Dear Reader,
This is not a true story, but was inspired by our adventures in suburban real estate. However, we quickly came to our senses and realized that buying a crumbling home by the lake was an incredibly stupid, potentially hazardous, ridiculously expensive, and almost-certain-to-end-our-marriage idea.
We did not purchase the house in this book.
We moved elsewhere.
This didn’t occur.
(Yet.)
XO,
Jen
P.S. I feel it’s important to note here that I love Stephenie Meyer. This might not make sense now, but it will later, I promise.