1 This Is Emo 0:01
(carnivore interlude)
2 Billy Sim 0:12
(reality interlude)
3 What Happens When People Stop Being Polite 0:26
(Pat Benatar interlude)
4 Every Dog Must Have His Every Day, Every Drunk Must Have His Drink 0:42
(Monkees = Monkees interlude)
5 Appetite for Replication 0:56
(an interlude to be named later)
6 Ten Seconds to Love 0:71
(metaphorical fruit interlude)
7 George Will vs. Nick Hornby 0:86
(Ralph Nader interlude)
8 33 0:97
(Fonzie recalibration interlude)
9 Porn 1:09
(“kitty cat as terrorist” interlude)
10 The Lady or the Tiger 1:19
(hypothetical interlude)
11 Being Zack Morris 1:27
(50–50 interlude)
12 Sulking with Lisa Loeb on the Ice Planet Hoth 1:41
(anti-homeless interlude)
13 The Awe-Inspiring Beauty of Tom Cruise’s Shattered, Troll-like Face 1:51
(punk interlude)
14 Toby over Moby 1:66
(Johnny Cash interlude)
15 This Is Zodiac Speaking 1:79
(Timothy McVeigh interlude)
16 All I Know Is What I Read in the Papers 1:95
(boom!)
17 I, Rock Chump 2:11
(waiting to die interlude)
18 How to Disappear Completely and Never Be Found 2:20
All tracks by Chuck Klosterman and Crazy Horse, except “The Lady and the Tiger” (Lennon/McCartney) and “This Is Zodiac Speaking” (Klosterman /Desmond Child). Additional vocals by Shannon Hoon and Neko Case on “Being Zack Morris.” Produced by Bob Ezrin at Little Mountain Sound Studio LTD., Vancouver. No keyboards, synthesizers, or outboard gear were used in the typing of this manuscript.