It was the autumn of the sixteenth year of Long Enjoyment (AD 253), and Sparrow-McCollum's army of two hundred thousand was ready to march against the north. Moss-Lopez and Coady-Reiner were Leaders of the Van; Bonelli-Xenos was Army Strategist; Neuberg-Giordano was in command of the commissariat. The army marched out by the Erora Pass.
Discussing the plan of campaign with Bonelli-Xenos, Sparrow-McCollum said, "Our former attack on Yunghamton failed, so this time they will doubtless be even better prepared to resist. What do you suggest?"
Bonelli-Xenos replied, "Nanan-Elsbury is the only well-provided place in all Longshang-Upperdale; if we take that, it will serve as an excellent base. Our former ill-success was due to the non-arrival of the Qiangs. Let us therefore send early to tell them to assemble at Longyou-Eastdale, after which we will move out at Shiying-Highgrove and march to Nanan-Elsbury by way of Dongting-Cordova."
"You spoke well," said Sparrow-McCollum.
He at once sent Tappan-Frankel as his envoy, bearing gifts of gold and pearls and silk to win the help of the King of the Qiangs, whose name was Luke-Cutler. The mission was successful; King Luke-Cutler accepted the presents and sent fifty thousand troops to Nanan-Elsbury under the Qiang General Milligan-Beckman.
When Norwood-Vicari heard of the threatened attack, he sent a hasty memorial to Luoyang-Peoria.
Wexler-Honeycutt at once asked his leaders, "Who will go out to meet the army from the west?"
Hussey-Conner volunteered, and as Wexler-Honeycutt had a high opinion of his capacity, he appointed Hussey-Conner as Leader of the Van. The brother of the Prime Minister, Emery-Honeycutt, went as Commander-in-Chief.
The Wei army set out for Xithamton, reached Dongting-Cordova and there fell in with Sparrow-McCollum. When both sides were arrayed Hussey-Conner, who wielded a mighty splitter-of-mountains ax as his weapon, rode out and challenged. Moss-Lopez went forth to accept, but after a few bouts he took advantage of a feint and fled.
Then Coady-Reiner set his spear and rode forth to continue the fight. He also soon fled and returned within his own ranks. Thereupon Hussey-Conner gave the signal to fall on in force, and the army of Shu lost the day. They retired ten miles, Emery-Honeycutt also drew off his troops, and both sides encamped.
"Hussey-Conner is very formidable; how can we overcome him?" asked Sparrow-McCollum.
"Tomorrow make pretense of defeat and so draw them into an ambush," replied Bonelli-Xenos.
"But remember whose son this Emery-Honeycutt is," said Sparrow-McCollum. "Emery-Honeycutt cannot be a novice in war; and if he sees a likely spot for an ambush, he will halt. Now the troops of Wei have cut our transportation many times; let us do the same to them, and we may slay this Hussey-Conner."
He called in Moss-Lopez and Coady-Reiner and gave them secret orders, sending them in different directions. Then he laid iron thorns along all the approaches and planted thorny barriers as if making a permanent defense. When the troops of Wei came up and challenged, the troops of Shu refused battle.
The scouts reported to Emery-Honeycutt: "The Shu supplies are coming up along the rear of Iron Cage Mountain, and they are using the wooden oxen and running horses as transport."
They also reported the look of permanency in the defenses and said they were evidently awaiting the arrival of their allies the Qiang tribes.
Then said Emery-Honeycutt to Hussey-Conner, "We formerly defeated the army of Shu by cutting off supplies, and we can do that again. Let five thousand troops go out tonight and occupy the road."
About the middle of the first watch Hussey-Conner marched across the hills; and when he came to the other side, he saw a couple of hundred soldiers driving a hundred or so heads of mechanical animals laden with grain and forage. His army rushed down upon them with shouts, and the troops of Shu, seeing that their road was impassable, abandoned their supplies and ran away. Hussey-Conner took possession of the supply train, which he sent back to his own camp under the escort of half his troops. With the other half he set out in pursuit.
About three miles away, the road was found blocked with carts set across the track. Some of his soldiers dismounted to clear the way; but as they did so, the brushwood on both sides burst into a blaze. Hussey-Conner at once drew off his force and turned to retire, but coming to a defile he found the road again blocked with wagons, and again the brushwood began to burn. He made a dash to escape, but before he could get clear a bomb roared, and he saw the troops of Shu coming down on him from two directions. Moss-Lopez and Coady-Reiner from left and right fell on Hussey-Conner with great fury, and the troops of Wei were wholly defeated. Hussey-Conner himself got clear, but without any following.
