge.”
“I’ve already done so.”
Miss Vance brightened at this news. “Splendid. And?”
The staff captain shrugged. “Nothing untoward was discovered. And we’ve heard nothing from you on the fingerprinting subject-what have you discovered?”
“Oh, the process is a slow one,” she lied. “I won’t know whether that blade has prints for several days.”
“I see,” he said, seemingly accepting that absurdity. He tipped his cap. “Do please keep us informed. . Mr. Van Dine, I’ll leave word with the switchboard about those interviews.”
I thanked him, and he strode aft, disappearing through a doorway.
“Interesting fib,” I said to her, with a smile.
“I was studying him as I spoke,” she said soberly. “He betrayed nothing.”
“Probably because he had nothing to betray.”
She sighed. “Probably.”
We walked amidst the affluent passengers of Saloon Class, on deck decked out in their Sunday finery, fresh from divine services, derbies and boaters on the men, the chapeaus on their ladies no more elaborate than your average wedding cake. The wide open-air deck, narrowing when a davit-slung lifeboat interrupted with a reminder of reality, was the avenue down which these swells strolled in a manner seemingly oblivious to the hazards of ocean travel during wartime.
The Lusitania-like any great ship-was a city unto itself, almost a world unto itself; but I could not keep my mind from taunting me with the knowledge of three murders recently committed under the uninformed noses of these Sunday saunterers.
Time came when Miss Vance and I retired to her cabin, where we went over in some tedious and repetitious detail the facts and experiences of the day (and night) previous. I will not bore the reader with this, and admit no new insights were garnered. But it seems to be human nature to beat a dead horse, or in our case, a murdered trio of stowaways.
The First Class Lounge and Music Room, where my interview with Madame DePage took place, was aft of the Boat Deck’s Grand Entrance, an enormous* chamber rivaling the domed dining saloon in elegance.
Decorated in a late-Georgian style, panelled in inlaid mahogany, the lounge boasted its own domed ceiling with ornate plasterwork surrounding stained-glass panels through which sunlight filtered during the day (with electric bulbs to light the night). An apple-green color scheme unified the floral carpet with cushions and drapes, and marble fireplaces bookended the chamber forward and aft, over which were elaborately framed enameled panels of dignified if dull landscapes. For all its size, the lounge created coziness through arrangements of its satinwood and mahogany furnishings, which included easy chairs and overstuffed settees and tables just large enough for cards or snacks.
In a corner of the lounge, near a grand piano that bore silent witness, Madame DePage-in stylish black again, with a hat bearing one black feather and a white one-sat regally in an arm chair with Miss Vance on her left and me on her right.
The dark-haired, dark-eyed beauty was the only person beside myself and certain crew members aware that Philomina Vance was the ship’s detective-and that Miss Vance’s role as her travelling companion was something of a ruse. Still, guarding the funds Belgium’s lovely envoy had raised for the Red Cross was a significant part of the Pinkerton agent’s assignment.
Nonetheless, we had decided not to share with Madame DePage the true facts, regarding the existence (much less the demise) of the stowaways. Miss Vance and I were, on the one hand, complying with the wishes for confidentiality of the two captains; but, also, Marie DePage was a possible suspect as an accomplice to the Germans, if not their murderer; and, in any event, an undeniable key figure in the affair.
She had, after all, received one of the warning telegrams, and her name had been on the chief stowaway’s list.
Which meant she may have been targeted for robbery-or even death-by the late saboteurs.
I was armed with a pencil and a secretary’s spiral-bound notebook, dutifully taking down the rather stale “news” the charming, charismatic woman was sharing with me.
“I tour your beautiful country,” she said, her accent turning syllables into poetry, “for two month.”
She meant “months,” of course, but such lapses in her otherwise admirable mastery of English only made her seem all the more charming.
“This effort was for the Belgian Red Cross,” I said, pencil poised.
“Oui-my husband, Antoine, is Surgeon General of the Belgian Army, and director of the Queen’s Hospital at La Panne. That is where I find this passion.”
“At the hospital, you mean?”
The dark eyes flashed, and so did a lovely white smile. “Yes-I visit the wounded soldier there, talk to them, write letters to their family for them. Soldier from both side! German boys, too. One say to me, ‘Madame, why do you write for me? I am your enemy.’ And I say, ‘To me you are just a wounded boy who needs help.’ They are all. . you know the expression? Enfants perdus?”
I did. Lost children-soldiers sent to certain death in war.
Despite her smile, her eyes had welled with tears, and Miss Vance handed her a handkerchief.
