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He stopped at her shop.
“Such a day, Walter, I can’t get off the phone. Everybody in the world must read the News-Press.”
“Let me guess.” He raised his voice to a falsetto. “Such an ordeal, darling, you must be a nervous wreck.”
“That’s what I am, sorta.”
“I just hope the story keeps Lucretia away until-”
“Who?”
“Dr. Joy, last name Borgia. Wait till you hear the dirt on her.”
“It’s going to have to keep. Will you look after Jamie while I play sleuth?”
He listened to her plan. “Hmm, it’s worth a shot, I guess. Sure, I”ll hang out here, but who tends to business?”
“Karen and Gabriella will handle the phones. You take care of walk-ins-and Jamie.”
She stuck her head in the door. “Remember me?”
Hyacinth Owens hesitated, then smiled brilliantly. “Of course, you’re…DeeDee, wasn’t it? See, your flowers are still lovely.”
“Not as lovely as you. You look radiant, my dear.”
“I am sort of excited. This is my last day here. I’m going to make a movie-in Hollywood!”
“Good heavens! Are you really?”
“I didn’t want to tell anyone. I was so afraid it wouldn’t happen, then I’d have all the explanations. But I had the screen test and I’ve been offered a part.”
“I couldn’t be happier for you.”
“It’s only a small part, of course, but it’s supposed to be an important movie. Maybe I’ll get noticed.”
“With your looks, Hyacinth, I have no doubt.”
“They’re changing my name to Ollie, Ollie Owens.”
“It has a certain ring to it, but I still like Hyacinth.” She sat in the chair beside her desk. “Tell me all about it. How did this wonderful thing happen? Have you always wanted to be an actress?”
“Yes, I studied, worked with the Ensemble Theater company, you know, the local-”
“Their shows are so good, go on.”
“I never thought I’d get anywhere. Then Mr. Dragon — “
“Is that Victor Dragon, the attorney?”
“He and I were, well, sort of dating, you might say. One day he said I ought to be in films. He’d make a couple of calls. I thought it was just breeze, you know, then one day I got called for a screen test.” She beamed. “The rest is history, as they say.”
“And a grand history it will be.” She laughed. “If history can be in the future, that is. How do you happen to know Victor Dragon?”
“Like I said, we went out a couple of times.”
“I know that, but how did you make his acquaintance in the first place?”
”Oh, he comes in here often. Actually Vic-Mr. Dragon-set up this place. He’s the landlord, you might say, owns the space and equipment. He hired me and Lola to work here.”
“Fascinating!”
“The lawyers don’t actually work for him, but he wants to help them get started in their own practice.”
“Mr. Dragon sent business Harry’s way?”
“I’m sure.”
“Can you remember anything in particular?”
“No, it would be in the files, but that’s erased.”
“Try Hyacinth, something may come to you.”
The girl looked away, a pensive look on her face. Her profile was to die for.
“Maybe there was something. Yes, I remember. Harry said he had a job for Karl Kinkaid. He thought it might lead to more, you know, legal work.”
“I’m sure it would have.” She stood up. “I have to run, but good luck in your movie, no, I’m certain you’ll be a huge success.” She kissed the beautiful cheek. “You’ve been a big help to me.”
“I didn’t do anything.”
Byerly saw the black limo stop out front and knew at once whose it was. He looked around for Jamie, found him playing happily with his truck, picking up fallen blossoms on the floor, wheeling them to the trash. There was no place to hide him. The store was L-shaped, with a counter blocking the base. The workspaces were clearly visible.
The woman who entered was a knockout, blonde and built with the imperiousness that comes from knowing she is a knockout, blonde and built. A respectful three paces behind strode the Ninja who had threatened him. He smiled at him, said, “Made any pancakes lately?” That earned him a scowl.
The blonde approached the counter. “I’d like to speak to DeeDee.”
“May I ask who wants to see her?” He knew damn well who she was, but he couldn’t resist letting a little air out of her.
“I’m Mrs. Karl Kinkaid.”
He thought of Josh Kinkaid and a woman crawling into his bed. “Of course, now I know where I’ve seen you, on TV, you’re that sex lady, Dr. Grunt, or is it Dr. Moan, I forget.”
She whipped off her shades and looked at him. She might have just bitten into a lime. “Is DeeDee in?”
“I’m afraid not, I’m her husband, Walter Byerly. May I help you?”
Now she studied him, as though he were a rare species of beetle from Madagascar. “So you’re the one.” Now she looked behind the counter. “Is that the boy you call your grandson?”
Nothing to do but face up to it. “Yes, he is.”
“His name is Jamie, isn’t it?”
That name was not in the paper. He said nothing.
“Come here, Jamie.”
The boy was nothing if not obedient. He stood up, took a couple of steps, but came no closer.
“I said come here, little boy.”
Byerly felt two small arms clutch his leg. Atta boy, Jamie!
“You may be great on sex, Dr. Rut, but you haven’t quite got the handle on little boys, even if they are a product of sex. You see, one leads to the other, but they aren’t the same.”
The look she lavished on him was usually reserved for excrement.
