Well, that was just swell.
Hey, I wanted the best for good ol’ Howard but I wasn’t really up for being his middle-of-the-night confidant-especially when he was going to leave me these cryptic messages. As bad as returning Marcia’s phone call could be, I wasn’t sure I felt like chatting with Howard either. I didn’t have a phone number for him, and he surely wasn’t at the halfway house because he would’ve been arrested by now.
Okay-so what were my options? Call the police, which was sort of breaking the confidentiality of a client, though in this case you could argue that the community was in imminent danger. Don’t call the police but tell Michelin and let her decide. Or, do nothing and open another can of Schlitz.
The Schlitz went down easy even if my rationalization for doing nothing didn’t. Not telling the cops wasn’t doing right by my friend Kelley, although he’s a beat cop and wouldn’t be in charge of an investigation. So, in effect I wasn’t doing anything against Kelley. That didn’t feel quite right.
Telling Michelin was out for a couple of reasons. One, she’d call in the board, fill out all the forms, and nothing would get done, and two, whenever possible, I try not to tell Michelin anything. Not telling her could get me in big trouble at work, but that wouldn’t be anything new. I was always in trouble at work and I did my best not to let the Michelin Woman intimidate me.
I tend to pull for the underdog, and if anyone was ever the underdog, it was Howard. Life had been a shit sandwich for him and every day seemed like it was another bite. Something told me he didn’t do. It was a notion I knew I couldn’t get anyone else to believe, but sometimes you just got to go with your gut.
Speaking of underdogs and guts, Al had flopped himself off the couch and he let out a big exhale, spun around three times, and went to sleep in front of the television. Apparently he agreed about doing nothing. Though, when it came to doing nothing, Al rarely argued.
The next morning Michelin called for a special staff meeting to go over the agency’s position on the recent turn of events. There was nothing Claudia liked better than an official meeting with lots of official protocol and regulations. If she could add a new form to fill out, that was like multiple orgasms for her. The Michelin Woman probably didn’t get a whole lot of opportunities for real multiple orgasms, what with her being just a corn muffin shy of three hundred pounds (loosely packed on her six-foot frame), her consistent choice of man-made clothing, and the aforementioned Starsky/Hutch coif.
Claudia called the meeting to order and thanked Dr. Abadon for joining in. As a consultant, he didn’t have to be part of impromptu meetings, but he joined this one because of its importance.
“I wanted to bring the treatment team together to discuss the risk management related to the series of events in the community,” Michelin said.
She handed out a form about patients’ rights when a crime has been committed and our duty as professionals to contact the appropriate authorities.
“If Howard Rheinhart is in contact with any of you, I need to know so I can inform the board and the police,” Michelin said.
“Claudia, it sounds to me like you’ve already assumed he’s guilty. Shouldn’t we give him a little bit more of the benefit of the doubt?” I said.
“Actually, Duffy, I have every reason to believe that Rheinhart is responsible for this teenager’s slaying,” she said.
“I don’t think he did it,” I said.
“Um, I can understand your view, but in my assessment he is clearly capable of this murder.”
I wasn’t sure which bothered me more-the fact that she was dismissing my opinion or the fact that she was so arrogant about it.
“I just don’t think he did it.”
“Duffy, you’re not really qualified to render this kind of diagnosis are you?” she said.
She smiled at me in such an incredibly patronizing way that it made one of the tendons in my neck twitch. I decided I better let it go before I did something I regretted.
“I think we have to be realistic. Howard Rheinhart is a disturbed individual who has a history of committing heinous crimes,” Dr. Abadon said.
“You know, I met with the guy and through some real tears he told me he just wanted to live in a world where people weren’t out to get him all the time,” I said.
“Classic paranoia, indicative of delusions of persecution,” Claudia said.
“It ain’t fucking paranoia if you’ve been physically beat on and emotionally ridiculed every single fucking day of your life!” I said. Then I slammed my fist down on top of my powdered donut. The force sprayed powdered sugar all over the side of the Michelin Woman’s head. It kind of gave her black curly hair white highlights.
“Duffy-in my office right away,” she said.
You wouldn’t say that the Michelin Woman was in my corner when it came to, well, anything. Now I was going to have to listen to her bullshit and probably receive some double-special secret warning for being disrespectful to her. Michelin took the seat behind her desk, reached into the top drawer and produced a series of forms. She was in her element and after neatly stacking the forms so that they were nice and even, she looked up at me.
“That was totally inappropriate,” Michelin said.
I believe there is a law that social workers need to use the word “inappropriate” a minimum of eleven times a day.
“I am the executive director here and I will not tolerate that kind of disrespect.”
“How about disrespecting the clients… you know, those annoying people we work with?”
“Don’t be wise, Duffy, you are in enough trouble.”
“C’mon, Claudia-you were being rigid. I was trying to stick up for the client.”
“That is inappropriate. You need to show the appropriate respect. You are receiving a verbal warning for inappropriate language, behavior, and insubordination,” Claudia said. She was down to eight “inappropriates.”
“Do you really have to fill out three different written verbal warnings?”
“Yes-your behavior was inappropriate in regards to language, inappropriate in regards to behavior, and inappropriate in regards to insubordination,” Claudia said.
Holy shit-a hat trick! Three “inappropriates” in a single sentence! I wonder if I could call the Social Worker Hall of Fame or something. She was down to five and it was only quarter after ten.
I signed my three written verbal warnings and came to the realization that I wasted a perfectly good half a donut by smashing it. Now there’s something that was inappropriate. Grieving the loss of my donut but grateful that my little hissy fit shortened the meeting, I decided to head for my desk. Our office is small, with cubicles for Monique, the other counselor, and me, another batch of cubicles for business office staff, and a few multipurpose rooms. “Duffy’s Cubicle of Love” was right next to Monique’s.
Monique was talking to Trina, the office manager. They stopped chatting when I approached.
“Girls, were you talking about me?” I said.
“You outdid yourself today,” Monique said. “Assaulting the director with a powdered donut,” she said. Monique was wearing an orange dashiki that really highlighted her smooth black skin.
“Yeah, Duffy, you’ve really made a commitment to stay in trouble here, haven’t you?” said Trina. Trina looked good today; she always looked good.
“You guys trying to tell me that she wasn’t out of line?”
“Duff-the evidence points at Howard, doesn’t it?” Monique said.
“I don’t know. Howard freaked out for a period of time in his life when he was getting provoked and tormented in every facet of his life. That isn’t going on now. I think-” My phone interrupted.
“Duff, has our buddy shown up today?” It was Kelley.
“Nah, no sign of him.”
“There’s been another one,” Kelley said.
“Another what?” I feared I knew what he was talking about.
“Another murdered kid.”
“Shit,” I said.
“Duff.” Kelley hesitated. “The kid was McDonough’s QB.”