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№091The United States

For abusing the world’s natural resources.

THE FACTS

It’s alarming how quickly human beings are burning through the world’s natural resources. And although it accounts for only 5 percent of the world’s population, the U.S. consumes 26 percent of the world’s energy.

And while I’m at it, shame on you too, Canada—per capita you use more energy than anyone!

As far as Italy is concerned, someone go tell Tony and Bruno they can rub it in all of our faces, because, proportionately, “the boot” consumes the least of all. Way to go, Italia!

[you] RIFE!

America, stop being so American. It just makes you look ignorant, arrogant, and gluttonous. Realize that your carbon footprint and your existence will have a potentially devastating effect on future generations. Take a step, change something in your life, and make the world a better place.

Top five ways to go green in under five minutes:

1. Bring your own bag to the market.

2. Unplug things that stay on for no reason.

3. Do full loads of laundry, not many small ones.

4. Take short showers, not baths.

5. Adjust your thermostat up one degree in the summer and down one degree in the winter.

Now was that so hard?