“Now, if you’d like to make an appointment, I could give you a few pointers.”
She turned. “Dirk, the boy.”
The Ninja started around the counter. Jamie still holding on to his leg, Byerly moved to block his path. “I believe the expression is over my dead body.” He glanced at her. “It’ll look good in the tabloids, sex expert slays old man to steal a little boy. Really help out your image.”
She glared at him a long moment, then turned on her spike heels and left, Dirk the Ninja following.
“Nice to have met you, Cruella.”
“Did you really call her Cruella?”
“That was the tame stuff.” He looked at Jamie, sitting on a kitchen stool. “How’s the macaroni and cheese?”
“Cheese.”
“Can you say macaroni?”
“Mack.”
“That’s good enough.” He turned to Doreen. “He’s going to be a chef.”
“Without a doubt.”
The TV was on behind the counter, showing cartoons. Jamie watched some, but he was hardly rapt. “I have a theory, love. Kids don’t really like cartoons, at least little kids.”
“Don’t tell the other Walt that.”
She poured wine for both of them. “Honestly now, if you hadn’t learned all the nasty stuff, what would your impression of her be?”
“Dr. Joy? You want the seminal male view I gather. Let me see. I’d notice her, that’s for sure, probably turn around and stare. She’s beautiful, blonde, built, buxom-“ He laughed. “Give me another B.”
“Beguiling?”
“Naw, too obvious for that. Maybe that’s the problem. She’s too perfect, all arranged, hair, lipstick, every thread.”
“For an effect?”
“Yeah, but I don’t know which one.”
“I gather you’d like to mess her up a bit.”
“I’ll tell you what I’d really like to do-find out her age. It’s not listed anywhere. She could be thirties, sixties, maybe seventies. She looks like one of those aging actresses, who still looks like she did as an ingenue-only the skin on her kisser is stretched so tight, it’s ready to split.”
Doreen laughed. “And they never show their necks or hands. Do you want me to visit the plastic man, love? Wouldn’t you like me to look like the girl you married?”
“She was okay, but I like the one I got now, she’s sexier.”
“How discerning of you.”
He heard a knock at the door. “I’ll go, it’s probably Lupe.”
“Too loud for her.”
He opened the door on two deputy sheriffs, both burly. They looked like NFL tackles working their day jobs.
“Is this the home of Walter and Doreen Byerly?”
Before he could answer a second question came.
“Do you have a boy named James Sykes here?”
Both deputies pushed past him into the kitchen. “Hey, where do you think you’re going?” He started to follow but a hand grabbed his arm, shoved a piece of paper at him.
“This is a court order legally requiring you to turn over the boy to us.”
“Who the hell are you?”
“My name is Victor Dragon, I’m an attorney.”
“The hell with you.” He jerked his arm away and turned to the kitchen. Doreen stood behind the counter, clutching Jamie, her eyes wide with fear.
“I’m sorry, Mr. Byerly, it’s a lawful order.” The deputy looked apologetic. “We have to take the boy.”
Jamie began to cry.
“You can’t take him, I won’t let you.” She clung to the now screaming boy, while the one deputy held her arms and the other pulled at Jamie.
“Let him go, Doreen, you’ll get hurt.”
Either she heard him or lost the battle, for Jamie was in the hands of the deputy. At once a woman he had not seen burst by him. “Oh, my darling little boy.”
He turned to Victor Dragon. “And who is this woman?”
“His mother, of course.”
The woman clasped Jamie in her arms. “Oh, my precious little darling, did the bad lady hurt you?”
Jamie was not placated. He screamed louder than ever and reached back toward Doreen as they carried him from the house.
A heavy knot weighed on his chest, making breathing difficult. Doreen began to sob. He held her, tried to comfort her, but he didn’t know what to say.
He left her to cry and went to the phone to call Lupe. She came at once and looked at the court order.
“I’m sorry, but it’s a legal order signed by a judge.”
He firmed his lips. “I was afraid of that. When?”
“About an hour ago.”
“Cruella sure didn’t waste any time.” He saw her confusion. “I’ll explain it sometime.” Lupe went to comfort Doreen. It seemed to help for she soon began to sniffle and blow. He paced the floor, forcing himself to think, not just feel. Soon he stopped in mid-stride. “Lupe, I don’t think that was Jamie’s mother. She didn’t look much like her photograph.”
“By God, you’re right, darling, the woman was an imposter, I’m sure of it.”
“Straight out of Equity.” He went to falsetto. “’Oh, my precious darling, did the bad lady hurt you?’ Godawful! At least they could have hired someone who could act. Lupe, couldn’t we go to the judge, tell him-”
“If you can prove fraud, you might stand a chance.”
“We have her photograph. Even a judge can see there’s little resemblance.”
Doreen was on her feet now. “Karen knows her, can identify her.”
“And that girl in Boston, her roommate, what’s her-”
“Cynthia Wu. Yes, she could definitely identify her.”
Lupe kept shaking her head. “Sorry, kids, I know how much you want it another way, but you’re never going to see that woman again to prove who she really is.
He sighed. “Or Jamie, for that matter.”