This head would become a coronet.
Roderick and Mother slowly walking and talking. Young Patrick, ahead of them sitting in a small cart, pulled by a lamb.
MOTHER
These things entail considerable expense, and you will need your lady's blessing, but the young boy forms the great bond of union between you and her ladyship, and there is no plan of ambition you could propose in which she would not join for the poor lad's benefit, and no expense she will not eagerly incur, if it might be any means be shown to tend to his advancement. You have important friends, and they can tell you how these things are done.
Standing away from the play tables, Roderick chats with Lord West, a fat giant of a man.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And, to be sure, I did know someone who knew precisely how these things were done, and this was the distinguished solicitor and former Government Minister, Lord West, whose acquaintance I made, as I had so many others, at the gaming table.
LORD WEST
Do you happen to know Gustavus Adolphus, the thirteenth Earl of Crabs?
RODERICK
By name only.
LORD WEST
Well, sir, this nobleman is one of the gentlemen of His Majesty's closet, and one with whom our revered monarch is on terms of considerable intimacy. I should say you would be wise to fix upon this nobleman your chief reliance for the advancement of your claim to the Viscounty which you propose to get.
Roderick having lunch with Lord West and the Earl of Crabs.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And for a five-hundred guinea fee, paid to his City law-firm, Lord West kindly arranged a meeting with that old scamp and swindler, Gustavus Adolphus, the thirteenth Earl of Crabs.
EARL OF CRABS
Mr. Cosgrove, when I take up a person, he or she is safe. There is no question about them any more. My friends are the best people. I don't mean the most virtuous, or, indeed, the least virtuous, or the cleverest, or the stupidest, or the richest, or the best born, but the "best" -- in a word, people about whom there is no question. I cannot promise you how long it will take. You can appreciate it is not an easy matter. But any gentlemen with an estate, and ten-thousand a-year should have a peerage.
Roderick being introduced to three noblemen, including the Duke of Rutland.
RODERICK (V.O.)
The striving after this peerage, I consider to have been one of the most unlucky dealings at this period. I made unheard of sacrifices to bring it about. I can tell you bribes were administered, and in high places too -- so near the royal person of His Majesty that you would be astonished were I to mention what great personages condescended to receive our loans.
Roderick gives a beautiful diamond to a fat princess on her birthday. He is applauded by the other guests.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I lavished money here, and diamonds there.
Roderick and the seller, riding over a prospective property. A broker shows them a survey map of the property.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I bought lands at ten times there value.
A musical evening.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I gave repeated entertainments to those friends to my claims who, being about the royal person, were likely to advance it.
Roderick buying pictures.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I purchased pictures and articles of vertu at ruinous prices.
Roderick laughing and paying a bet.
RODERICK (V.O.)
I lost many a bet to the royal dukes, His Majesty's brothers.
Reviewing the company of troops.
Roderick, the Earl of Crabs, the Countess, Patrick and Brookside, several princes and noblemen and the Duke of Rutland.
RODERICK (V.O.)
One of the main causes of expense which this ambition of mine entailed upon me was the fitting out and arming of a company of infantry from the Hackton estates, which I offered to my gracious sovereign for the campaign against the American rebels. These troops, superbly equipped and clothed, were embarked at Portsmouth in the year 1778.
George III meeting people and stopping to talk to Roderick. Present also is the Duke of Rutland.
RODERICK (V.O.)
And the patriotism of the gentlemen who raised them was so acceptable at court that, on being presented by my Lord Crabs, His Majesty condescended to notice me particularly and said:
GEORGE III
That's right, Mr. Cosgrove, raise another company, and go with them, too!
RODERICK (V.O.)
Crabs was really one of the most entertaining fellows in the world, and I took a sincere pleasure in his company, besides the interest and desire I had in cultivating the society of the most important personages of the realm.
Roderick clumsily tries to engage in conversation with the famed Dr. Johnson, on the subject of a book or play, of the day, and is rebuffed for his trouble.
JOHNSON