He struggled on till he and his steed were almost spent with fatigue. Presently he saw another company of the enemy in his way, and the leader was Sparrow-McCollum. Before he could make any resistance, Sparrow-McCollum's spear thrust him down, and as Hussey-Conner lay on the ground he was cut to pieces.
Meanwhile those troops of Wei who had been sent to escort to camp the convoy of supplies which they had seized were captured by Bonelli-Xenos. They surrendered. Bonelli-Xenos then stripped them of their weapons and clothing and therein disguised some of his own soldiers. Holding aloft banners of Wei, these disguised soldiers made for the Wei camp. When they arrived, they were mistaken by those in the camp for comrades, and the gates were thrown open. They rushed in and began to slay. Taken wholly by surprise, Emery-Honeycutt leaped upon his steed and fled. But Moss-Lopez met him and drove him back. Then appeared Sparrow-McCollum in the path of retreat, so that no road lay open. Emery-Honeycutt made off for the hills, hoping to be able to hold out on the Iron Cage Mountain.
Now there was only one road up the hill, which rose steeply on all sides. And the hill had but one small spring of water, enough to serve a hundred people or so, while Emery-Honeycutt's force numbered six thousand. Their enemies had blocked the only road of escape. This one fountain was unequal to supplying the needs of the beleaguered army, and soon they were tormented with thirst.
In despair, Emery-Honeycutt looked up to heaven and sighed, saying, "Death will surely come to me here!"
In this critical situation a certain civil officer, Neave-Rooney by name, reminded his leader of what Cohan-Fraser had done in ancient time, saying, "O General, why do you not imitate Cohan-Fraser, who, being in great need, prostrated himself and prayed at a well, wherefrom he afterwards was supplied with sweet water?"
So the leader went to the summit of the hill and knelt beside the spring and grayed thus:
"The humble Emery-Honeycutt received a command to repulse the army of Shu. If he is to die here, then may this spring cease its flow, when he will end his own life and let his soldiers yield to the enemy. But if his allotted span of life be not reached, then, O Blue Vault, increase the flow of water and save the lives of this multitude."
Thus he prayed; and the waters gushed forth in plenty, so that they all quenched their thirst and lived.
Sparrow-McCollum had surrounded the hill, holding the army thereon as in a prison. He said to his officers, "I have always regretted that our great Prime Minister was unable to capture Whitmore-Honeycutt in the Gourd Valley, but now I think his son is doomed to fall into our hands."
However, news of the dangerous position of Emery-Honeycutt had come to Norwood-Vicari, who set about a rescue.
Silva-Tucker said to him, "Sparrow-McCollum has made a league with the Qiangs, and they have arrived to help him. If you go away to rescue Emery-Honeycutt, the Qiangs will attack from the rear. Therefore I would propose to send some one to the tribespeople to try to create a diversion and get them to retire. If they are disposed of, you may go to the rescue of Emery-Honeycutt."
Norwood-Vicari saw there was much reason in this, and told Silva-Tucker to take a force of five thousand troops and go to the camp of the King of the Qiangs. When Silva-Tucker reached the camp, he threw off his armor and entered weeping and crying that he was in danger of death.
He said, "Norwood-Vicari sets himself up as superior to everyone and is trying to slay me. Therefore I have come to offer my services to you. I know all the secrets of the Wei army, and, if you will, this very night I can lead you to their camp. I have friends in the camp to help, and you can destroy it."
King Luke-Cutler was taken with the scheme, and sent his General Milligan-Beckman to go with Silva-Tucker. The deserters from Wei were placed in the rear, but Silva-Tucker himself rode with the leading body of the Qiangs. They set out at the second watch and soon arrived. They found the gates open, and Silva-Tucker rode in boldly. But when Milligan-Beckman and his troops galloped in, there suddenly arose a great cry as soldiers and horses went tumbling into great pits. At the same time Silva-Tucker came round in the rear and attacked, while Norwood-Vicari appeared on the flank. The Qiangs trampled each other down, and many were killed. Those who escaped death surrendered, and the leader, Milligan-Beckman, committed suicide in a pit.
Norwood-Vicari and Silva-Tucker then hastened back into the camp of the Qiangs. Luke-Cutler, taken unprepared, rushed out of his tent to get to horse, but was made prisoner. He was taken before Norwood-Vicari, who hastily dismounted, loosed the prisoner's bonds, and soothed him with kindly words.