“You must excuse me,” Madame DePage said, dabbing at her tear-pearled lashes. “You see, my son, Lucien, he is seventeen. I have just learn, a few days ago, that he has. . join the army.”
Miss Vance turned to me. “That’s why Madame DePage booked last-minute passage on the Lusitania. . to see her boy before he goes to the Western front.”
This apparently was why no better arrangements had been made to transport the $150,000 in cash she’d raised for war relief, than for her to transport those funds herself. . with the help of the Pinkerton agency.
I politely listened-and made a record of-her impassioned description of her impoverished, war-torn country. But I was confused.
“Hasn’t Belgium already fallen to Germany?” I asked, chagrined that something so important to her was so vague to me.
“All but this leetle small tiny corner of my country,” she said liltingly, “in the northwest. . that is where our hospital is.” She glanced around the opulent room, where wealthy travellers lounged, playing cards, conversing, having a bite to eat between shipboard repasts. “It is hard to be here. . in such luxury. . c’est-a-dire, to have enjoyment while others suffer.”
“People like these,” I reminded her, meaning the rich passengers of the ship, “made generous donations to your cause.”
According to an article I’d read in the News, her final and very successful stop had been on Fifth Avenue, where she spoke to a wealthy bunch called the Special Relief Society; and the J.P. Morgan Company was one of her fund-raising tour’s chief sponsors.
“Please do not misunderstand, monsieur-in Pittsburgh, in Washington, D.C., the response. . the generosity. . it was tremendous. The people of your country have large heart. . liberty, they love. But the big conflict of this war is still in the future. The worst fighting, yet to come. We must foresee the coming slaughter, and be prepare to help the t’ousands of wounded, friend or foe. . I tell my American friend. .”
She meant “friends.”
“. . this war, in the night, like a thief, it will come for you.” She shrugged. “C’est la guerre.”
“Madame,” I said, “as a friend. . I hope I might consider myself such?”
“Ca va sans dire!” she said, which meant, “that goes without saying.”
“And this is not for publication-merely comes from my own personal interest and concern. . Have you received any threats of any kind, during your stay in America?”
She frowned, shook her head. “No. . the letters, they have all been on my side. . usually with money in them, I am please to say.”
“No malicious phone calls, either, at the hotels or homes where you stayed?”
“Nothing. . not even from the pro-German-American. . and I know there are some.”
Strangely, it occurred to me at that instant that I was no longer as pro-German as I’d been the day before! Encountering saboteurs aboard the ship on which one is sailing can do that to a person.
“Though the Allied cause is in my heart,” she was saying, “I am a neutral because of my work. . I do not discuss the atrocity, to stir passion for the people to open their heart and wallet. No, I speak only of the suffering of boys on both side, of the starvation of the noncombatant in this tiny strip from Nieuport along the Yaer to the French frontier. . ten mile wide, forty mile long.”
“Madame, I know you feel great compassion for the boys fighting on either side of this conflict.”
“Bien entendu. . but of course.”
“Prior to boarding, were you approached by any young men to aid them in returning to their homes?”
“I do not understand.”
“German boys, stranded in America. .”
She shook her head again. “This would be a good place for them, America, where they would have no guns to shoot at the Belgian boy.”
That had seemed unlikely, her aiding the stowaways; but I’d had to inquire, however elliptically.
Trying again, I asked, “Has anyone approached you on the ship, and struck up an acquaintance? By this I mean, someone you had not met previously.”
She shrugged. “On shipboard, this happen all the time. You yourself, monsieur, this describes.”
That was true. But I pressed on: “I mean someone unknown to you prior to boarding, who has made some effort to get close to you.”
A new friend, taken into the madame’s confidence, might well have robbery in mind.
Thoughtfully, she said, “I had not met before Miss Pope-but I knew of her, hear of her, we have the mutual friend. . She is an architect, you know, a designer of library, a leader of the party Progressive.”
And a lunatic who believed in spooks and fairies.
“Anyone else?”
She nodded. “There is a Dr. Fisher-Howard Fisher. He travel with his wife’s young sister, a Miss Connor, Dorothy Connor.”
Fisher, she said, wanted to help his British brother-in-law establish a hospital in France.
“They say they would like to join forces with my husband at La Panne,” she said.
“But you’d never heard of them before. And they are first-class passengers?”
“Oui.”
I wrote down their names. Later I would ask Miss Vance to investigate them, to which she readily agreed.
