For ruining a good time.
Live music is one of my personal passions. The anticipation of lights dimming and that initial uproar of the crowd cheering in unison are unparalleled. The first riff gives me goose bumps. The experience can be exhilarating for many. Unfortunately, it’s usually ruined by some annoying jerkwad.
The guy who just won’t sit down in his seat ruins the concert experience. Let’s get one thing straight: Concerts only have two options in regards to seating. One is an actual seat. The other is no seat at all; it’s just general admission, standing room only. In the case of the latter, it’s okay to stand, jump up and down, bump into people, rush the stage, and even crowd-surf. However, if you paid for a seat, USE IT. Stand up for the first couple songs, showing your support while waving your arms, and then sit the fuck down. You are being irritating and you’re pissing off everyone behind you. This type of behavior is unacceptable and will no longer be tolerated.
Other guys (and girls) that make the concertgoing experience less than enjoyable:
• Guy too drunk and belligerent at a concert. (Just pass out already.)
• Guy throwing bottles at a concert. (Great idea, dipshit.)
• Guy singing too loudly at a concert. (Sing, just not louder than the band.)
• Girl screeching when her favorite song starts at a concert. (Please stop.)
• Guy wearing a T-shirt of the band he is seeing at a concert. (Don’t be that guy.)