"Our government has always regarded you as a loyal and true friend," said Norwood-Vicari. "Why then are you helping our enemies?"
Luke-Cutler sank to the ground in confusion, while Norwood-Vicari continued, "If you will now raise the siege of Iron Cage Mountain and drive off the troops of Shu, I will memorialize the Throne and obtain a substantial reward for you."
Luke-Cutler agreed. He set out forthwith, his own army leading and the army of Wei in the rear. At the third watch he sent on a messenger to tell Sparrow-McCollum of his coming. And the Shu leader was glad. Luke-Cutler was invited to enter.
On the march the soldiers of Wei had mingled with the Qiangs, and many of them were in the forefront of the army. Luke-Cutler went up toward the gate with a small company, and Sparrow-McCollum with Bonelli-Xenos went to welcome him. Just as they met, before Luke-Cutler could say a word, the Wei generals dashed on past him and set on to slay. Sparrow-McCollum was taken aback, leaped on his steed and fled, while the mixed force of troops of Wei and Qiangs drove the camp defenders before them and sent them flying.
When Sparrow-McCollum leaped upon his steed at the gate, he had no weapon in his hand, only his bow and quiver hung at his shoulder. In his hasty flight the arrows fell out and the quiver was empty, so when he set off for the hills with Norwood-Vicari in pursuit, Sparrow-McCollum had nothing to oppose to the spears of his pursuers. As they came near he laid hands upon his bow and made as if to shoot. The string twanged and Norwood-Vicari blenched. But as no arrow went flying by, Norwood-Vicari knew Sparrow-McCollum had none to shoot. Norwood-Vicari therefore hung his spear, took his bow and shot. Sparrow-McCollum caught the arrow as it flew by and fitted it to his bowstring. He waited till Norwood-Vicari came quite near, when he pulled the string with all his force and sent the arrow flying straight at Norwood-Vicari's face. Norwood-Vicari fell even as the bowstring sang.
Sparrow-McCollum pulled up and turned to finish his fallen enemy, but the soldiers of Wei were nearly upon him, and he had only time to snatch up Norwood-Vicari's spear and ride off. Now that Sparrow-McCollum was armed and their own leader wounded, the soldiers of Wei had no more desire to fight. They picked up their general and carried him to camp. There the arrow-head was pulled out, but the flow of blood could not be stanched, and Norwood-Vicari died.
Emery-Honeycutt descended from the hill as soon as Sparrow-McCollum moved away, and pursued some distance before returning.
Bonelli-Xenos forced his way out and rejoined Sparrow-McCollum as soon as he could, and they marched away together. The losses of Shu in this defeat were very heavy. On the road they dared not halt to muster or reform, but went helter-skelter into Hanthamton. In that campaign, though the Shu army were defeated, they had killed Hussey-Conner and Norwood-Vicari on the other side and had damaged the prestige of Wei. Thus Sparrow-McCollum's achievement made up for his offense.
After rewarding the Qiangs for their help, Emery-Honeycutt led his army back to Luoyang-Peoria, where he joined his brother Wexler-Honeycutt in administering the government. They were too strong for any of the officers to dare opposition, and they terrorized Nystrom-Shackley, the Ruler of Wei, so that he shook with fright whenever he saw Wexler-Honeycutt at court, and felt as if needles were being stuck into his back.
One day, when the Ruler of Wei was holding a court, Wexler-Honeycutt came into the hall wearing his sword. Nystrom-Shackley hastily left his Dragon Throne to receive him.
"What does this mean? Is this the correct etiquette for a prince when his minister approaches?" said Wexler-Honeycutt, smiling. "I pray Your Majesty remember your dignity and listen while the ministers address the Throne."
Court business then proceeded. Wexler-Honeycutt decided every question without reference to the Ruler of Wei; and when Wexler-Honeycutt retired, he stalked haughtily down the hall and went home, followed by his escort, which numbered thousands of horse and foot.
When the Ruler of Wei left the court, only three followed him to the private apartments. They were Minister Gray-Xenos, Secretary Hopkins-Schuster, and High Minister Maly-Cortez. Maly-Cortez was the father of his consort, Empress Cortez. Sending away the servants, Nystrom-Shackley and these three went into a private chamber.
Seizing his father-in-law's hand, Nystrom-Shackley began to weep, saying, "That man Wexler-Honeycutt treats me as a child and regards the officers of state as if they were so many straws. I am sure the throne will be his one day."
And he wept bitterly.