“I’ve focused on your war efforts,” I said. “Is there anyone on the ship that you knew previously-someone out of your personal life who you did not expect to see? Anyone with a grudge?”
“Au contraire. . but for my friend Dr. Houghton, who go to assist my husband at La Panne.”
“How long have you known Dr. Houghton?”
“A few week-he is from a town in New York. . Troy.”
“He sought you out?”
“Yes-at one of the rally where I raise the money.”
I had already jotted the good doctor’s name down, and would request Miss Vance investigate him, as well.
“These question,” she said, and her eyes were amused and yet her aspect remained one of tristesse, “they are not for your newspaper, no?”
“No.” I glanced at Miss Vance for help.
“Madame,” the lady Pinkerton said, “Mr. Van Dine and I have become good friends. .”
The regal woman smiled. “Perhaps he is the man I hear in your room last night?”
This astonished both of us, but Madame DePage only laughed, the weight of the war finally disappearing from her shoulders. “I am French. Do you think I would judge you?. . You know the expression le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point?”
The heart has reasons of which reason knows nothing.
Suddenly I wondered just how friendly she and Dr. Houghton had become, no matter how dedicated she might be to her husband and his cause.
“A la belle etoile,” I said, “who knows what harmless time might pass, aboard a ship like this?”
Madame DePage smiled, eyes atwinkle, nodding her approval of starry nights and shipboard romance.
“Mr. Van Dine and I have become friends,” Miss Vance said, trying again-and this was the first time I’d seen this calm and collected woman show any sign of embarrassment, “and he is helping me investigate. We believe a ring of thieves may be aboard the ship.”
She did not mention that the members of this ring-at least, the three German stowaways-were in cold storage.
“I see,” Madame DePage said. “And you seek the faux bonhomme? The false friend, who tries to become close?”
“Yes,” I said. “Even a crew member who you might find in your room, seemingly quite innocent. . Ask yourself, does he belong here? Is he serving some ship’s purpose, or his own?”
The lovely envoy nodded and smiled. “Your concern is appreciated, monsieur. But I think the. . Miss Vance, what is the word?. . The precautions we have take, this will make the effort of any thief foolish. . And now I must bring our conversation to a close. I wish some time in my suite before luncheon-can you believe it is almost time to eat again?”
She rose, bid us bonjour, and Miss Vance and I were suddenly alone in our nook of the lavish lounge.
“Madame DePage does seem a terribly unlikely suspect,” I said.
Miss Vance had shifted to the chair vacated by Marie DePage, to sit closer. “I would agree-and the time I’ve spent with her, which is considerable, only underscores that notion.”
“Nonetheless, we had to have this interview.”
“Oh yes.”
“And we did learn some things.”
It was at this point that I suggested Miss Vance investigate Dr. Fisher and his sister-in-law, Dorothy Connor, and Dr. Houghton, madame’s male companion. She said she would wire Pinkerton to make what she called “background checks” on all of them-which she of course had already put into motion for the crew members Williams and Leach.
“What are these precautions to which madame referred?” I asked her. “What secrets are you keeping from me, Vance?”
She arched an eyebrow, and her half-smile dug a dimple in her left cheek. “After last night, Van, I would say precious few.”
I did not blush. “If you don’t trust me, well then. . you don’t trust me.”
Miss Vance touched my hand. “I would be violating Pinkerton procedures.”
“It’s really none of my business. None of my concern.”
“Don’t pout! It’s not manly. . ” She leaned conspiratorially close, her tone shifting from quiet to near whisper. “Madame DePage has a steamer trunk in her suite. Inside is a locked strongbox in which one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, in cash, resides.”
I frowned. “How is this a precaution?”
She shrugged in a matter-of-fact manner. “The bills are counterfeit.”
I sat back, eyes wide. “What? But surely that’s illegal. . ”
“Not in this instance. In cooperation with the U.S. Secret Service, Pinkerton placed this fake money, as bait, in madame’s possession. Should it be stolen, and the culprits not apprehended aboard ship, those counterfeit bills will lead the authorities to them. Lists of those bills will be distributed internationally.”
“That is clever,” I admitted. “And the real money is in safekeeping?”
“It’s somewhere in my cabin,” she said. “Isn’t that enough information for you?”
It was. But I did have to wonder if it had been in her mattress-if so, I’d never been that close to so much money in my life.
Then it was time for the first luncheon sitting, though I stopped by the switchboard first-seemed we had appointments this afternoon with George Kessler, Charles Frohman and Elbert Hubbard. . and the latter one would no doubt try my digestion.