I turned and looked him in the eyes passing a knowing signal “No; lets see if they still have a skip out the back like they used to.”
We went to the back of the building into a court yard and the metal dumpsters were still in place. Jay opened one and withdrew a black plastic bin bag. He held it up and made a tare and peered in. then he looked up and smiled at me, withdrawing a cheese burger which he held up. A beetle as big as the burger inside dropped out onto the ground, it was sapphire and emerald coloured. Jay picked it up as it wriggled its legs and put it back in the burger, then; pulling down his bandanna he took a bite that had an audible crunch “They taste better than the burgers” He said, smiling with bulging cheeks.
I rooted in the bag and drew out my own burger, a ‘chicken’ burger. The bread was limp and stale, but it had a dank smell of cooked meat that was enticing. I pulled two like sized bugs out of it and took a bite. “Mmm” I said “Yummy”. Then added “We really should have took them home and grilled them like the old days”. We sat down on the bag and ate our meals. Jay got out a chicken burger from the bag under him and took a bite “I think this is testicles” he said unconcerned.
The burger did not agree with me, it seemed to be ripping its way through my digestive track and my stomach was not as solid as it used to be. Loud rumblings could be heard and Jay looked around with his arms out tensed, ready to dive for cover, then looked at me “Jon! I thought he’d sent a fucking tank for us.” Food here seemed to be a risky and unnecessary exercise like taking drugs.
“I’m going to take a look how my Gollum’s doing” I said. I located the back of my mind where his image was located and looked into myself. Redd was sketching a map with his to him large pen on a scrap of paper, his scroll was uneven but the map was detailed, it showed three levels and marked off toilets and a cloak room, there was a room on the top level marked with an ‘x’. A fire escape ran around the back of the building to different levels of the complex, and Redd had marked each one with a sketch of a padlock. Redd was aware I was looking in on him and looked up and surveyed the room so I could see it properly.
The first thing Redd did was look at the ceiling on the lower level, and I could see hundreds of happily bobbing red balloons on the ceiling in a rope net, but Redd was focusing closer so I could see that each one had a timing device and was an incendiary device meant to trap us. Men with sharp gelled hair in smart casual clothes, shirts or lama wool jumpers knitted up their necks in multifarious colours, and women in party dresses, spotted, striped, laced or black, or see through plastic, their breasts pushed out, were sat on the floor looking at each other in a bored malicious way. Eyes made large and cruel by mascara sized up the men’s worth with compass point movements as the women were tapping high heeled shoes that came to sharp points, or stabbed bodkins half hidden in garters into the backs of their shoes to lever in their feet. The men looked on with savage wild eyes and played with garrotting wires attached to expensive looking wristwatches, they pulled the wires and watched them reel themselves in.
“Come back now Redd,” I said telepathically.
“No way, I’m staying” came Redd’s answer “You know the lay out.”
“What are you going to do?” I asked.
Redd replied “I don’t know yet, I’m going to try and get him” his eyes touched on the room with the ‘x’ and the pen stabbed it.
“Okay” I said “I’ll keep in touch. But don’t set off the balloons, set their timers for one am tonight, if you set them off now and fail he will change the venue and that place will be a burnt out wreak, the police will close it down.”
I came around and unfolded the picture from my pocket, Jane was in a corner of the white walled room huddled on the floor and crying, every few seconds she would look up and mouth the words help. It reminded me of a heroine in some old black and white silent movie, I saw myself coming towards her on some old steam train shunting round a corner as a white sun set, the tracks leading straight to her, I would peel up the tracks towards heaven and send them straight up Gods arse. The caption “we got him” ends the story as I hugged her.
I put the picture back in my pocket and turned and looked at Jay “We had better get back, squeeze my hand tight.”
“Jon, this is not the place.” Jay said looking at me with a stylised fakery of romantic love, the eye lids fluttering, he looked at his limp burger and shrugged “It happens sometimes.”
I grabbed Jays hand and we were back at mine.
No sooner had we appeared and sat down on the couch with a joint sigh, than Judith appeared, still naked, still red with the head dress of skulls and gold horns, but something different about her.
“Will you put some clothes on” I said jealously “You’re going to get Jay all excited”.
Jay looked at me then back at Judith “Don’t mind me Monster” then Jay looked at me again “Besides isn’t she getting a little fat for me, now that girl I got you…”
Judith rubbed her bulging stomach as he spoke.
I shouted out “You’re pregnant!”
Judith replied indignantly “Yes. You didn’t use protection.”
I must have looked taken aback, I moved back in my seat “Isn’t being dead protection enough?”
“Not from the likes of you apparently” Judith said defensively.