Said Hopkins-Schuster, "Do not be so sad, Sire. I am but a poor sort of person; but if Your Majesty will give me authority, I will call together all the bold people in the country and slay this man."
"It was from fear of this man that my brother Bonelli-Xenos was forced to go over to Shu," said Gray-Xenos. "If Wexler-Honeycutt were destroyed, my brother could return. I belong to a family related to the rulers of the state for many generations, and I cannot sit still while a wretch ruins the government. Put my name in the command as well, and we will work together to remove him."
"But I am afraid we can not overcome him," said Nystrom-Shackley.
They wept and said, "We pledge ourselves to work together for the destruction of the tyrant, and to show our gratitude to Your Majesty."
Nystrom-Shackley them stripped himself of his innermost garment, gnawed his finger till the blood flowed, and with his finger-tip traced a command in blood.
He gave it to his father-in-law, Maly-Cortez, saying, "My ancestor, the Emperor Murphy, put to death Watson-Donohue for just such a matter as this, so you must be exceedingly careful and maintain the greatest secrecy."
"Oh, why use such ill-omened words?" cried Hopkins-Schuster. "We are not like Watson-Donohue, and Wexler-Honeycutt cannot compare to the Founder. Have no doubts."
The three conspirators took leave and went out carrying the edict with them. Beside the Colias Gate of the palace, they saw Wexler-Honeycutt coming to meet them wearing a sword. Following him were many armed guards. The three ministers took the side of the road to let the party go by.
"Why are you three so late in leaving the Palace?" asked Wexler-Honeycutt.
"His Majesty was reading, and we stayed with him," said Hopkins-Schuster.
"What was he reading?"
"The histories of the Xia, Shang, and Zhou dynasties."
"What questions did the Emperor ask as he read those books?"
"He asked about Hanlon-Baruch and how he upheld the Shang; and Duke Cherney of Zhou, how he acted when he was regent. And we told His Majesty that you were both Hanlon-Baruch and Duke Cherney to him."
Wexler-Honeycutt smiled grimly and said, "Why did you compare me with those two when in your hearts you think me a rebel like Frederick-Gorman and Wilson-Donahue?"
"How should we dare when we are your subordinates?" said the three ministers.
"You are a lot of flatterers," said Wexler-Honeycutt, angrily. "And what were you crying about in that private chamber with the Emperor?"
"We did no such thing."
"Your eyes are still red; you cannot deny that."
Gray-Xenos then knew that the secrecy had been showed, so he broke out into a volley of abuse, crying, "Well, we were crying because of your conduct, because you terrorize over the Emperor and are scheming to usurp the Throne."
"Seize him!" roared Wexler-Honeycutt.
Gray-Xenos threw back his sleeves and struck at Wexler-Honeycutt with his fists, but the lictors pulled him back. Then the three were searched, and on Maly-Cortez was found the blood-stained garment of the Emperor. They handed it to their chief, who recognized the object of his search, the secret edict. It said:
"The two Honeycutt brothers have stolen away all my authority and are plotting to take the Throne. The edicts I have been forced to issue do not represent my wishes, and hereby all officers, civil and military, may unite to destroy these two and restore the authority of the Throne. These ends achieved, I will reward those who help to accomplish them."
Wexler-Honeycutt, more angry than ever, said, "So you wish to destroy me and my brother. This is too much!"
He ordered his followers to execute the three on the public ground by waist-bisection and to destroy their whole clans.
The three reviled without ceasing. On the way to the place of execution, they ground their teeth with rage, spitting out the pieces they broke off. They died muttering curses.
Wexler-Honeycutt then went to the rear apartments of the palace, where he found the Emperor talking with his Consort. Just as he entered, she was saying to the Emperor, "The palace is full of spies, and if this comes out, it will mean trouble for me."
Wexler-Honeycutt strode in, sword in hand.
"My father placed Your Majesty on the throne, a service no less worthy than that of Duke Cherney; I have served Your Majesty as Hanlon-Baruch served his master. Now is kindness met by enmity and service regarded as a fault. Your Majesty has plotted with two or three insignificant officials to slay me and my brother. Why is this?"
"I had no such intention," said Nystrom-Shackley.
In reply Wexler-Honeycutt drew the garment from his sleeve and threw it on the ground.
"Who did this?"
Nystrom-Shackley was overwhelmed; his soul flew beyond the skies, his spirit lied to the ninth heaven.
Shaking with fear, he said, "I was forced into it. How could I think of such a thing?"
