`I'm bored. I'm bored. I'm sorry but that's about it. I'm sick of lifting unhappy patients up to normal boredom, sick of trivial experiments, empty articles `These are symptoms, not analysis.'
`To experience something for the first time: a first balloon, a visit to a foreign land. A fine fierce fornication with a new woman. The first paycheck, or the surprise of first winning big at the poker table or the racetrack. The exciting isolation of leaning against the wind on the highway hitchhiking, waiting for someone to stop and offer me a lift, perhaps to a town three miles down the road, perhaps to new friendship, perhaps to death. The rich glow I felt when I knew I'd finally written a good paper, made a brilliant analysis or hit a good backhand lob. The excitement of a new philosophy of life. Or a new home. Or my first child. These are what we want from life and now … they seem gone, and both Zen and psychoanalysis seem incapable of bringing them back.'
`You sound like a disillusioned sophomore.'
`The same old new lands, the same old fornication, the same getting and spending, the same drugged, desperate, repetitious faces appearing in the office for analysis, the same effective, meaningless lobs. The same old new philosophies. And the thing I'd really pinned my ego to, psychoanalysis, doesn't seem to be a bit relevant to the problem.'
`It's totally relevant.'
`Because analysis, were it really an the right track, should be able to change me, to change anything and anybody, to eliminate all undesired neurotic symptoms and to do it much more quickly than the two years necessary to produce most measurable changes in people.'
`You're dreaming, Luke. It can't be done. In both theory and practice it's impossible to rid an individual of all his undesired habits, tensions, compulsions, inhibitions, what-have-you.'
`Then maybe the theory and practice are wrong.'
`Undoubtedly.'
`We can perfect plants, alter machines, train animals, why not men?'
`For God's sake!' Dr. Mann tapped his pipe vigorously against a bronze ashtray and glared up at me irritably. `You're dreaming. There are no Utopias: There can be no perfect man. Each of our lives is a finite series of errors, which tend to become rigid and repetitious and necessary. Every man's personal proverb about himself is: "Whatever is, is right, in the best of all possible people."
The whole tendency is … the whole tendency of the human personality is to solidify into the corpse. You don't change corpses. Corpses aren't bubbling with enthusiasm. You spruce them up a bit and make them fit to be looked at.'
`I absolutely agree: psychoanalysis rarely breaks this solidifying flow of personality, it has nothing to offer the man who is bored.'
Dr. Mann harumphed or snorted or something and I moved away from the window to look up at Freud. Freud stared down seriously; he didn't look pleased.
'There must be some other.. other secret [blasphemy!] some other . .. magic potion which would permit certain men to radically alter their lives,' I went on.
`Try astrology, the I Ching, LSD.'
`Freud gave me a taste for finding some philosophical equivalent of LSD, but the effect of Freud's own potion seems
to be wearing off.'
`You're dreaming. You expect too much. A human being, a human personality is the total pattern of the accumulated
limitations and potentials of an individual. You take away all his habits, compulsions and channeled drives, and you
take away him.'
`Then perhaps, perhaps, we ought to do away with "him".'
He paused as if trying to absorb what I'd said and when I turned to face him, he surprised me by booming two quick
cannon shots of smoke out of the side of his mouth.
`Oh Luke you're nibbling on that Goddamn Eastern mysticism again. If I weren't a consistent self, a glutton at the
table, sloppy in dress, bland in speech and rigidly devoted to psychoanalysis, to success, to publication - and all of
these things consistently - I'd never get anything done, and what would I be?'
I didn't answer.
`If I sometimes smoked one way,' he went on, `sometimes another, sometimes not at all, varied the way I dressed, was
nervous, serene, ambitious, lazy, lecherous, gluttonous, ascetic - where would my "self" be? What would I achieve?
It's the way a man chooses to limit himself that determines his character. A man without habits, consistency,
redundancy - and hence boredom - is not human. He's insane.'
With a satisfied and relaxed grunt he placed his pipe down again and smiled pleasantly at me. For some reason I hated
him.
`And accepting these self-defeating limitations is mental health?' I said.
`Mmmmm.'
I stood facing him and felt a strange rush of rage surge through me. I wanted to crush Dr. Mann with a ten-ton block
of concrete. I spat out my next words `We must be wrong. All psychotherapy is a tedious disaster. We must be making
some fundamental, rock-bottom error that poisons all our thinking. Years from now men will look upon our
therapeutic theories and our techniques as we do upon nineteenth-century bloodletting.'
`You're sick, Luke,' he said quietly.
`You and Jake are among the best and as humans you're both nothing.'
He was sitting erect in his chair.
`You're sick,' he said. `And don't feed me any more bull about Zen. I've been watching you for months now. You're not
relaxed. Half the time you seem like 'a giggly schoolboy and the other half like a pompous ass.'
`I'm a therapist and it's clear I, as a human, am a disaster. Physician heal thyself.'
'You've lost faith in the most important profession in the world because of an idealized expectation which even Zen
says is unrealistic. You've gotten bored with the day-to-day miracles of making people slightly better. I don't see
where letting them get slightly worse is much to be proud of.'