I was made happy and amused by the news, since I had no children and Judith was the perfect biological mate. “Do I have to marry you now? An inexperienced young lad like me? You’re reputation precedes you, and I might even say you have an ill repute, ‘whore of Babylon ’!”
Jay laughed “Ha-ha, it’s an ill wind blows no good.”
I laughed myself “Ha!” I turned my arse and farted in Jays direction.
“Phew!” Jay said waving his hand.
“You might want to examine that and report me the good in it.” I laughed, we had high spirits, or; you might say; we were ‘high spirits’.
All this time Judith, whore of Babylon; broadly smiled. “You might want to see what that Gollum of yours is doing; oh I know about him, God doesn’t yet.” She gave a grin “You should expect some good news.”
I went to the place in the back of my mind where Redd’s consciousness existed, and I saw the picture of a heaving posterior, fat, white and spotted with a gapping dirty anus. I could hear familiar cries. Then I saw the hands of Redd; lobster phone in one hand and toothbrush razor in the other. He shoved the toothbrush up the bouncer’s arsehole, in and out and in and twisted it. There was an inhuman howl of pain, then the phone came down on his head with the clanging ring of the bell inside “clang”, then Jane had grabbed the phone and brought it down on his head with another “clang”, then again with a “clang”, only pain was keeping the man conscious as Jane got out from under him and ran out of the room quickly, grabbing her soiled knickers.
My Gollum jumped on her back, she tried to brush him off, then realising Redd was her saviour, let him hang on. Her eyes looking back at him, raised with an expression of complicity. Through the next room, the hand of God could not even grab her and three bouncers looked on surprised. Jane’s eyes now looked starry, as she entered the dance floors; like her mind was full of the silent flashing lights, her face and mind, green, red, blue. Down three flights of stairs, hugging the chrome railings, almost sliding down it, bent forward but looking back and out of the building before any one could react, as Redd looked backwards off his position on her shoulder, her escape was hardly registering on their faces which had only dawned full realisation as she left the building; one woman’s hand at the entrance reaching out and only snatching the night. The name of the club in bold neon fly killing violet, smiled its good will at their escape as Redd looked back.
“Redds bloody done it!” I shouted. Excitedly I said to the other two “We have to find her before they do.”
There was a solemn look on Judith’s face “Yes but Redd’s moved too soon.”
I stood up and stared at Judith “Well; we can talk about it later, now we have to find her before they do.”
Still standing I looked into my mind and asked Redd “Where are you taking her?”
Redd answered “To the McDonalds skip, I’m going to hide her in the bin quick, you have to get to her before God searches her out, it’s a matter of time.”
Judith and Jay snatched up zip guns and loaded them and we joined hands and tumbled through the ether and then we were back at McDonalds skips, this time on earth.
No sooner were we there and Jane ran into us around the corner, pushing out her hands as if to stop herself. She was my runaway train coming to a halt at the end of the tracks. My Gollum got up and rested on her shoulder facing us as Jane panted for breath, holding her side and doubling up, hand on her knee and moving up and down. She put one foot and then the other in the knickers in her hand and dragged them up. She must have streaked down the street naked; it could not have gone unnoticed.
Redd said “Now what will we do, this will never be over, he will snatch her back and kill us unless we kill him.”
The truth of the situation and what Judith had said to me before we left was dawning on me. “We have to get her back, the plan is for tonight, if we don’t get him tonight this will never end and he will get his turn to do it his way.”
Jane cried and hit me with her fists on my chest “This is all your fault for loving me, I haven’t even met you yet, you can’t send me back there this is your business.”
I replied stonily “My fault or not you have to go back or this will never end for you; but I won’t send you back unless I know you can escape at any time, I’m not sending you back for that. It’s unlikely they will start again tonight but if they do… Judith!”
“Yes?”
“Give me the smallest ladies pistol you can summon up, a Derringer; and a ring with a suicide capsule in it.” I demanded.
The two things appeared instantly in Judith’s hand and I passed them to Jane. “We will get you captured without suspicion, if they try anything shoot them, if that doesn’t work take the suicide pill and you will be away from them in the afterlife.”
Jane put the gun down her pants and looked like she had a cock, then she put the ring on.
I told her with some urgency in my voice “Maybe you had better put that in you’re bra.”
“I know what I’m doing” she said looking at me sternly.
I nearly fell over, hit by a wave of love emanating from her tears, she wiped them away, I felt splashed, it was like being hit by the spray from the ocean, then it was all dry and I was all washed up, beached on her face as my head fell against her and I kissed her. The lips remained hard. My face lost its constituency in the act and splashed her in turn.