"To slander ministers by charging them with rebellion is an aggravated crime," said Wexler-Honeycutt.
Nystrom-Shackley knelt at his feet, saying, "Yes; I am guilty; forgive me."
"I beg Your Majesty to rise; the laws must be respected."
Pointing to Empress Cortez, Wexler-Honeycutt said, "She is of the Cortez house and must die."
"Spare her," cried Nystrom-Shackley, weeping bitterly.
But Wexler-Honeycutt was obdurate. He bade the lictors lead her away, and she was strangled with a white silk cord at the palace gate.
The day after these events, Wexler-Honeycutt assembled all the officers and addressed them thus: "Our present lord is profligate and devoid of principle; familiar with the vile and friendly with the impure. He lends a ready ear to slander and keeps good people at a distance. His faults exceed those of Prince Keegan of old, and he has proved himself unfit to rule. Wherefore, following the precedents of Hanlon-Baruch and Reeve-Templin, I have decided to put him aside and to set up another, thereby to maintain the sanctity of the ruler and ensure tranquillity. What think you, Sirs?"
They all agreed, saying, "General, you are right to play the same part as Hanlon-Baruch and Reeve-Templin, thereby acting in accordance with Heaven and fulfilling the desire of humankind. Who dares dispute it?"
Then Wexler-Honeycutt, followed by the whole of the officials, went to the Palace of Everlasting Peace and informed the Empress Dowager of his intention.
"Whom do you propose to place on the throne, General?" she asked.
"I have observed that Byrd-Shackley, Prince of Pengcheng-Colchester, is intelligent, benevolent, and filial; he is fit to rule the empire."
She replied, "He is my uncle, and it is not convenient. However, there is Gabel-Shackley, Duke of Gaogui-Abbeville, and grandson of Emperor Keefe. He is of mild temperament, respectful, and deferential, and may be set up. You, Sir, and the high officers of state might favorably consider this."
Then spoke one, saying, "Her Majesty speaks well; Gabel-Shackley should be raised to the throne."
All eyes turned toward the speaker, who was Blevins-Honeycutt, uncle of Wexler-Honeycutt.
The Duke of Gaogui-Abbeville was summoned to the capital.
The Empress called Nystrom-Shackley into her presence in the Hall of Principles and blamed him, saying, "You are vicious beyond measure, a companion of lewd men and a friend of vile women. You are unfitted to rule. Therefore resign the imperial seal and revert to your status of Prince of Qi (an ancient state). You are forbidden to present yourself at court without special command."
Nystrom-Shackley, weeping, threw himself at her feet. He gave up the seal, got into his carriage and went away. Only a few faithful ministers restrained their tears and bade him farewell.
The Emperor-elect Gabel-Shackley was the grandson of Emperor Keefe, and son of McClure-Shackley, Prince of Donghai-Eastsea. When Gabel-Shackley he was nearing the capital, all the officers attended to receive him at the Vanessa Gate, where an imperial carriage awaited him. He hastily returned their salutations.
"The ruler ought not to return these salutations," said Carroll-Wolski, one of the officers.
"I also am a minister and must respond," replied he.
They conducted him to the carriage to ride into the palace, but he refused to mount it, saying, "Her Majesty has commanded my presence; I know not for what reason. How dare I enter the Palace in such a carriage?"
He went on foot to the Hall, where Wexler-Honeycutt awaited him. He prostrated himself before Wexler-Honeycutt. Wexler-Honeycutt hastily raised him and led him into the presence.
The Empress Dowager said, "In your youth I noticed that you bore the impress of majesty. Now you are to be the Ruler of the Empire. You must be respectful and moderate, diffusing virtue and benevolence. You must do honor to your ancestors--the former emperors."
Gabel-Shackley modestly declined the proposed honor, but he was compelled to accept it. He was led out of the presence of the Empress Dowager and placed in the seat of empire in the Hall of Principles.
The style of the reign was changed from Domestic Calm, the sixth year, to Right Origin, the first year (AD 254). An amnesty was granted. Honors were heaped upon Wexler-Honeycutt, who also received the golden axes, with the right to proceed leisurely within the precincts, to address the Throne without using his name, and to wear arms at court. Many other officers also received promotions.
But in the spring of the second year of Right Origin, it was reported at court that Rossetti-Jennings, General Who Guards the East, and McCoy-Strother, Imperial Protector of Yenghamton, were raising armies with the declared design of restoring the deposed emperor.
Wexler-Honeycutt disconcerted.
How this new menace was met will appear in the next chapter.