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Billionaire genius Steven Semyonov may be DEAD, but the weird stories about him refuse to go away. Since his death, the staff at his Marin County mansion has been speaking out about his extraordinary personal habits.
Semyonov’s staffers say he never took a shower. He had trusted servants rub down his white, hairless body with medical alcohol twice every day. He also insisted on a whole-body massage with almond oil, sometimes twice a day.
That oil and alcohol gel sounds kinky, huh? But the people at the mansion confirm they never knew Semyonov to have any relationship, sexual or otherwise.
Although Semyonov retired to his bedroom for many hours, staff suspect he never slept. He often appeared to meditate, but for only a few minutes.
Semyonov is known to have learnt many languages, seemingly without effort. Staff say he would sit in front of two or even three television shows at the same time, in different languages. Recently he watched two or three channels at a time in Chinese.
Semyonov never allowed himself to be X-rayed, either at airports or hospitals.
Does something strike you about all this? Is it just me? This guy was NOT FUCKING HUMAN!!!!!!!!
No wonder the Chinks killed him off. Coal truck my ass.
But supposing Semyonov was killed in that “tragic accident”? OK. I’ve got one question for you guys in Beijing: how’s that autopsy going, boys? Notice anything, shall we say, different?